Taking Sides: "Velvet Goldmine" versus "Almost Famous"

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and awful

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

what, do you prefer your movies about fake bands to star Liv Tyler?

kingfish, Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Velvet Goldmine is one of the great movies of all time, never mind great movies about Rock and/or Roll. Assuming nobody can film Great Jones Street. Narrative died durink Help, or 1850, depending which arc you're stitched to.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

what, do you prefer your movies about fake bands to star Liv Tyler?

Uh, hell yeah.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

OTM -- I couldn't really tell you what VG was "about." Then again, I can't even remotely recall what The Big Sleep is about, either, and I've seen it about 15 times. It totally doesn't matter

OTM. The plot isn't what the movie is about. The movie is about glitter, debauchery and flash.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, one of these movies is about the Black Fucking Crowes.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Black Fucking Crowes >>>>> David Bowie

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Assuming you've had a lobotomy and a permanent intravenous acid drip, yeah.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I've had piles that were more classic than the Black Crowes.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

better than Bowie is damning with the faintest of praise.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

U think the Robinson bros R good.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't drag Robinsons into this.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I drag them through the mud?

Then again there's Kozelek.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

(I am one!)

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not like I dislike the Crowes, but milo clearly has a crackpipe glued to his lips.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Black Fucking Crowes >>>>> David Bowie

We have now officially punctured the flimsy battlements of rational thought and are now skipping willy-nilly through the wilderness of insanity.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex jumps up and down and does a Riverdance on the fucking money.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I see Allyzay has a problem with slashfic. Or boys kissing boys. ;)

(Nothing wrong with that. It's just... well... English Kate should be able to explain more the whole connection between slashfic and that peculiar sort of fanhood that, well, uh, never mind.)

Also, no one ever talks about Toni Collette's fantastic Liza-in-Cabaret-as-Angie-Bowie tour de force.

DUDE! I keep on forgetting to give Toni Collette as not-Angie the props it deserves! She's one of the major reasons why I like that film as much as I do. She's, like, totally on fire. Burning the celluloid down.

I also liked Bale's "MOM! DAD! That's MEE!" yelp.

Awwwww, one of the scenes that makes you like Arthur more and more as the movie progresses.

I am still annoyed a full version of the fake 80s corp rock song by Shudder to Think, "People Rocking People," has not surfaced. (You can hear it playing at a couple of points in the 1984 sequences, as in the start of the bar scene.)

Heh. Why am I not surprised that you would easily be able to name that song, Ned? Anyway, I had no idea that was the (a.) artist behind the song and (b.) the name of the song itself. Wow. That was a good approximation of soulless '80s AOR, wasn't it? Very convincing.

The Spirit of Sam Endicott (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

(I am one!)

But you are good and not evil, so the other Robinsons referred to must be the evil ones.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Also:

David Bowie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Black Crowes

(i.e. I agree with Ferlin Huxley et. al.)

The Spirit of Sam Endicott (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

David Bowie is awful. He and Morrissey are tied as the biggest/most-respected musicians where I just can't comprehend the love.

One and a half listenable songs ('Queen Bitch' and the duet w/ Mick Jagger) - but he was cool in Labyrinth.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Crackpipe.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

keep suckin' on that glass cock

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

they are both terrible. VG is better although AF has better tottie (crudup, kozelek and that guy from the kevin smith films).

jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know I'm pretty much alone on the David Bowie Suxxx bandwagon.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

nah, he kinda creeps me out too.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

You're Good Thread (Has Gone And Went Bad)

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 22 April 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

David Bowie is awful. He and Morrissey are tied as the biggest/most-respected musicians where I just can't comprehend the love.

Yet you're completely fine with the Black Crowes? FETCH HITHER A STRAIGHT-JACKET!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 22 April 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, why are you calling Milo "Hither"?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 April 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Whathisface that plays Lester Bangs is great, the guys in the band are all funny, Zooey Deschanel - what's not to like?

KATE DUDSON. For starters.

Vic in Alderaan (Vic), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Whathisface that plays Lester Bangs is great,

Philip Seymour Hoffman, and if you ask me, he overplayed his hand in that role.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

He did, but his speech about not being cool is my favorite thing in the movie.

happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, VG has the physics phunny of "Maxwell Demon" which still makes me giggle every time.

Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Friday, 22 April 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

"you are home"

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 April 2005 10:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't think Kate Hudson was bad at all. Not great, but she certainly fit the role of ditzy narcissistic groupie well. Sarah Polley would have been too old and mature - these girls were really 14 or 15 at the time, weren't they?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm starting to feel pretty alone in my "almost famous" love (not that i've seen it in like three years), even ppl who say they like it seem to have this "i know it's kinda terrible, but..." attitude about it!

glam is classic. david bowie is classic. iggy pop is classic. "citizen kane" is classic. despite all these things, "velvet goldmine" is a dud.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Comparing Velvet Goldmine to Almost Famous is like comparing champagne to that shitty new Budweiser w/caffeine + guarana + bull semen... yes, Haynes is THAT MUCH BETTER than Crowe.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 22 April 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think it's terrible, just at the high end of mediocre or low end of good. I don't think enough attention is paid to the ick factor of the groupies' youth, and it would be loads better if it was more daring (that's one area where the director's cut is better) or had more to say. But as a gentle coming-of-age story, there's little wrong with it.

People who hate it seem to be responding to the director (hey, I can't stand any of Crowe's other movies) or the culture's response or even just looking for something 180 degrees from what Crowe wanted to show.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: The weird Bowie/Black Crowes polemic above. One of the the great things about the VG soundtrack is that, since Bowie wouldn't allow use of his music, they went more Roxy on the soundtrack.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

coming-of-age stories should not be gentle. there is no rock n roll in the movie. the acting is terrible (exception: PS Hoffman). the script goes nowhere. the "moral" - musicians leave a trail of destruction in their wake - is stale, boring, and predictable, and not even that well illustrated. there is nothing visually interesting about the movie. the revelation that the groupie has been used and cast aside is trite and lacks any kind of dramatic impact it is SO GODDAMNED OBVIOUS. My friend fell asleep in the theater. it has no redeeming qualities.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 22 April 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost -- Yes! And that made for a genius result in terms of the covers too -- Thom Yorke singing Roxy turned out to be a great touch. Meanwhile, Shudder to Think's fake Bowie songs are the spiff.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 April 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

(ps. Fast Times at Ridgmont High is a fabulous movie I must have watched at least 100 times, I don't have any particular axe to grind against Crowe except that uh, Almost Famous sucked horribly).

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 22 April 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Those fake Bowies are perfect, aren't they?

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Craig Wedren said for "The Ballad of Maxwell Demon" that he just reversed the chord structure of "All the Young Dudes." Might as well go the direct route!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's the obvious way to write a convincing fake I suppose. Chris Morris' Pixies spoof, "Motherbanger", is just made up of Pixies riffs cut and pasted.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Craig Wedren said for "The Ballad of Maxwell Demon" that he just reversed the chord structure of "All the Young Dudes." Might as well go the direct route!

Holy shit! I need to hear that song again to hear this for myself. Uh, but first, where did I put my VG soundtrack? *laughs* Oh wait, I think I know where it is. Anyway, this thread could very well cause me to dig up my VG soundtrack and stop (temporarily) with the classic New Wave stuff I'm massively into right now. OH! And it's pretty cool seeing most of Radiohead SUCCESSFULLY do glam; if I had been a rational-thinking individual, this should've given me an impetus to check out the band's musical output. But, hey, "Creep" was one of my favorite songs of the year it came out in and that wasn't enough to... uh, excuse me, I think I'm going to kick my own ass now. ;)

Really, though, I think I was most intrigued by the fact that the movie afforded me the first chance I'd ever had to hear the original Cockney Rebel version of "(Come Up And See Me) Make Me Smile". The only version I'd heard of that song was the Duran cover and these were still pre-file sharing days for me, so when I heard the original in the closing credits for the very first time, my heart skipped multiple beats and I almost sucked the air out of the auditorium. Verdict at the time, though, was that I was kinda disappointed by how mellow it was, though now I'm totally equally in love with both versions.

Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 22 April 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

"almost" almost the worst music movie ever made. "vg" flawed, overblown, but an honest attempt--and a cool soundtrack, any movie that uses "needles in the camels eye" over the credits is fine by me.

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Saturday, 23 April 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

holy shit almost famous is the probably the worst movie i've ever seen in my life

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 June 2008 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

this actually gets more inexplicable by the scene

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 June 2008 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link


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