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That was my first thought, too: "I wonder how long the 'fuck you, bro' - 'no, fuck you, bro' part is gonna last".

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

'Come over here and say that!'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

did look for a little while like there was some makeup sex about to happen

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

Bet it would've sounded exactly the same.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

A worrying development (for Japanese bears).

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 13 November 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾
. . . #SnowDay #PandaStory pic.twitter.com/my02GwnPFL

— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 31, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bear bite my butt for me
https://www.ktoo.org/2021/02/17/something-just-immediately-bit-me-in-the-butt-haines-woman-survives-outhouse-bear

what a journey:

Shannon Stevens spent the weekend with her brother and his girlfriend at a remote yurt on Chilkat Lake, 17 miles from Haines.

After traveling across the frozen lake by snowmachine on Saturday, they cooked sausages over an outdoor firepit. Later that evening, Stevens left the yurt to use the outhouse.

“Normally, when we are out there in the summer or the fall I’m used to shouting ‘Hey, bear!’ the whole way. It was the dead of winter, so I didn’t think to do that this time,” Stevens said. “I got in there and sat down on the toilet seat, and something just immediately bit me in the butt. I jumped up and screamed.”

She called for her brother Erik Stevens who came running to investigate.

“I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m going to open the lid and look.’ I take the headlamp and I grab the lid of the toilet seat and I lift it up,” Erik Stevens said. “Right at the level of the toilet seat, maybe an inch or two below, is a gigantic bear face looking right back up at me.”

He closed the lid and they ran back to the yurt as fast as they could. Shannon Stevens was bleeding, so they cleaned the wound and bandaged it up.

She said she was shocked, but not seriously injured.

“It felt like just a single puncture. Maybe it wasn’t even a bite. It might have been a swipe with his claw potentially. I don’t think we’ll ever really know that part,” Shannon Stevens said.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

sup

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0J0qRDvoKk

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link

bear say ride me

Would you take pics with a bear? 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/aetGCSqbqe

— Reginald B Myers (@polo_man404) February 20, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

That's gotta be Russia, right?

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link

Laugh all you want, but do you even know how hard it is to fuck a bald eagle?

pplains, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:03 (three years ago) link

~allegedly~

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:24 (three years ago) link

would you have sex with this bear

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

which one

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:48 (three years ago) link


um

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:49 (three years ago) link

what in the world

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link

can we just... not?

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

It's actually a great book, I've taught it and written about it. Won the Gov the year it was released.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

bear get high with me

Elizabeth Banks to direct bear-centric thriller COCAINE BEAR for Universal.

The film is based on true events from 1985; a 175-pound bear accidentally consumed over 70 ponds of cocaine that was dropped it from a plane by a smuggler.

The exact details of the film are under wraps. pic.twitter.com/kpcvyMnsL9

— Screen Queens (@screenqueenz) March 9, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link

"Accidentally" my ass

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

I hope the movie ends like Requiem For A Dream

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

The exact details of the film are under wraps tightly wrapped in plastic bricks.

nickn, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

ts: dope bear or coke bear?

koogs, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nfMQVBv.jpg

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:22 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Grizzly bear casually fixing a fallen safety cone as they walk down the road pic.twitter.com/iqPGP0O6mF

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 9, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

some buddy's gotta do it

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link

more civic-minded than the average bear, Boo-Boo

Jurassic parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

Timeline is bleak. Consider this an interlude. pic.twitter.com/WeSSxPjWMN

— Amy (@amyis_trying) April 16, 2021

rob, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link

oh fuck yeah

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 April 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

Have you all heard the SOUNDS of those bears? It's lovely

https://laughingsquid.com/bears-eating-apples-make-content-sounds/

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link

a thread

I fell down a rabbit hole of tranquilized bears falling out of trees photos and I’m crying someone help me pic.twitter.com/u6ceJYdbxH

— Chauncey Sugarsweets (@CSugarsweets) April 26, 2021

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

the thread I didn’t know I needed. thanking u.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 29 April 2021 05:19 (two years ago) link

Needs a New Order soundtrack.

https://tse2.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.uQFKQqIdvDXZGObL1wwbDgHaFT&pid=Api&P=0&w=228&h=164

nickn, Thursday, 29 April 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link

Black Bears Caught On Camera Breaking Into Avon Vehicle

There was a car break-in in Avon this week and it was caught on camera. It’s a good thing too, because you might not believe it without seeing it yourself.

Those breaking in, were not even human.

With its proximity to the Farmington River and heavily wooded surroundings, Anvil Drive is the type of area where black bears commonly live. So, people in that Avon neighborhood aren’t surprised when they see them, except when they break into cars.

Earlier this week, three black bears were caught on home surveillance video strolling up alongside an SUV parked in a driveway. The curious family decided to look. No keys. No problem. Two of the three little bears cleanly opened the driver and front passenger doors. Then, climbed in to explore.

The owners of the vehicle tell us the paint wasn’t even scratched and there was only minor upholstery damage.

Neighbors said they’ve seen bears in the neighborhood before and they’re becoming bolder.

“The fact that they’re opening car doors, that’s a little wild,” said next door neighbor Scott Turken.

Turken said he sees bears about once a month, including an encounter where they knocked over his trash.

“They just sat out there for about an hour and a half, just chewing whatever they could get their hands on,” he said.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 30 April 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

bear fam drops by and says hi

So first step in our bear adventure was noticing the bear trying to break into my sister's car. pic.twitter.com/cfvftqaQXR

— 🏳️‍🌈connor boyfriend summer🏳️‍🌈 (@Connor_is_lovly) May 22, 2021

Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link

SHE SHOVED A BEAR pic.twitter.com/a46vljFNV7

— cat (@9livesrock) June 1, 2021

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

off topic, that should be in the "i say bye to bear" thread

Nostradamusferatu (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link

the song perfectly aligning with those bear swings, wow

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

that woman is completely insane

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link

I'm rooting for the bear.

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

That account has locked, here's the full video without the sountrack

A young woman saved her dogs from a bear by pushing it off a ledge with her bare hands. The viral video was posted by the woman's cousin Brenda on TikTok with the caption, ‘My cousin Hailey yeeted a bear off her fence today and saved her dogs. How was your Memorial Day?!’ pic.twitter.com/3mxCk8mJrl

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) June 2, 2021

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 01:08 (two years ago) link

Not opening the door and letting out her dogs would have been the better move.

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Jelly donuts, sardines lure bear down from tree outside NC hospital

RALEIGH, N.C. (WRAL) – Video captures a black bear climbing down a tree to get some tasty treats.

Jelly donuts and sardines did the trick.

The bear was seen around a tree at an area hospital early Wednesday morning.

An employee at the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission says the bear probably showed up Monday night.

Officials say the cub, now called Rex, is around 18 months old and weighs between 70 and 80 pounds.

They are hoping he will find his own way to safer habitats.

Officials say the bear is not a threat to people but urged everyone to be cautious when in the area.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 23:19 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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