I'd rat out the local dealer just because he's a mean spirited twat. When he ordered a skip in front of his tanning salon and filled it with old household bits and bobs + furniture and stuff some poor sod must have been helping themselves to some of it and he replied with a nasty message: "Stop going through my skip - you're on cctv!!!!"
― calzino, Monday, 28 September 2020 11:08 (three years ago) link
Is it strictly speaking illegal to steal things from a skip, if they were going to be disposed of anyway? One for the legal eagles there.
― your response will be deleted unread (Matt #2), Monday, 28 September 2020 12:11 (three years ago) link
I’m not sure how it is on the statute book, but under English common law, the magna carts and going back to the law of the forest; if you put a skip outside it is fair game for anyone to throw anything in or take anything out.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 28 September 2020 12:14 (three years ago) link
i thought i remembered hearing on R4 or reading somewhere that strictly it's not legal? by the same lights that it isn't legal to rifle thru somebody's bins? but i'm not a lawyer and i prefer Ed's Freemen on the Skip interpretation
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2020 12:18 (three years ago) link
taking stuff out of someone else's skip is at worst harmless, putting stuff into someone else's skip is disgusting savagery.
― neith moon (ledge), Monday, 28 September 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link
where else am I supposed to dump the bodies smart guy?
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link
if someone is freeing up extra space in your skip you should be glad. I was pissed off when I'd thrown out a big chunky 32" old-fashioned cathode ray tv and paid the council's refuge dept online for them to collect it. Some knave took it before they could, no doubt removed whatever tiny parts of it had copper windings etc and any scrap value and dumped the rest of out on local greenbelt. Although at least then it then became the problem of some millionaire tory wankers who are responsible for removing any flytipping dumped next to their unadopted private road, so there was a happy ending after all!
― calzino, Monday, 28 September 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link
Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey sits in a cafe in Westminster shortly before delivering his keynote speech online to his party's annual conference.📷Stefan Rousseau/PA Images - contact us at https://t.co/mWFngz6oQA#LibDems pic.twitter.com/pOuFMh7ZwI— PA Images (@PAImages) September 28, 2020
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 08:05 (three years ago) link
lonely guy just thinking baout things
― Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link
guy in background with mask pulled down touching his face is also very real england tbh
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link
I thought I would brighten up the day it’s raining outside cheers pic.twitter.com/QkJJKbP2Oj— gerald stratford (@geraldstratfor3) September 30, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link
he's cracked twitter with his Fred Dibnah style provincial rube persona has that lad, every time he posts a pic of some giant celery he's grown with the comment: take a look at these badboys!! He gains a thousand more young followers!
― calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjLVskHWAAosm_E?format=jpg&name=medium
― calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
The carrot you see in the tub photo is the one in today’s tweet cheers— gerald stratford (@geraldstratfor3) September 30, 2020
― calzino, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
This could go in lots of other threads, but some inspirational work here:
we’re living in 2020 the shop near my new work that sells pic n mix frozen potato products is living in 2050 pic.twitter.com/X5hmApKWg8— daisy (@daiseaaa) October 6, 2020
― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link
"Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal."Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man. pic.twitter.com/U7IHpWFNVr— JOE (@JOE_co_uk) November 5, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
Ffs Alphie I have that shit muted on twitter
― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
I made a comment under a thread that retweeted that video that got me 21 likes and I'm proud of myself.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
Is that the most likes you ever got? Pffft.
― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
I take what I can get
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link
my greatest success was a comment I made about fraser nelson that michael rosen agreed with and added some more to much more eloquently and earned me about 9 likes for mine and 72 proxy likes for his response.
― calzino, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link
https://t.co/G89xFvEvWh— The News, Portsmouth (@portsmouthnews) October 14, 2020
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 08:31 (three years ago) link
‘I did the second one sober… it was horrible’
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
The most Real England about this is that he seemingly had no problem at all agreeing to this photo shoot. Often it's not the news, it's the willingness of people to back up the news with photos like this that's the most Real England for me.
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 09:26 (three years ago) link
^ Real (England) Talk
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link
the wigan chippy video that has amused Americans this last week or so
― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
could really go a roll and pie rn tbh
― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5IHsEjy.png
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 October 2020 12:26 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElXSuAJX0AA7x8v?format=jpg&name=900x900
― calzino, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
Lol
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 04:57 (three years ago) link
apparently this is a storyboard of my life type thing people do on instagram. Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals, Bradders, Smithster. This is quite a rich internal life here!
― calzino, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 08:38 (three years ago) link
Those are Earl Brutus lyrics I swear
― imago, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 08:55 (three years ago) link
actual extract from john lanchester's capital
― mark s, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link
>> I have to return some videotapes. The Hangover 2, absolute classic haha
― kinder, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link
I have been laughing at this all day. pic.twitter.com/faK89utkui— Daniel Howdon (@danielhowdon) October 28, 2020
Inevitable
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
lol what is that
― kinder, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
last night I got back from the bar & tried to describe a particular British man-type me & my friend identified pic.twitter.com/D7LDkInsK5— hannah proctor (@hhnnccnnll) November 19, 2016
Posted in 2016 and left-ish, 30-something Twitter has never recovered.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link
ohthanks!
― kinder, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
1 skeleton in a German uniform = 1 respect pic.twitter.com/rFcwYRuz1u— Scott (@scottwilks) November 6, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 6 November 2020 09:13 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmICz_xXEAAnZDP?format=jpg&name=medium
nice touch
― calzino, Friday, 6 November 2020 09:16 (three years ago) link
https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/brawl-breaks-out-tesco-eggs-19243834
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link
I’ve never felt more patriotic than I did after reading this. pic.twitter.com/ofESRC5Xyy— Suzi (@SuziOvens) November 8, 2020
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 9 November 2020 12:11 (three years ago) link
I mean this might _not_ be England but
Genuinely speechless. pic.twitter.com/2W7VyTaOzz— adidas cringe (@adaedophiles) November 11, 2020
― ALAB (onimo), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link
irl lol
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
lotta smug cunts in the follow-up comments
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Emr8lWXXYAQ4Guh?format=jpg&name=large
― calzino, Friday, 13 November 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link
oof that hits hard.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 November 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link
Personal number plate owners who are a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Friday, 13 November 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
it was posted by Kev The Postman Poet from Hudds and is a genuine publication believe it or not!
― calzino, Friday, 13 November 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link
honestly tried to zoom in to see if that was Rob Coombes, brother of Gaz
― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Friday, 13 November 2020 12:08 (three years ago) link