Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

"Today I was talking to my wife, and she said you weren't a very good President, and I agreed with her. Now...why would we say that?"

there are a few good questions buried in there, but i think on the whole just about every single one is riddled with some sort of grossly misleading spin on whatever it's trying to address

it is wild if you are willing to believe he actually tried to claim he went to a university he hadn't instead of just mixing up two schools

Confusing "Delaware State" and one without State in the name at all, where you spent four years... is not any less wild.

Of course, this is the guy who lied repeatedly about his past and his involvement with civil rights so I'm not sure why we'd assume he's confused rather than dishonest.

yesterday i could not remember the name of someone i lived with for 2 years

trying to figure out how i would address that if i am asked about it during a presidential debate 12 years from now

KARL MALONE Citibank Cares.

i guess i'd have to admit the truth - i am completely senile and have no idea what i am doing

thank you, citibank, AMERICAN EXPRESS

#onethread

KARL MALONE please do not realname A******* E****** in this Citibank branded thread, thank you

there are a few good questions buried in there, but i think on the whole just about every single one is riddled with some sort of grossly misleading spin on whatever it's trying to address

― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

should have clarified, i more meant that they were good gotcha questions, not substantive policy fare.

oh, gotcha. yeah, on that level i think biden would be caught off-guard on at least a few of them (of course, by publishing them on donaldtrump.com ahead of time, maybe he won't be now), but i doubt he'd be Gotcha'd too bad. he's been in public life for many decades, he must be skilled at wiggling his way out of things and changing the topic by now

Biden campaigns’s @kbeds, responding to Trump claims that Biden won’t agree to an ear inspection and wants breaks ever 30 minutes: “Of course he’s not wearing an earpiece and we never asked for breaks."

— Matt Viser (@mviser) September 29, 2020

“If we’re playing that game, then you know, the Trump team asked Chris Wallace not to mention the number of deaths from covid once during the debate,” adds @kbeds. “You can consider that confirmed from the Biden campaign. See how easy that was to try to throw up a distraction?”

— Matt Viser (@mviser) September 29, 2020

surprise live ear inspection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i42Smtbmeg

Biden never said he attended the school, he announced his first senate run there in 1972

the Trump team asked Chris Wallace not to mention the number of deaths from covid once during the debate

standard request to please avoid mentioning the whole 200K pointless deaths thing

Biden’s health plan would increase government spending for subsidies, but it would lower premiums for middle-class people, especially for older people buying their own insurance. PA is an example: pic.twitter.com/Z59k6jdcRl

— Drew Altman (@DrewAltman) September 29, 2020

What absolute trash.

Subsidize the bloodsucking vampires even more so a 27-year old can spend $9k before they pass their deductible.

Lol

Joe Biden agreed to a pre-debate inspection for electronic earpieces but just today he abruptly reversed his decision and declined.

He is also refusing to take a drug test.

What is going on?

— Team Trump (Text VOTE to 88022) (@TeamTrump) September 29, 2020

They should both pull out their hogs and pee in a cup on TV.

iirc that's right up Trump's alley

so is....

Maybe he thought it they said "an inspection for hairpieces" and was like, "Yeah, bring it on!"

imagine being Biden's earpiece operator and just rambling on about phonographs and Corn Pop

Subsidize the bloodsucking vampires even more so a 27-year old can spend $9k before they pass their deductible.

by bloodsucking vampires are you talking about insurance companies or 60 year old Americans?

Insurance companies, mostly.

whynotboth.gif

Four of the five co-chairs for the @JoeBiden transition team have experience outside of government, three in consulting and one in private equity. pic.twitter.com/jKGxiIWsnJ

— Ben Spielberg (@BenSpielberg) September 29, 2020

16 board members, 2 Republicans, zero Sanders supporters

Anita Dunn in position to work on freeing Harvey Weinstein.

of course! ... at least he's a Democrat-supporting sexual predator!

https://politics.theonion.com/biden-campaigns-door-to-door-in-jpmorgan-chase-headquar-1845109310

Jim Carrey as Joe Biden looks more like Roger Sterling.

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/snl-jim-carrey-maya-rudolph-slice.jpg

bad casting imo

fire marshall joe basically

Joe Biden, trying to win voters over as the world reacts in shock to American police brutality: I hear and I understand that you don't like being tear-gassed, so I will train police to shoot you in the leg instead.

Biden's VP, by the time victory looks assured a few months later: I solemnly swear to you that Joe and I will hasten the collapse of the biosphere. That is a fact, and the opposition are wrong to suggest I have previously held any concerns about it.

been crying for an hour I love fracking so much pic.twitter.com/KWPo5urpMk

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) October 8, 2020

lol fracking has made the US the number one oil producer in the world, which means we are no longer worried about OPEC etc. No president is going to give that up.

Yeah, no reason to give it up.

The United States has spent more subsidizing fossil fuels in recent years than it has on defense spending, according to a new report from the International Monetary Fund.

The IMF found that direct and indirect subsidies for coal, oil and gas in the U.S. reached $649 billion in 2015. Pentagon spending that same year was $599 billion.

I clicked on that link to Kylie Brakeman's twitter and it said she was a comedian. No lie, I laughed at that, so props.

lol fracking has made the US the number one oil producer in the world, which means we are no longer worried about OPEC etc. No president is going to give that up.

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Sensible reasoning

the best Kylie brakeman piece is this one, IMO:

this is every trump bot account pic.twitter.com/C4oE7UWp2U

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) September 2, 2020

No.

better’n snl

PEORIA, Ariz. — Shortly before Vice President Pence arrived at TYR Tactical, a body armor manufacturer here, Biden tossed him a lifeline. The Democratic nominee, arriving in Phoenix and taking questions from reporters, responded to a question about expanding the size of the Supreme Court by saying he wouldn’t answer it at all.

“You’ll know my opinion on court-packing when the election is over,” Biden said.

haha, ok

“Better than SNL” is a pretty fucking low bar, but I really enjoyed that video, akm

haha, ok

― president of my cat (Karl Malone)

It's Nixon's Secret Plan from '68 to end the war in Vienam

Vietnam, even!

Why anyone thinks he’s going to answer that question is beyond me.

our dads are cops and we are truuucks