Red Lobster - If You Must Bring It Up, Stick It Here

crunchy land bugs are the good ones

I draw the line at gooey land bugs and critters - my friend lived with a woman from Zimbabwe for a while and she tried to introduce us to these
https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/zimbabwe-favorite-snack-mopane-worms-article-1.1247669

good crunch: https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/chapulines-grasshopper-tacos-oaxaca

i would eat that

although "salt and vinegar potato chips, but a bit wetter" gave me pause