FIRST-ROUND PLAYOFF CLUSTERFUCK OF 2020

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I'd say the Reds hitting performance in this years playoffs is another fluky record, going 22 innings without scoring a run.

Of course, I would figure that this years Reds team batting average being something stupid like .214 is probably part of the problem.

This is the year of the most fugly pro baseball I can ever remember. Unwatchable.

earlnash, Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

tatis is pretty good

mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link

TATIS

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

uh oh

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

MACHADO

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

That lovable scamp Will Myers!

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link

That bat flip just beheaded the cutout of shirtless Ed Whitson.

Andy K, Friday, 2 October 2020 02:47 (three years ago) link

that scamp, that wil myers

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

Sixto Sanchez, Unhittable 93mph Front Door Changeup. 😯 pic.twitter.com/DgkVKzHEh1

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) October 2, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

wild that that's a changeup and not a 2 seam

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 October 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

Chipper Jones is such a bore.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 2 October 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

puts him ahead of Larry tho

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

i meant A-Rod

sorry, medicated

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

sixto threw 65 four-seam fastballs, averaging 98.3

statcast called that pitch to rizzo a 'sinker' so i think jimmy is correct

mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

also when you throw 101 as a matter of course everything is a changeup

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 October 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

kintzler getting some help from will little

mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link

cubs managed one run on nine hits in the two games. ian happ had four of them. rizzo and bryant went 0-for-16

mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

Yeah Baez, Rizzo and Bryant were atrocious all year long.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 2 October 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

Go Pads! (sorry Karl love u)

Van Horn Street, Friday, 2 October 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

i truly understand

who are you going to root for, boring young tatis, or the emotional rollercoaster that is paul goldschmidt??

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link

plus, last time the padres were in the playoffs (2006), i think they were eliminated by the cardinals team on their way to their current "greatest WS team ever, as measured by pure talent" status

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 October 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

there was also that game 163 in 2007 where (future cardinal stalwart) matt holliday never touched home plate

mookieproof, Friday, 2 October 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

i love you too KM. Hope the Cards get smoked.

Is this a Pads bullpen game?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

yep

i am ready for a ~signature dylan carlson rookie moment~

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 October 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

why isn't polyphonic in here challenging you to fite

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 October 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link

san diegans are mellow

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 3 October 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

<3

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 October 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

so seven Central teams made the playoffs and they collectively won two games before dying

this helps trump, doesn't it rip real america

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 October 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link


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