Twitter C/D

that you have twitter in dark mode?

Whispers: technically, it’s a white check mark

— Blake News (@blakehounshell) July 16, 2020

ok that's it lol
xp

Make this German lady a twitter power user

This german woman who responds with random out of pocket shit on everyones tweets is my new favorite twitter account pic.twitter.com/jYzr3ieyUz

— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) September 23, 2020

Lol at

Where does mentally ill come in?

In the eye

Twitter gone stale for anyone else? Can’t see anything more recent than an hour ago

Hm yeah one of the last tweets I can see is something from an hour ago, saying the notifications service seems to have gone down.

my few most recent tweets aren't showing up including ones i posted weeks ago

Back I think

my feed is working but my tweets it deleted are still gone

now one of the missing ones is back but a different one is gone instead

theyve flushed the cache m8

Unfortunately, the change emptied our caches (the things that keep Tweets ready to load quickly) and you all had trouble Tweeting and seeing Tweets. As our caches warmed back up, with our teams speeding up this process 🙏, Twitter has been restoring for the last few hours.

— Michael Montano (@michaelmontano) October 16, 2020

Would you rather be respected or liked?

Imagine if we didn’t have “Like” buttons, but instead, we had “Respect” buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?

— Tim Tebow (@TimTebow) October 16, 2020

makes you think

why choose? wouldn't it be better to both like and respect a @timtebow tweet

It would be cool if there was both a like button and a like like button.

that's another great idea

twitter needs a lot more buttons

web design has gotten stale. everything looks the same. go to kotaku. go to polygon. go to ars technica. those are all of the websites, and they're all exactly the same.

we need to go back to the way things once were, with individual buttons for every possible task

https://i.imgur.com/5Mrf4H4.jpg

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jqQkpFziDz8/TFL4oip3joI/AAAAAAAABO4/j0UCYBeIvoo/s1600/likelike.gif

like like button

time to resurrect rodney dangerfield and add a "no respect" button

i have enjoyed, for the last six weeks or so, getting sponsored tweets from or about sports teams that have already been eliminated from their playoffs

lol @ doc, that was exactly what i was thinking of
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYQNlWQ4UY

twitter should bring back the failwhale and just randomly disconnect for at least 37 non-consecutive hours a week

the biggest problem with the internet is that it's always on. i would like eight hours of enforced outage please.

Would it be possible to tell if Tebow is suffering from CTE?

Americans and Brits squabbling about food seems to be trending (being reacted to) a lot more than usual on Twitter over the last couple of days and I have no idea what triggered it.

Bake off

ffs

this new york post thing seems like it didn’t go great

about as effective as when they sent robot ninjas to take out Robocop in Robocop 3

its pretty funny that they just tried emails again

tbf it worked last time

u gotta switch it up emails are old news, plus the roll out was very poor

Damn, we lost @theshrillest

Anyone know why?

Ezekiel Kweku joins @nytopinion as politics editor. Read more in this note from @katiekings, @marymsuh and @cgreensit: https://t.co/lScseDObjT

— NYTimes Communications (@NYTimesPR) September 9, 2020

I recognize this is good for the country but :p

Dud.

Whenever I do this, I think of flight 93 (9/11). How did the passengers decide whether to rush the cockpit/hijackers, and attempt to retake control of plane?

They voted pic.twitter.com/bA7F4AD6en

— Scott Galloway (@profgalloway) October 28, 2020

what happened to the plane

— coffee (@coffee) October 28, 2020

loooool

the plane was re-elected

you never hear about the flight 93 passengers who voted against rushing the cockpit

the green party voters wanted to hold their breath while rushing the cockpit to avoid excess co2 emissions

the flight 93 passengers who wanted to give terrorists whove lived in a opportunity zone for more than three years and own a business with 3-20 employees a tax credit

What'd flight 93 do, vote on having chicken or the fish?

Oh, wait. My apologies. I didn't catch the (9/11) at first. I'm so sorry.

wasn't really sure where to put it but the Thomas Chatterton Williams/Emily Ratajkowski thing is incredible.

Happy Sunday! Please enjoy this Thomas Chatterton Williams profile of Emily Ratajkowski in French Marie Claire https://t.co/OYZhXzaIUh pic.twitter.com/iFgROBYKON

— David Klion (@DavidKlion) November 1, 2020

She has since confirmed that this interview grossed her out as much as you might imagine.

Well I guess he deleted his tweets but I appreciate his complex views on cancel culture

you guys are just jealous that I got to hang out with...[Emrata tweets that he’s a gross creep]....uhhh a total freakin racist!!!! pic.twitter.com/FhHdmbl35t

— Dion Waiters, NBA Champion (@CTWritePretty) November 1, 2020

real rough day for that guy lol

If never read this before but I really hope this will be the last of my “she has breasts AND claims to read” profiles/interviews. Lots of levels of gross/embarrassing aspects to this but the attempt at a feminist critique at the end is maybe the worst part. https://t.co/5YVFgnn3WC

— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) November 1, 2020

i think he has to retire now

like this is some poochie had to go back to his home planet levels of public embarrassment, you just need to hang it the fuck up, get a yurt somewhere and figure some shit out