Industrial-grade ketchup on that 0.8 Girosflin from the wee man. Bedlam in the ends. Fulham got straight-up Ultra Naté'd
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
Did I miss a third goal because I was composing a risible Mundial spoof post? Yes
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link
go on rule that shit out
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
Martinez did not drop a clanger, that is fake newa
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
Don't call it a comeback
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
Not sure Fulham will reach Derby’s 2007/2008 points total at this rate
At this stage I'm wondering if they'll reach Swindon's goal's conceded record.
― Matt DC, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
didn't have tierney down as a typical arsenal primadonna
― imago, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
wah my poor face wah
get tae fuck
scotland's other left-back having a moment there mind
― imago, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
tierney hits back by being absolutely ruined for the equaliser
― imago, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
and that's that little face-off settled
― imago, Monday, 28 September 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
Pep might not like having a negative GD at the moment but a solemn reminder that Stoke lost their first ever league game 2-0 and that was the closest they've ever been to zero overall pic.twitter.com/oiYlSB6eKr— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) September 28, 2020
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link
lol
― imago, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:30 (three years ago) link
not that charlton's would look much different? actually i now need to know this
I can only offer you all-time PL goal difference
https://www.statbunker.com/alltimestats/AllTimeLeagueTable?comp_code=EPL
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link
I'm sorry I'm not having MK Dons in there.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
meh! I refuse to acknowledge such lousy Murdoch propaganda that ignores 100+ years of football history
― calzino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
bit of a turn-up
Morning, Villans. 😉Welcome to Aston Villa, @RBarkley8! 🙌🟣 #WelcomeRoss 🟣 pic.twitter.com/hTBWEi1RDz— Aston Villa (@AVFCOfficial) September 30, 2020
― Number None, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 09:40 (three years ago) link
Elegant Stealth Transfer
Not a bad window. Just need to sort, it says here, Milot Rashica - I don't know what that is but I know I need it yesterday
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 09:50 (three years ago) link
He's very good.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link
Newly Chipper Villans a nice counterweight to the cocky Wolves massive itt
― imago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link
i'm just gonna let that one sit for a while
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:16 (three years ago) link
I wish the gloomy Baggies were having a good transfer window or at least just bought their main transfer target rather than fucking about and haggling over mere pennies, because in the meantime our transfer window is at a standstill until the matter is resolved and no point playing deadline day chicken with our rotary club gammon chairman, no-one will win.
― calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link
I'm sure I speak for the board's entire Aston Villa Football Club contingent when I say we retain deep respect for Wolverhampton Wanderers despite their baffling and borderline offensive shitting of the bed on Sunday evening
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link
aiui Wolves-Villa is a tepid rivalry compared with either club against Blues or West Brom.
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link
Everyone dislikes the Blues, that time under McLeish when they beat Arsenal in the league cup final was all the sweeter because it was the start of their hopefully ongoing downward spiral.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:25 (three years ago) link
The Blues are cunts, tbh the Boggies are more a gently patronised poor cousin than a hate figure.
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
lol, yeah, Birmingham's ratio of success to widespread loathing engendered must be the largest in the country maybe
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:32 (three years ago) link
My uncle's one
He's a cunt ah no he's grand
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link
I can't work out what element of Blues hate is their comical lack of trophies as compared to their long history of being renowned for thuggish lumpishness
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
The Franchise and Millwall must be above them in that particular table, maybe Cardiff, but that's about it.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
And yeah I guess we all know individual fans who are grand, I know Leeds fans who are fine tbh
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
Does there exist a single fine Rangers fan? They seem most bad and hated, or is that the ilx SPL massive at work?
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
A lot of Prem-focused Southerners under the age of 40 or so have probably lost the knack of hating Leeds. There are kids making their debuts this year who weren't even born when they were last in the top flight and they're more known as a byword for disastrous financial mismanagement and lol spying than the Dirty Leeds of old. Doesn't help that Bielsa's Leeds are a lot of fun to watch as well.
Obviously all right thinking people despised them in the early 00s and their relegation in 2004 was entirely deserved.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link
There's extra layers of hate in the Leeds adjacent North too
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:44 (three years ago) link
West Brom fans' hatred of Villa reaches more comically deranged extremes than Blues ime
Proper just seeming like they're going to explode at all times, "THE ONE AT MY WORK WILL BE GLOATING AFTER THIS RESULT I CAN'T FUCKIN STAND IT I HATE THEM SO MUCH" etc
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link
you quite literally love to see it
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link
It feels a bit attention-seeking idk
"THEY SAY WE'RE OBSESSED WITH THEM BUT THEY'VE GOT A 50 PAGE THREAD ON THEIR FORUM ABOUT HOW FUNNY WE ARE! I REFRESH IT CONSTANTLY TO AN EXTENT THAT ENDANGERS MY JOB"
Our fans are quite awful, of course, but at least they're having a nice time and chilling out for the moment
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link
former ilxor Merdeyeux is a Rangers fan and a sound lad iirc
birmingham should have been relegated to league one about 6 times in recent years. but for a goalkeeping error in the last minute they'd have gone down instead of us this year. they keep surviving. it is hellish
― imago, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link
we could have last-game relegated them, they were even down to 10 - it was a shameful day for me. It would have made up for 2002 when that cunt Trevor Francis relegated us on the last day.
― calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link
What's the level of Forest-hate like these days? My Derby in-laws were happy to see Leicester win the league but Forest still draw hate despite three decade's worth of near uninterrupted failure.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link
I wasn’t aware that anyone outside the East Midlands ever hated Forest, fwiw.
― Tim, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link
They used to get a lot of chants about being scab miners at our place as recently as the noughties. But now strike-breakers are probably considered exemplary citizens in the current rotten milieu.
― calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:10 (three years ago) link
Jonjo Shelvey celebrating with a cupping of the ears and a 'shush' gesture, to an empty stadium against League 2 opposition. Fair play. pic.twitter.com/5hTgV9WUh9— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 30, 2020
― groovypanda, Thursday, 1 October 2020 10:20 (three years ago) link
not seen such a classy player since Lee Hughes
― calzino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 10:35 (three years ago) link
Stoke will randomly do us tonight
Stick the house on it
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
yeah i'm feeling the same way. pleased Smith isn't chancing anyone we actually care about out there, Traore excepted. still paid down my tenner to watch this nonsense of course, such a sucker.
Anwar El Ghazi is very shit and seems like a prick, i do not like him.
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 1 October 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
"nothing wrong with the run there from El Ghazi but there was nothing at the end of it" says the anonymous Carabao Cup commentator, neatly summing things up
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 1 October 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link
"here's Elneny for Villa and he has SKIED that", says the anonymous Carabao Cup commentator, and while i think it would be the act of a friend for someone to point out to this guy that El Ghazi has got nothing to do with Egypt whatsoever but is in fact of Moroccan extraction and that he was born in the Netherlands and has represented the Dutch international team in the past (TWICE!!! who the fuck knew?!), I would also hesitate to blame anyone for not knowing the dickhead's name cause he is awwwwwwwwful
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link