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I'm sticking with Pooh

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

here he comes
he's all dressed in black

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link

Paddington Says

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

It Was a Pleasure Den

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

xp
The Bearest of the Seasons.

nickn, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

That bear is trying to catch a touchdown

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

Mama told be ever since I was cub to keep my paw held high

jbn, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link

Predictable outcome.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

drug deal gone bad

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

Wow.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

If you look closely, at one point there's a wolf farther up the road (visible in top left corner) not coming anywhere near that shit.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

I noticed that, and then a caw from a crow.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

grizzly bear fight begins with them getting in each other’s faces and yelling incoherently

it’s every dumb altercation outside a bar I’ve ever seen!

mh, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link

That was my first thought, too: "I wonder how long the 'fuck you, bro' - 'no, fuck you, bro' part is gonna last".

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

'Come over here and say that!'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

did look for a little while like there was some makeup sex about to happen

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

Bet it would've sounded exactly the same.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

A worrying development (for Japanese bears).

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 13 November 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾
. . . #SnowDay #PandaStory pic.twitter.com/my02GwnPFL

— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 31, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bear bite my butt for me
https://www.ktoo.org/2021/02/17/something-just-immediately-bit-me-in-the-butt-haines-woman-survives-outhouse-bear

what a journey:

Shannon Stevens spent the weekend with her brother and his girlfriend at a remote yurt on Chilkat Lake, 17 miles from Haines.

After traveling across the frozen lake by snowmachine on Saturday, they cooked sausages over an outdoor firepit. Later that evening, Stevens left the yurt to use the outhouse.

“Normally, when we are out there in the summer or the fall I’m used to shouting ‘Hey, bear!’ the whole way. It was the dead of winter, so I didn’t think to do that this time,” Stevens said. “I got in there and sat down on the toilet seat, and something just immediately bit me in the butt. I jumped up and screamed.”

She called for her brother Erik Stevens who came running to investigate.

“I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m going to open the lid and look.’ I take the headlamp and I grab the lid of the toilet seat and I lift it up,” Erik Stevens said. “Right at the level of the toilet seat, maybe an inch or two below, is a gigantic bear face looking right back up at me.”

He closed the lid and they ran back to the yurt as fast as they could. Shannon Stevens was bleeding, so they cleaned the wound and bandaged it up.

She said she was shocked, but not seriously injured.

“It felt like just a single puncture. Maybe it wasn’t even a bite. It might have been a swipe with his claw potentially. I don’t think we’ll ever really know that part,” Shannon Stevens said.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

sup

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0J0qRDvoKk

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link

bear say ride me

Would you take pics with a bear? 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/aetGCSqbqe

— Reginald B Myers (@polo_man404) February 20, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

That's gotta be Russia, right?

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link

Laugh all you want, but do you even know how hard it is to fuck a bald eagle?

pplains, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:03 (three years ago) link

~allegedly~

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:24 (three years ago) link

would you have sex with this bear

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

which one

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:48 (three years ago) link


um

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:49 (three years ago) link

what in the world

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link

can we just... not?

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

It's actually a great book, I've taught it and written about it. Won the Gov the year it was released.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

bear get high with me

Elizabeth Banks to direct bear-centric thriller COCAINE BEAR for Universal.

The film is based on true events from 1985; a 175-pound bear accidentally consumed over 70 ponds of cocaine that was dropped it from a plane by a smuggler.

The exact details of the film are under wraps. pic.twitter.com/kpcvyMnsL9

— Screen Queens (@screenqueenz) March 9, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link

"Accidentally" my ass

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

I hope the movie ends like Requiem For A Dream

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

The exact details of the film are under wraps tightly wrapped in plastic bricks.

nickn, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

ts: dope bear or coke bear?

koogs, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nfMQVBv.jpg

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:22 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Grizzly bear casually fixing a fallen safety cone as they walk down the road pic.twitter.com/iqPGP0O6mF

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 9, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

some buddy's gotta do it

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link

more civic-minded than the average bear, Boo-Boo

Jurassic parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

Timeline is bleak. Consider this an interlude. pic.twitter.com/WeSSxPjWMN

— Amy (@amyis_trying) April 16, 2021

rob, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link


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