50 Best Albums of All Time According to Rolling Stone's BRAND NEW, 100% Revamped Top 500

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abbey road ffs

literally the last beatles album i would reach for on any given day

is there any SST on the list?

and i can almost smell your PG Tips (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

is this Groundhog Day? How many more of these are there?

stopped reading thread after first pet sounds diss

voted kendrick

brimstead, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

lots of people who like Kind of Blue — maybe even own it — unfortunately don't listen to much else when it comes to jazz

which has exactly zero to do with whether its a great record

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

xxp Damaged is at #487

Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

theres something so dispiriting about these lists that I can't bring myself to vote for anything even though I love many of these albums and have even listened to one or two of them in the last month

despacito ergo sum (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

answer to self:

minutemen at 267
huskers and black flag in the 400s

and i can almost smell your PG Tips (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

top 50 box score:

jazz 1
metal 0

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

it's wild that spirit of eden or laughingstock have not penetrated this cohort enough to make a top 500 list after 30 years!

and i can almost smell your PG Tips (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

two solo female artists in the top 10. writeups of both use their first sentence to note that they are, in fact, female.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

Still an improvement over having no solo female artists in the top 25 (or so)

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

Yeah, to be somewhat fair, there's not an obvious Kind of Blue/Legend/Indestructible Beat* type token pick for Brazil for the less interested (not meaning you Alfred, obvs) to include

Does Getz/Gilberto count?

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

ooh I hadn't clocked no Zeppelin, that is weird!

― rob, Tuesday, September 22, 2020 9:25 AM

It's not actually true: Led Zeppelin IV (#58); Led Zeppelin (#101); Led Zeppelin II (#123); Physical Graffiti (#144); Houses of the Holy (#278).

Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

Fucking Abbey Road

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

Flashing back to “Here Comes the Sun” being their top track (by a lot) on Spotify.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

the Womack & Womack version, of course

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

I will stan all day long for the Beatles from Rubber Soul through the white album, and even the early pop, but, except for the three big hits, I don't get what people see in Abbey Road tbch.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

...it's their best album? if you ignore the first few tracks

imago, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

yes aside from having three of the best songs by the band The Beatles, not much to recommend it

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

xp we were talking only about the top 50 re Led Zeppelin

rob, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

It and Revolver are the only two I’d say I listen to with any regularity.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

That leaves "Here Comes the Sun", basically.
3xp
Yeah, three great songs IS low for a Beatles album imo and "Here Comes the Sun" is the only one I'd put among their best.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

Getz/Gilberto probably a little too jazzy for RS, but elsewhere yeah that would be a perfect token pick to signal awareness of Brazil

rob, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

xxxp oh, sorry

Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

(they only had one album in the top 50 last time – the debut)

Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

Haha, Close to the Edge did make the top 500 this time!

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

Also Journey to Satchidananda - nice

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

Hate this list

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

Yeah, three great songs IS low for a Beatles album imo and "Here Comes the Sun" is the only one I'd put among their best.

*good songs

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

2pac’s highest ranking is all eyez at 436. Maybe one day he’ll make an album as good as Rosalia or drake’s “if you’re reading this it’s too late”

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

Fucking MIA - Arular is over the entire 2pac discography. Go to hell

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

Someone make the case that Amy Winehouse's Back to Black is a better or more important album than anything made by Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, or John Coltrane.

Indexed, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

To their credit I’m amazed they haven’t canonized Tyler, the creator. I’m not a fan, but it feels like such a bullseye for their taste in rap it almost feels like negligence that he didn’t make it

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

Laid the groundwork for Adele
xp

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

honestly find it kind of stunning that the highest U2 album is achtung baby at 124

And by stunning I hope you meant 'deeply refreshing'

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

Re Indestructible Beat of Soweto:

* This is one of those odd canon artifacts though; surely no one really listens to this comp as a thing in itself anymore?

It's not actually that good, at least not when compared with, like, 90% of African music. It was a political pick in the '80s and it's just grandfathered in now. At this point it should have been replaced by, I don't know, the first volume of the Nigeria Special series.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

Anyway, amusing/bemusing to see Kanye in the canon right at the moment when he's spending his time Not Running For President.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

The Diary of Alicia Keys at 277 ... never listened to this. Is it actually any good?

Indexed, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

No.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

Figured.

Indexed, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Neither is Blood on the Tracks fwiw

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

considering the rest of the cultural landfill that made this top 50, Joshua Tree definitely belongs there who does Rolling Stone think they are kidding they love that shit

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

anyone fronting that this list is anything other than deeply conservative trash that nobody needs is a shill

imago, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

that goes for all these lists, but at least RYM etc are just the unhappy realities of aggregates. this is editorialised

imago, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

The lack of electronic really bothers me. No Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Autechre, Burial. One Kraftwerk (238). One New Order (262 - new to this list). Two Daft Punk albums in the 200s including RAM, ew. Another Green World at 338.

Indexed, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

deeply refreshing

i suppose? no matter how one feels about U2, *rolling stone* listing three kanye albums before reaching them is unexpected

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

^it's like the R.E.M. thing... those bands have fallen deeply out of favor, I guess

Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

Can't wait until fart hop really takes off in 2040 and RS dumps every Beatles album underneath the debut by the Toot-Toot Crew.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

farts >> The Joshua Tree.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

Can't argue.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link


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