TRUMP GOT COVID

Plus we don't want Pence to ride a sympathy vote to a four year term.

who?

No one like Trump ever faces a reckoning, but on the plus side they do die.

Almost makes you want to believe in an afterlife where justice is meted out at long last.

Priests and fools say
We are but animate clay
We're crude vessels
Housing immortal souls

But the dead only quickly decay
They don't go about being born and reborn
And rising and falling like soufflé
The dead only quickly decay

It would be swell
To see some folk burn in hell
But when they go
Its just as pleseant to know

That the dead only quickly decay
They dont go about being born and reborn
And rising and falling like soufflé
The dead only quickly decay

trump dying from the virus would be the most poetic + he would be gone

on this matter I'm a centrist (I think both candidates getting sick and dying would be the funniest outcome)

Very cool, hope yr country also gets thrown into absolute chaos ASAP for some quality lols.

Think it’s pretty fun that today we get to learn who would let baby hitler live

— no longer excited for artifact 2.0 (@davidsitrick) October 2, 2020

Yes I would hate it if our ruling class were decimated xp

xpost PS I figured out the solution to that perennial quandary a while back (secret vasectomy on Daddy Hitler and voila).

Don't let's be beastly to the Bidens

OL, tbf one of these countries is not like the other.

Fwiw the head of our federal Conservative party has (or had? I haven't kept up) covid, as does the leader of the separatist Bloc Québécois, and I, for one, am totally cool with that.

Trudeau's love of pr0n* may have saved his life by distracting him from his COVID-infected wife.

*I actually do unfortunately have specific intelligence on this from my Mtl video store days but I'll save that for a darker day, not a joyous one like today.

I mean I thought the only reason right thinking people were supposed to vote for the reactionary billionaire loving cop supporting sex pest was to stop Trump so if Trump were to die in agony God forbid then what's the point of a Biden

Had no idea you'd sojourned in Montreal, Simon.

xp

I lived there for almost a decade!

We're back at 1000+ new cases per day in Qc so moving (back?) to T-dot was def the right call.

OH SHIT

LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 6, 2020

I mean I thought the only reason right thinking people were supposed to vote for the reactionary billionaire loving cop supporting sex pest was to stop Trump so if Trump were to die in agony God forbid then what's the point of a Biden

I do think that yes, if you're a Dem pol or left-wing media personality you probably shouldn't say anything but if you do "thoughts and prayers" is fine because everyone on the right is licking their chops right now at the potential "THE LEFT WANTS YOU TO GET SICK AND DIE" campaign they so want to run right now and given that Biden is way way ahead right now I think any chaos is by definition bad

A visual aid:

Aw, it was just Locker Room Talk.
Or it was "just sarcasm."

This is a funny time for you guys to start morality cosplay. https://t.co/fq326Iw1Ly

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 2, 2020

THEY SANG KARAOKE AT THE TRUMP FUNDRAISER https://t.co/9PItIwdhVm

— David Brauer (@dbrauer) October 2, 2020

xp - I totally get that. but we all know the left & the right play by different rules when it comes to this stuff, by definition really, cuz we are not the party of mindless cruelty

counterpoint the dems are the party of mindless cruelty

where the gop would be the party of mindful cruelty

The walk to the church and hoisting the bible was probably the most exercise he's done in decades.

lagoon otm, sad lol

why is it that whenever a statement like this happens everyone momentarily forgets the otherwise obvious fact that "I wish you well" is code for "fuck you"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjIJ2-SXgAIeTXJ?format=jpg&name=small

xpost Possibly because "I wish you dead" is just much more efficient.

I mean I thought the only reason right thinking people were supposed to vote for the reactionary billionaire loving cop supporting sex pest was to stop Trump so if Trump were to die in agony God forbid then what's the point of a Biden

NV, you thought wrong.

why is it that whenever a statement like this happens everyone momentarily forgets the otherwise obvious fact that "I wish you well" is code for "fuck you"

people just like being sanctimonious towards their friends

Is it okay if I make disgusting comments about James Woods pervin' on 20 year olds?

sure, "I wish you dead" is absolutely not off the table, it's just bizarre reading people say "he wished him well! how could he wish him well?" with zero irony when those same people probably know full well that if you get an email from someone ending in "I wish you well" then you know to never contact them again for the rest of your life

I uhhhhh, I'll be right back I need to call my sister

I really don't care; in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off, when he's burning in Hell

Well I hope you live long now, I pray the lord your soul to keep
...
'Cos when they finally put you in the ground
They'll stand there laughing and tramp the dirt down

I'm really upset the Biden official Twitter account didn't post "tfw when you're headed into the weekend and you find out Trump's got the 'rona" with that gif of Vince Mcmahon strutting into the arena at a WWE event

Well, bless your soul. I'm gonna be prayin' for you.

i simple "ol donnie got the rona" wouldve sufficed

"Thoughts and prayers"

southerners are OUTRAGED that this man blessed the heart of a yankee

This is all Trump's own fault for getting so many tests.

👍

This is the kind of response Biden should've given

My statement on Trump’s COVID-19 positive diagnosis: pic.twitter.com/03VF1oGF8a

— Rep. Ilhan Omar (@Ilhan) October 2, 2020

BREAKING: The new James Bond film "No Time to Die" will be delayed until 2021, @business reports, on this surreal Friday when @realDonaldTrump revealed he has coronavirus.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 2, 2020

Fascinated by this experimental cocktail thing. Is this a “Christ he is really bad try anything” deal or a “he’s demanding we give him the weird secret treatments” thing?

There's no reason it can't be both

they could also be telling him they're giving him the top secret experimental treatments but are actually injecting Crystal Light directly into his veins

the world is awash in possibility

The way it's being communicated is terrible, almost trolling you by giving you far more hope he is bad.

Like to see more of a write-up on the treatment.

BREAKING: Trump, who revealed early this morning he has coronavirus, is leaving the White House for Walter Reed Military Medical Center.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 2, 2020