cursed images: let's get together and pin down the aesthetic!

I think I found my 2020 Christmas card

classic cat-based cursed xmas card image

http://petslady.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/santa-paws-2.jpg

nope? maybe as a link?

http://petslady.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/santa-paws-2.jpg

i like to think that, rather than eating it, the female half of that couple is regurgitating her corn dog whole

^ kinda cursed but mostly lol

santa cats works for me btw

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mysUwYOTNIo/XafclOPUEHI/AAAAAAACGsE/0qKHgaHJ5ZAtxeGdCpU19SYG8uzUafyIQCLcBGAsYHQ/s640/halloween-costumes-1950s-1960s-16.jpeg

3rd world forcefield

noise bros be like I know a spot then take you here pic.twitter.com/l0dtjZNtZa

— jetski (@jetski0) June 28, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAZiUYql2oE

might be too dirty for Branwell, even xp

https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121538101_3709908312355443_5490916567311240990_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=qGQIXm85t1EAX9y175O&_nc_ht=scontent.fman1-1.fna&oh=595cb00237246563096a7579d9302607&oe=5FAAA02E

maybe the wrong thread but it was the one that i thought of when i saw it

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice. pic.twitter.com/20oSin7VYt

— I.Share (@IAMNERDIShare) October 7, 2020

https://i.redd.it/yt2tfbejzon21.jpg

good one; can't imagine the context.

i mean i can but i can't exactly imagine all the various things that had to happen for that to occur
or rather i can but i don't want to

I imagine the context is a child dying
xp well yes that

I dunno, looks like a full-size coffin to me.

RIP Boss Baby

full-size coffin yes but maybe all the babies are laid in it crosswise

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElKmgapXEAE46QZ?format=jpg&name=900x900

Begging for distance markers on the floor...

are you really willing to risk burning alive for this poo

I hold the rare opinion that Pinterest is good not bad and that it's all about how you use it. Case in point being my entire sub-board consisting of hundreds of cursed toilet-related images.

i love how your only hope to survive a fire trapped at the end of a comically long and narrow hall is oxygen deprivation, but that little window solves that problem for you

Designed by Mark Z Danielewski.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41LIOcFYb9L._AC_.jpg

i feel like my dorito-licking experience is the anti-matter of that cheesepuff and the powder protectors.

once every four or five years i repeat this gross story, but i used to lick off all the cheese on doritos, on both sides, and then stack up the dried carcasses of doritos in a plate. i'd stack them up dozens high, or however many doritos come in a small bag. this is all in a cafeteria in high school, btw. anyways, i'd stack up the dried out, cheeseless, doritos, then at the end of lunch, i'd crunch down on the entire gross dorito tower at the same time. they were so hollowed out that it would all squish down to one really gross, mouth-sized thing.

anyway, my cheeseless, soul-less doritos were the antimatter of that fresh cheesepuff above. and the way i treated those doritos - seeking only to extract the precious cheese powders, before obliterating the remains as a matter of showbiz - is the antimatter of using plastic to keep the cheesepowder away from the body

if stephen king ever runs out of ideas, you've got a doozy to pitch him

The Withdrawing of the Cheese

km that is horrifying

also I briefly misread that this is something you do every 4 or 5 years

at the stroke of midnight

what's amazing is at the time, i was also really struggling in the whole "relationship scene" and was always wondering why because i was a Nice Guy

If only you could go back warn your younger self that it’s only the disgusting soggy dorito sandwiches preventing him from getting any

if i appeared to myself, then, i have no doubt that i would not believe myself

How could the random, middle-aged man who just walked in off the street, marched up to his cafeteria table and pulled the gluey Dorito bolus from inside his mouth be anyone but Future Self?

what did you do with the resultant paste?

is this cursed?

Wtf is going on here? pic.twitter.com/bHi5NRppcy

— Tim Hendricks (@Saltwatertattoo) November 5, 2020

most certainly

every bit as upsetting

jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv

— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020

I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on

wtf

Based on the rapid decay of the simulation of late, I assume that these are just mundane dispatches from our near future.

every bit as upsetting

🐦[jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv🕸
— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020🕸]🐦

I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on

the commonalities (crustaceans, knock-off nikes, sock stands, white colloids) are just vexing

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-11/11/22/asset/f5acba8d2816/anigif_sub-buzz-1108-1573510965-1_preview.gif?output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&downsize=360:*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzqFQAE1As

lol OL

Pretty sure the same person made both videos, but still...

sock stands,

if those are a real thing then I may be confusedisturbed in a different way than previous

yeah this is unpackably disturbing in a way that requires me not thinking abt it because headache