Incredibly shit drawings of guitars

WYRD STALLYNS

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Listened to Eric Gale yesterday, and while this isn't *that* bad, it's off enough to trigger my OCD.

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Kind of gets worse as it gets into the body, also looks like the artist gave up on the picking hand.

How's that record?

I love that you used to be able to send away for a glossy art print of many Kudu/CTI titles.

And while I love Gale's playing, this one gets too smooth in places for me (Bob James arranged and plays keys.)

Yeah I get it. Stuff is always on the border for me and sometimes crosses the line.

baffled by city worker's - is smoking dude an Australian yob checking out McCartney and deciding he wants to play the Hendrix model Hofner bass? And where is his body?

That Australian Rock painting would fit in nicely on the "swagger of Oasis" picture thread.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/24_Nights.jpg

incredibly shit all around

And yet much more interesting than his music.

oh, I was including the music in that

Drawings of incredible shits with guitars

viz
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Drawings of guitars on incredible shits

Oops missed prev post :(

perpetually baffled by how terrible these insanely rich ppl look, how you gonna have billions of dollars and show up to the ted talk lookin like a big soft thumb

https://ibb.co/SNYDMgY
watching the olympics

https://i.ibb.co/0qHgRCJ/IMG-0977.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/JbRSGor.jpg

...to be fair, that's also an incredibly shit drawing of David Bowie...

His eyes look like a Bratz doll.

Bold of him to be using fanned frets in 1972.

I mean, there are worse songs *I suppose* but flippin' 'eck...
I just can't look, it's killing me... pic.twitter.com/WxICvEV4V3

— DCMerryweather (@DavidM2000AD) August 12, 2022

I want to find a luthier to bring that guitar to life.

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10158656715281746&set=pcb.10158656715521746

Wow, that's something! If I recall correctly, my grandpa crafted a homemade bass for my uncle (also Michiganders) back in the 50s/60s. I'd like to hope that it was better than that. I'll have to see if I can get my dad to track down a photo for comparison purposes.

The Instant Automatons - floorboard bass

https://i.imgur.com/6LySO54.png

want.

It's like a sawn-off Rickenbacker 660

midjourney does "terrible drawing of a six-string electric guitar"

https://i.imgur.com/Eb9pwYo.png

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Silver Surfer plays Keith Levene's stolen Travis Bean Wedge while surfing on a board that is also a guitar.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6yxkcobm37w.jpeg

Wait a minute, I need a triumphant video.

I love and forgive this one, but nonetheless it must be noted that the bluegrass banjo player is inexplicably playing what looks like a tenor banjo (four strings) and that the guitarist is one-finger barring the entire sixth fret, and doing so with his finger ON the fret. He also appears to be holding his pick perpendicular to the strings and the tailpiece is apparently so close to the soundhole that his arm is blocking it entirely.

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also yer banjo's a lil crooked there, friend.

love that one finger bar chord. like he's pointing at himself whilst saying:
"who's jammin that good high lonesome sound with his best bud??? THIS GUUUYYY!!!"

This should also be cross-posted to the threads for incredibly shit drawings of hats, incredibly shit drawings of banjos, and for that matter incredibly shit drawings of allegedly human people.

But mostly the hats one

Weird amounts of care taken on strange details, with glaring omissions in others. Like, five-string banjo with four strings and a strap. Six-string guitar with six strings and no strap.

Ascots, or maybe cravats, plus sweater vests, because the artist clearly can't be trusted with normal shirts or ties? Cross-hatch film instead of actual cross-hatching? Hey btw the 70s called and wants their graphics technique back.

At least the faces made of badly kneaded bread dough are accurate, so there's that.

guitarist needs to upsize his hat

Little known trivia is that the guitarist is playing The Primitives' mega-hit "Do The Ostrich" in said illustration.

(trad. arr. Glenn Branca)

thought the guitar player was going for some harmonics, but you're not gonna find them on the sixth fret my guy

he might be moving back and forth between the fifth and seventh though in a old-timey version of 'kerosene'

The good ol' high loathsome sound.

looks like a card by the twitter account that parodies hill country rednecks? the drawing seems appropriate for the humor to me.

Oh yeah, it's Little Bubby Child and on the whole definitely appropriate to the humor and deliberate within the style (to an extent).

https://e3.365dm.com/23/04/2048x1152/skynews-trump-nfts_6126860.jpg

Now I'm trying to figure out how that tremolo system would actually work in reality.
Also, appropriately for Trump, the bar is set pretty low.

incredible shits with etc

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