Dilbert - C or D?

"he left me on that table"

has he not spent literally years whining about the "very fine people" hoax, surely he could've WELL ACTUALLY'd his way outta this one

or is it like in 2016 where the writing was on the wall and he doesn't wanna be seen backing a loser

(if you don't remember there was a point in 2016 when a dozen women came out to accuse Trump of sexual misconduct and Adams wrote a sad and very sexist post about how not only was Hillary gonna win but we'd never have a male president again)

"He lost my vote. Can he get it back? Yeah."

Hmm wonder if he'll manage to find a way for trump to get it back in the next 4 weeks...

what a weirdo

wait doesn't he brag all the time about how he doesn't vote

or has he fallen prey to the satanic mind control powers of 666IDENTITY??

reminded of the time I went on this egg’s new wife’s Instagram and there wasn’t a single picture of him on there

Yeah, set a 2 week timer for this guy to be shouting his triumphantly re-affirmed faith in Trump from the rooftops

more like three hours

Today I learned that agreeing with Democrats and saying I won’t vote for Trump makes them hate me extra and threaten me. So I’ll be voting for Trump.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 1, 2020

the mind of a small child

ahhahahaah "i wish you LIBERALS hadn't MADE me vote for Trump but I simply had no choice!"

man this guy can't catch a break

now he says that Trump is polling badly bcz Trumpsters are collectively playing "the most epic practical joke" by pretending not to be voting for him, so that they will prove the polls wrong

has this guy been murdered yet or does that happen in january

#cope

To avoid getting bogged down on the main US politics thread about yesterday's news, just wanted to share my overly generous take on "weaponized autism". I think the idea is that Trump has an army of rain men who are going to sweep into contested cities and use their super counting skills to refute the reported ballot data.

No, it's a chan thing.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/weaponized-autism

Thanks, I wish I never read that

Sorry dude ;_;

Not your fault, just that it was predictably far shitier than my imagination allowed.

now he says that Trump is polling badly bcz Trumpsters are collectively playing "the most epic practical joke" by pretending not to be voting for him, so that they will prove the polls wrong

― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 8:22 PM (three weeks ago)

let’s see how Dilbert guy is coping pic.twitter.com/7sSLDBzQiG

— wario cuomo (@ooofwowza) November 15, 2020

Sad that Kim Thompson is no longer around to debate this with Groth

Woodland camouflage is not very effective in downtown DC, btw. You'd blend in better in a giant pigeon costume.

the guy is a narcissist prick, but that was clearly a joke.

eh...

it's about as funny as the average dilbert was

honestly it's a better joke than any of the last 7,000 Dilbert strips

66% narcissism meaning he needs to say something, anything, to have people watch his livevlogs; 24% grift, hoping to convert his viewers to buy his books or subscribe to his "microlessons" app; 10% more narcissism making him think this is a functional joke.

oh he’s a take buffet pic.twitter.com/nxGLxPINUi

— Luna (@romcomoftherose) February 8, 2021

never trust anyone who blinks as much as dilbert dude

I actually read a few Dilberts today because I saw this strip on Twitter and wasn't sure if it was real:

https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-10

reading the last month or so worth the strip kind of resembles those auto-generated Garfields - it's just a bunch of words with no identifiable punchline. in January alone he seemed to recycle the exact same 'joke' several times, a joke that, if you didn't know who wrote it, you'd think was a criticism of Trumpism. its weird because I remember him being funny and when I jump back to 1997 you can see actual cleverness and wit. and its not like he's simply gotten less funny over the years, it's more like he can't even identify what a joke is anymore.

Reminds me of one of my old weird internet faves, Nutz: https://web.archive.org/web/20050403182604/http://home.earthlink.net/~wrmbero/

i see the commenters on his cartoons are brain-damaged shit-sacks one and all

I mean he's spent the last 5 years cultivating that exact audience so yeah

ha, the comments don't even display for me

Please stop asking me to form an opinion around your hallucination that someone "incited an insurrection." That only happened in your imagination and was created by the Fake News Industry. I don't form policy opinions around the hallucinations of strangers.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) February 10, 2021

whoa there are over 100 comments on every dilbert strip

the idea that Adams views Trump as just a figment of his own diseased mind actually makes everything he's written the last few years make much more sense

President of Elbonia

have any papers dropped him?

good question

He hasn’t spent months whining about it on Fox News so I would assume not

he clearly thinks he is a genius (he is not a genius)

I don't know how well Trump's legal team will do today, but if I were them I could easily win from today's field position. The other side handed them a clean path to victory.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) February 12, 2021

PLEASE let him take over

also lol that hes so dumb he thinks the trial is some kind of battle of ideas

I'm sure Adams could get Trump acquitted by the Senate GOP, as could anyone, as could I if I chose to not mount a defense but freestyle over the "Push It" beat for 6 hours straight

Yeah the path to victory was foreordained. When you need two thirds of the jurors, simply have half of them be spineless pieces of shit. Simple.

lmao look who's involved in this for some reason

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/state-of-the-union/leaked-texts-from-israeli-consular-official-show-more-details-in-gaetz-levinson-funding-scheme/

uhh if those were the parties involved in texting then the story is pretty much “Scott Adams sent us these screenshots” right? Or am I misinterpreting the chain of communication?