Red Lobster - If You Must Bring It Up, Stick It Here

-Neanderthal's 1985

How have we gotten this far without

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVALgcE2JSI

Well! This thread blew up.

Two of my great aunts ate at Red Lobster in suburban Chicago every Thursday for more than twenty years. When they died, their favorite waitress was mad that she didn't get anything in the will.

I wouldn't eat a bug that crawled out from under my couch. I don't know why people eat the bugs that crawl around on the bottom of the ocean.

I used to think that way, but then I remember that shrimp are delicious.

I also have eaten plenty of bugs.

sea bugs are juicy (in an appetizing way)

land bugs are crunchy (in a mostly not good way)

Texas Roadhouse locations are all actual portals to hell, icymi

crunchy land bugs are the good ones

I draw the line at gooey land bugs and critters - my friend lived with a woman from Zimbabwe for a while and she tried to introduce us to these
https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/zimbabwe-favorite-snack-mopane-worms-article-1.1247669

good crunch: https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/chapulines-grasshopper-tacos-oaxaca

i would eat that

although "salt and vinegar potato chips, but a bit wetter" gave me pause