Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

god bless you bastards with all your parties (not the bloc)

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea

— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) September 24, 2020

bad idea, brainless virus

Covid was offside

God, imagine when Maradona gets it.

He'll fight it with cocaine.

Which will be discovered to be the cure

virginia gov ralph northam and VA first lady

Hope Hicks!

Fingers crossed.

I don't want her to perish. I just pray for the tiny virus currently working their way up Trump's nose this very minute... Godspeed!

I’m ok if she perishes too

I’m fine with anyone who stood idly by while thousands of children were purposefully separated from their parents suffocating to death.

but, but, but, but christmas! CHRISTMAS!

Start counting:

MSNBC put together a list 👀 pic.twitter.com/oyYx14DQFe

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 2, 2020

Well well.

The president and the first lady have tested positive for COVID. The president is among the higher-risk groups given his age. https://t.co/QXpfm57K2P

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) October 2, 2020

Good work, comrade Hicks, you will be repaid well ...

Kind of inevitable, no?

I thought Hicks quit several months ago? It was, like, on all the news shows and stuff.

I hope some random mask refusenik in Bemidji dumped their viral load all over 45 at that rally on the 18th because if so, Minnesota came through.

covid-19 in donald trumps system pic.twitter.com/NMZ2CQ7rkZ

— bela (@belatweets2u) October 2, 2020

holy shit, Is he faking it to get out of the ignominy of an election loss? Would he even register that he is losing? Did he get it on purpose to take Biden down. So many questions

I mean not to get all tin-hatty or anything but I'm very sceptical that our Boris ever had it.

I'm not convinced Boris had it either but Boris is on team "I caught it and battled through it", not team "I don't like people who catch diseases, I like people who don't catch diseases"

boris has been fucked and low energy since he had it. he totally had it.

I know for a 100% fact, unconnected to media reports, that Johnson had it.

I believe he had it but swung the lead a bit, gilded the lily somewhat, put on a bit of a performance as was suggested by a doc at the time.

As for suggestions he's got long covid. I dunno... He's looked like shit for years now.

boris has been and low energy since he had it. he totally had

He was low energy or washed out beforehand too. Covid was dreamt up as a cover before his supporters noticed that their image of Boris and the reality of Boris were wildly different.

He looks unwell in a different way from before - grey skin, hollow eyes, dry hair. Definitely had it and had it bad imo.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiOdS1dXYAAp_MK?format=jpg&name=900x900

Like, he ran away and hid in a firdge and it made no difference to his popularity and he won the election. Why would he fake a disease he was trying to downplay? He's a fuckwit who takes nothing seriously, shook hands with everyone in an infectious area, got sick. Same with Trump. Sure he's a lying shitbag full of evil schemes, but he also ignores proudly all precautions, hangs out with large numbers of other shitheads who do the same, has absolutely no idea how diseases work, and thinks COVID isn't real anyway. Which is more likely, careless idiots catching a highly infectious disease or massive conspiracies? Occam's razor. You're edging into jet fuel vs steel beams territory here, guys.

Trump is a hypochondriac though, he wasn’t wearing a mask but I doubt he was 1% as cavalier about his personal health as Boris. Other people’s, yes, absolutely.

That photo above is from 2015 I think

nah, Sept 18: https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/sep/18/uk-coronavirus-live-two-week-circuit-break-lockdown-halt-covid-19-surge-england

That's from the Guardian though, not a particularly reliable source

I was out by a couple of months, looks like it was actually from 2016.

https://i.postimg.cc/cHQ1k2T5/leicester.jpg

Trump the hypochondriac who also supposedly liked to do post-piss unwashed handshake deals.

Lol xp

I've inspected the timestamp on that pic, studied the fine lines under Vardy's eyes, it all checks out. The other pic failed the same forenSIC examination.

You’re right, picture of health this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eh6BwElXsAQDetv?format=jpg&name=large

His colour, his hair, he is looking very very drained
https://dazedimg-dazedgroup.netdna-ssl.com/771/77-24-771-514/azure/dazed-prod/1270/2/1272770.jpg

he looks like Bill Clinton does now, and Clinton has twenty years on him

you guys boris johnson looks healthier than me on my mid-summer best, when i've had a few weeks of sunshine to revitalize me and i can make a tight fist with full tension in my hands and wrists again. boris johnson in that photo above would beat me in a 800m race by over 25 seconds

in other words i'm not sure how useful it is to look at pics as an indicator of coronavirus

utah senator mike lee (positive)

fuck yeah

Adding to the total

BREAKING: Notre Dame President Fr. John Jenkins, who was at the WH SCOTUS announcement on Saturday and was criticized for not wearing a mask and shaking hands, has tested positive for COVID-19.

This was just sent out to the campus.

Unclear if he had it during the WH event. pic.twitter.com/2cR4eaVMzb

— Jack Jenkins (@jackmjenkins) October 2, 2020

Statistically, the chances that at least one of these bozos perishes in the process are increasing as we speak.

Love this headline: https://news.avclub.com/former-reality-tv-host-tests-positive-for-covid-19-1845248943

go Irish

wait wait hang on the UK literally has a special jacket that says PRIME MINISTER on it

does the next PRIME MINISTER get to wear it too, and that's why it doesn't just say BORIS JOHNSON

he's got one to wear on Halloween that says PRIME SINISTER