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That makes me want to kill a mfer.
Also, not going to stan for egg/lemonade just above, but I know eggshells have been used as clarifying agents since ancient times and egg whites are frequently used in cocktails.
― Captain Beefart (PBKR), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link
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i get that the premise of this thread is putting flavors together that don't go together but i'm going to disregard the thread rules to tell the following anecdote:
mr. cat & i were discussing the price of eggs because we are boring old people. i recalled that he had once """scored""" multiple sacks of freeze dried egg crumbles, which were currently lurking in the far depths of a kitchen cabinet, and i offered some suggestions as to how we could best utilize this resource. perhaps a quiche, perhaps a strata? mr. cat stated with some surprise that he had intended for us to eat them as is, and that freeze dried egg crumbles might be a convenient and nutritious snack for hiking or general errands around town.
i stared, uncomprehending.
he continued that we could simply gulp down a handful these dusty-ass expired government surplus dehydrated egg product chunks, follow them up with a swig of water, and it would be just as though we had eaten real life eggs.
then i laughed really hard and made him promise to let me take a video of him if he ever actually does this.
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well, that was my anecdote. in retrospect it was neither as amusing nor as disgusting as i thought it would be. you might hope that if someone is going to butt into a legacy thread with a story that is only glancingly relevant then they would at least have the etiquette to make that story enjoyable on its own terms, but in this i have clearly failed. am i going to post it anyway? i am indeed. then i will settle into a bathtub filled with steaming rehydrated eggs for a long soak and a serious reappraisal of my ilxing strategy. i'm sorry, that's a lie. i don't have a bathtub. the best i can do is sit on the floor of the shower and pour buckets of hot egg over myself.
― #homilytweet (cat), Friday, 20 January 2023 06:05 (one year ago) link
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i saw a video on insta of someone making mash with pringles, like fully boiling them in water, then serving w sausages & gravy
i nearly ralphed
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2023 22:35 (ten months ago) link
That reminds me of that stupid video where the lady blitzed a packet of raw pasta in the blender, added egg, rolled it into a dough and made "fresh pasta" out of it.
Which I'm sure is just clickbait. I watch "how to cook that" too much, it debunks a lot of these things.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 01:05 (ten months ago) link