why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

god is shaking the jar because she is bored

Who shook the jaaaar?
Father Noahhh

Tell me who's that shaking? John the Revelator

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your ant jar.

Makes me think of this

https://verkoren.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/how-the-jerks-came-into-this-world.jpg

Chef God Pa Smurf

and all of the little ants are shaking
red and black, antenna waving
they're not asking who shaaaakes
who's shaking the jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

why mesa allow evil? issa berry boopjack!

https://i.ibb.co/hg9Vq0L/FB-IMG-1602469470627.jpg

O ok jeans coat guy

This.

Think about that.

Take as long as you like.

Let. That. Sink. In.

That guy looks like an absolute spanker whom I would avoid on sight if I knew him.

i'm guessing you guys probably laughed at that atlantic piece about how to be happier this election season

The gist of that article was pretty much "don't pay so much attention to the news. Also centrism is good."

Who amongst us doesn't breathe out a few mushrooms every day?

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due to the moist

that's the name of my next mixtape

Born to be moist

moist on both sides

moist by my own breathe-hard

slippery when moist

one yeasty, measty morning

T/S The Moist vs The Warmth

The Moist of a Generation.

Imagine being born in 1900.
When you're 14 years old
World War I begins
and it ends when you have 18
with 22 million dead.
Shortly after, a world pandemic,
a flu called ′′ spanish ",
kills 50 million people.
You come out alive and unscathed,
you are 20 years old
Then at 29 years you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.
At 33 the Nazis come to power.
You're 39 when World War II starts
and ends when you're 45 During the Holocaust (Shoáh) 6 million Jews die.
Over 60 million dead in total.
When you're 52 the Korean War starts.
When you're 64 the Vietnam War starts and ends when you're 75
A baby born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is,
and survivors of different wars and disasters survived.
A boy born in 1995 and today 25 years old thinks it's the end of the world when his Amazon package takes more than three days to arrive or when he doesn't get more than 15 '' likes '' for his published photo on Facebook or Instagram...
In 2020 many of us live in comfort, we have access to different sources of entertainment at home and we often have more than we need.
But people complain because about everything.
Yet they have electricity, phone, food, hot water and roof over their heads.
None of this existed in the past.
But humanity survived much more serious circumstances and never lost the joy of living.
Maybe it's time to be less selfish, stop complaining and crying.

Electricity, food and hot water didn't exist in the past.

They left out polio.

Ball in the street, etc.

amazing how much our parents and grandparents accomplished before the invention of roofs

a flu called "spanish"

When you're 82 the Jam release their 4th album

6th, wtf

tbf, being born in 1900 sounds like it sucked; i guess i'll stop crying

I have never so quickly tl:dr in my life

In my day we didn't complain. Now here's where you're going wrong.

lol @ the Jam invocations, guess i know how i'm singing that song from now on

You're 88 when you see
A fish called " Wanda ",

tbf, being born in 1900 sounds like it sucked; i guess i'll stop crying

Then at 29 years you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.

Uh, that's not how you spell ruinous deflation. Probably was getting the Great Depression mixed up with Weimar Germany. And yes, the 20th century sucked in lots of ways.

Kid gets around, living through the Spanish flu, two world wars and

Actually blah.

Basically, old people complain about nothing. Except young people.

i’ll admit i was thinking along the lines of the first part of that macro just two days ago, mainly in the context of like, mass suffering has been the norm for a lot of humanity for a long time and i am personally lucky to have basically evaded that. so far. it IS a brutal succession of crises but most of european history has been.

lets you get through 2 wars and Spanish flu 'alive and unscathed'

the best time to be alive is always now, it was always worse back then unless it wasn't is how i break it down to an extent

*it IS a brutal succession of crises but most of european history has been.*

Can't be part of a brutal European history if you're not in Europe
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But humanity survived much more serious circumstances and never lost the joy of living.

All of humanity, huh? This is meaningless. But what it tries to suggest is a pure fantasy. Lots of people in past centuries (just like today) felt very little, or no, joy in living. Joy is intermittent and rather rare even in the best and happiest lives.

By the time Vietnam rolled around they were probably the warmongers cheering on Operation Rolling Thunder.

why do i hate that bourbon pyramid-scheme thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

(I know why I hate it. It's being shared by friends who are mostly out-of-work actors, non-asshole middle-aged men with good hearts who are probably having a rough year, ones who are looking for some glimmer of fun and fulfillment and a way to socialize with booze, connect in a year or disconnection, and here they are caught up in this. And I don't want to be the one in the comments to make them feel ashamed for getting excited about something, and I imagine them recoiling into a deeper winter funk when it doesn't pan out.)