people you thought were dead but aren't

Only winged him, eh?

xp
Sexist!

tell us more about mr. _____

― mookieproof, Wednesday, September 30, 2020 9:59 PM

I looked up Mr. Johnson (fuckit, no googleproofing) out of curiosity, and there he was, at the same address in the same town of 800 people. He's now 76.

His voter registration, like most of us around here, shows that he's a member of the Optional Party.

The next link was from the 1940 census, which listed him as a five-year-old living... in that same town of 800 people!

Roy Haynes, 95. Total ledge.

Was asked if Barbara Windsor was still alive the other day and hesitantly answered no, thinking she died at some point in the last four years. Then did the exact same with June Brown who only left Eastenders for good earlier this year.

Babs is still alive but has dementia, I believe.

I was absolutely positive that Michael Gambon had died a couple of years ago.

xp - curse of the thread strikes again!

Gambon and on and on

Phil Spector? Honestly thought he died a few years ago.

Genuinely thought that Sondheim had died years ago.

Shane McGowan definitely died a few years ago.

somehow my mom, who wasn’t real tech savvy, found this comedian on youtube that she really fell for. statuesque southern lady who tells clean funny stories: absolutely my mama’s jam! thru the magic of Algorithm, mom got to enjoy randomly coming across videos of this gal’s routines for a couple of years — until tragedy struck. she told me sadly that her comedian had died. oh no, i said, how did it happen? mom didn’t know because the memorial video youtube had shown her didn’t mention a cause of death. she mourned, i sympathized. when mom’s next birthday approached i decided to search online to see if that lady had ever put out a book or dvd or other gift-type merch, and discovered that 1.) HOMEGIRL LIVES and 2.) WAS TOURING and 3.) HAD A PERFORMANCE COMING UP IN OUR CITY IN TWO FLIPPING DAYS

obviously i dropped everything and got us tickets and told mom i was taking her somewhere special, and she was game, because she was awesome. so there we were in a lutheran church at 10:30 on a thursday morning, packed in with a crowd of hyped old ladies, my mom completely baffled, me giggling like a lunatic and trying not to bounce in our pew because i was even hyped-er than the ladies around us. random woman gets up front and gives a generic intro and then WHABAM, back from the dead, big as life, neon pink power suit and sparkly jewelry transfixing the crowd, my mom’s idol appeared. i’d never seen her so stunned, i’ve never seen anyone so stunned. it was dope.

thread winner

What was with the memorial video??

Also, please share idol’s name.

Jeanne Robertson, rip in peace (she died for real this august). and my best guess for the memorial is that some other lady with a similar name (and features?) must have passed away, her family put together a video honoring her, and youtube figured oh hey people who enjoy the comedy stylings of this one lady must want to watch the funeral of this similar lady? which turned out to be the right call in the end because my mom realizing JR was still alive was pretty much a top 3 moment in both our lives, i can still get totally blissed out on the memory <3

Simon Callow again , think somebody said he wasn't dead a couple of years ago and now he's been in Hawkeye so he must be undead or something or reanimated again. Must be like.

cat, that is some down-home wholesome humor right there.

Oh jeez what a beautiful story

does this count?

thank you for watching #ThisIsGoingToHurt, it was an honour to play the SHO

long live our NHS 💙 pic.twitter.com/9KAWRNx3R1

— Ambika Mod (@ambikamod) March 22, 2022

Hazel McCallion, former long-time mayor of Mississauga Ontario, 101.

Margaret Keane, painter of big eyed children, age 94.

Ramblin' Jack Elliott, 90 and still performing.

Bob Newhart, 92

Philip Baker Hall, 24 hours ago.

Arthur Scargill, back on the front of the tabloids.

John Barth, author of The Sot-Weed Factor

David Jason

*falls thru bar into coffin*

Buzz Aldrin

Ray Reardon

Legit thought that Milan Kundera had been dead for awhile (he just passed yesterday)

I had the same thought.

King Juan Carlos of Spain

sorry lads, thread's over

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satori enabler (Noodle Vague) at 3:11 10 Mar 23

Ray Reardon

whoa, brandon wilson's still on twitter.

Watched The Devils last night, discovered today that Vanessa Redgrave is still going!

For some reason I thought that David Jason was dead, but looks like he's got a new series on daytime TV.

Damn, I thought he was dead too!

Briefly mixed up David Jason with David Janssen (who is definitely dead)

Was reading about Antonio Margheriti's Gamma One series and discovered that Lisa Gastoni is still alive

Wow, I love the Gamma One series and Lisa Gastoni. Did you see the recently circulated photo of three of the Talking Heads posed in front of the Wild Wild Planet poster?

No! Wild Wild Planet is one of my faves

found the picture:

Last night, along with our partners at A24, we kicked off our STOP MAKING SENSE residency in Brooklyn with a gorgeous 4K restoration, exclusive merch, an electric crowd and….a surprise appearance by The Talking Heads themselves, DAVID, TINA AND CHRIS!! 🤯

📷: @RB3Photography pic.twitter.com/iEMpNY51mb

— Alamo Drafthouse NYC (@AlamoNYC) January 28, 2024

Max Boyce is apparently still touring and just showed up in my local paper.

Putting together my 1947 mix and there's a record from French singer Line Renaud, a quick google shows she is still alive at the age of 95