Real England

Is that the most likes you ever got? Pffft.

I take what I can get

my greatest success was a comment I made about fraser nelson that michael rosen agreed with and added some more to much more eloquently and earned me about 9 likes for mine and 72 proxy likes for his response.

https://t.co/G89xFvEvWh

— The News, Portsmouth (@portsmouthnews) October 14, 2020

‘I did the second one sober… it was horrible’

The most Real England about this is that he seemingly had no problem at all agreeing to this photo shoot. Often it's not the news, it's the willingness of people to back up the news with photos like this that's the most Real England for me.

^ Real (England) Talk

the wigan chippy video that has amused Americans this last week or so

could really go a roll and pie rn tbh

https://i.imgur.com/5IHsEjy.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElXSuAJX0AA7x8v?format=jpg&name=900x900

Lol

apparently this is a storyboard of my life type thing people do on instagram. Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals, Bradders, Smithster. This is quite a rich internal life here!

Those are Earl Brutus lyrics I swear

actual extract from john lanchester's capital

>> I have to return some videotapes. The Hangover 2, absolute classic haha

I have been laughing at this all day. pic.twitter.com/faK89utkui

— Daniel Howdon (@danielhowdon) October 28, 2020

Inevitable

lol what is that

last night I got back from the bar & tried to describe a particular British man-type me & my friend identified pic.twitter.com/D7LDkInsK5

— hannah proctor (@hhnnccnnll) November 19, 2016

Posted in 2016 and left-ish, 30-something Twitter has never recovered.

oh
thanks!

1 skeleton in a German uniform = 1 respect pic.twitter.com/rFcwYRuz1u

— Scott (@scottwilks) November 6, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmICz_xXEAAnZDP?format=jpg&name=medium

nice touch

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/brawl-breaks-out-tesco-eggs-19243834

I’ve never felt more patriotic than I did after reading this. pic.twitter.com/ofESRC5Xyy

— Suzi (@SuziOvens) November 8, 2020

I mean this might _not_ be England but

Genuinely speechless. pic.twitter.com/2W7VyTaOzz

— adidas cringe (@adaedophiles) November 11, 2020

irl lol

lotta smug cunts in the follow-up comments

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Emr8lWXXYAQ4Guh?format=jpg&name=large

oof that hits hard.

Personal number plate owners who are a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

it was posted by Kev The Postman Poet from Hudds and is a genuine publication believe it or not!

honestly tried to zoom in to see if that was Rob Coombes, brother of Gaz

it’s Reg Transfers

He's Gaz Coombes' brother-in-law iirc.

i thought you were all joking as it's clearly the lad out of Take That but having just seen the picture full size my mistake

Gaz Coombes’ brother does something financial in Paris and is married to a McAleese.

Gaz Coombes did something in Paris, 1940-ish

This guy doesn't fit the Real England mood here as I have nothing but sympathy but I didn't know where else to share it. His wee resigned chuckle at the end slays me

Welcome to the north ✊🏻 pic.twitter.com/FOzD9yCTtI

— Darryl Morris (@darrylmorris) November 17, 2020

Very much right to appear here, I reckon. I think of this thread as a celebration as much as anything, and if that fantastic wee clip's not "Real England", I don't know what is.

The difference a second makes

This is the most British thing I have seen in ages pic.twitter.com/mDchcpe7Lc

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 27, 2020

and another

This is a SUCH a thing I love it pic.twitter.com/RUxR87fCQ7

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 28, 2020

That second one is because he stops and puts an extra happy Christmas in between saying 1 and pressing the button. Idiot.

i mean he brought it on himself in the second one by sticking in a happy christmas after one

^

lol this was the wording of a post i left in my drafts.

I'm supposed to be photographing the local switch-on next weekend, so I better bear this in mind. Just blaze away from around the "Three..." mark.

Worker woke to find word 'nonce' tattooed on forehead as two arrested for GBHhttps://t.co/CKQbYQ6h2N

— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) November 28, 2020

Anger as vandals change Great Torrington's name.

"To put all of these things right is costly, and a cost which will be borne by the council tax payers of Great Torrington. However, what is worse is that it is sad that some people find this appropriate to do in our lovely small community town."

https://i2-prod.devonlive.com/incoming/article4756768.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_Great-Torrington-Town-sign-vandalised.jpg

could have turned the rest into 'anal scoff' at a stretch

an appropriately cavalier response

"Come to Great Torrington and get your Roscoff."

More like Real Britain but

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/27/hundreds-uk-tourists-flee-covid-quarantine-swiss-ski-resort-verbier