here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

Pats won a game against the Colts early in the rivalry in Indy on a last second stand. I remember the Colts were driving down to win the game and Willie McGinest played like he was hurt to stop the clock, he went out for one play and then came right back in and made the tackle on the last play.

i wish that last playcall had been something with a little more time to develop

as someone who knows much less than BB has forgotten about football, i'd have run a bootleg to the wide (right) side and let cam decide whether to throw or run

maybe the jets will hire us

I miss Willie McGinest

xp i think cam said after he should have bounced it further outside but honestly the entire left side of the line got blown up, not a lot he could do. running right would seem to offer more options though since as you said it is the wide side and you have a right-handed qb.

“I would’ve simply selected the goal line win play” — everyone after every Seahawks-Patriots game

— Jason Kirk, This American Life's cornhole expert (@thejasonkirk) September 21, 2020

lol true

once the patriots crossed the 50-yd line, they should have signed marshawn lynch (maybe he was actually in seattle?) and given him the ball on the final play.

you've got to give it to beast mode there. even if he isn't on your team yet.

in retrospect it's kind of amazing that beastmode never came to NE on like 2 yr/$500,000 contract or whatever

its not too late

beast mode is an Ike's man. Bill Belichick is a Subway man. i don't see it.

Beastmode would have to come into the game riding on top of Ron Meyer's lawn mower with the snow blower on the front.

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man, does Jacksonville look bad defensively. just let my Fins push them around for an easy TD

(and we're not exactly a team that puts many of them up!)

lol and then they let us do it again. thanks for making my boys look like the 49ers for a day!

u r in the pats thread, not the nfl thread

Fuckin Florida teams

does it reeeeally matter at this point

it does in that i click on one, and rarely click on the other

This is the thread where I work out my feelings about the Tampa Bay Bucs

born to die / world is a pat

here's a fla thread for everyone to talk about floradi shit because no one else cares

Speaking of other Florida/Pats news, lets give a big NFL Week 2 Pat Patriot MVP to the Patriot legal staff for getting prostitution charges dropped against Bob Kraft.

Winners all around!

Seems if the video is ruled ineligible to be used in court, they did not have much of a case.

Too bad losers! Pats rule!

Mr. Kraft was only shooting video for the Patriots website.

Had to do it.

😂 @CameronNewton pic.twitter.com/w3G0EqLj4H

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 27, 2020

lol

came here just to post that, it makes me so happy

Pats rule!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Pat_the_Bunny_image.jpg

11 years ago today, Tom Brady threw a record FIVE TDs in one quarter 🤯

(via @nflthrowback) pic.twitter.com/1chlpIDKTo

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 18, 2020

FG fest 2020

pats dont seem to have a lot of talent on offense

NE lookin pretty bad against SF

it doesnt seem like the pats will go 12-4 this year

Am I tripping or are they looking weirdly good this evening? Damien Harris is kicking serious ass.

yeah, i haven't seen a ton of them this year but they are looking pretty good. the offense is still a little bit scotch tape and bubblegum outside of harris but if anyone can make that work they can.

Don't think it will happen, but it would be hilarious for the Pats to win out and still win the division over Miami and Buffalo.

Schadenfreude is the best thing about NFL.

The Ravens still not being able to beat the Pats, when on paper the better club is still pretty hilarious.

It would be even funnier for the Pats end up in the playoffs at like 8-8 and somehow take out the Steelers (AGAIN).

Or better to upset the Steelers then beat the Colts (AGAIN).

Ha!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/En2FvyRXYAA8ZnY?format=jpg&name=large

Part and parcel(ls) for this thread

happy retirement to julian edelman. one of the best.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2021/05/26/trump-bribe-offer-spygate-us-senator

heartbroken 💔 great man of God… lost for words - David Patten… 🙏 pic.twitter.com/DOMWJqjoBv

— Richard Seymour (@BigSey93) September 3, 2021

died in a motorcycle accident. absolute nails during the first couple brady years.

:(

oh no :(

fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh933lut-hU

patten catches 2 tds, throws for one, and runs for one. stick around for his interview.

bill belichick talks about long snappers and the history of specialization for 10 minutes. pretty captivating stuff when he gets rolling explaining the evolution of punt blocking strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c

starts at about 12:35

oh thanks, that was a timestamped link before the embed

that's an amazing off-the-cuff response