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in its purest form
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00000801_p.jpg

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

that bear is trying to hail a cab

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

The bear say hi to me

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link

are you a cab

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

or r u a cub?

pplains, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:38 (three years ago) link

bear high five my foot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK3_2LPOnp4

Spottie, Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

First impulse - where's my camera?

koogs, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

absolute unit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhak

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiuASrDX0AU41LG.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

N.B. those apples are rotting/fermenting on the ground and will continue to do so in those bears' stomachs = those bears are drrrrrunk.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

I have an apple tree in my garden, and my dog would ignore the falling apples until december/january and then start eating them - can only presume for the alcohol?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 25 September 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

here it is with audio

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’? @RaeWynnGrant pic.twitter.com/CpuuM86imw

— John Fusco (@JohnFusco12) September 25, 2020

jbn, Friday, 25 September 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

Deconstructed cub music

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

bear stay high with me.

pplains, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’?

No, but I have heard a bear cub making its sound of distress. It sounds very much like the yowling of a cat.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

pictures of bears that seem to have figured out how to live

wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

e.g. drug dealin' bears:

https://i.redd.it/uhk0hqva48l51.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link

rofl!!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

those contented bears sound like a Mica Levi score

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

feel sick and furry
more dead than alive

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

Ursus in furs

pomenitul, Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

I'm sticking with Pooh

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

here he comes
he's all dressed in black

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link

Paddington Says

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

It Was a Pleasure Den

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

xp
The Bearest of the Seasons.

nickn, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

That bear is trying to catch a touchdown

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

Mama told be ever since I was cub to keep my paw held high

jbn, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link

Predictable outcome.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

drug deal gone bad

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

Wow.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

If you look closely, at one point there's a wolf farther up the road (visible in top left corner) not coming anywhere near that shit.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

I noticed that, and then a caw from a crow.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

grizzly bear fight begins with them getting in each other’s faces and yelling incoherently

it’s every dumb altercation outside a bar I’ve ever seen!

mh, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link

That was my first thought, too: "I wonder how long the 'fuck you, bro' - 'no, fuck you, bro' part is gonna last".

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

'Come over here and say that!'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

did look for a little while like there was some makeup sex about to happen

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

Bet it would've sounded exactly the same.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

A worrying development (for Japanese bears).

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 13 November 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾
. . . #SnowDay #PandaStory pic.twitter.com/my02GwnPFL

— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 31, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bear bite my butt for me
https://www.ktoo.org/2021/02/17/something-just-immediately-bit-me-in-the-butt-haines-woman-survives-outhouse-bear

what a journey:

Shannon Stevens spent the weekend with her brother and his girlfriend at a remote yurt on Chilkat Lake, 17 miles from Haines.

After traveling across the frozen lake by snowmachine on Saturday, they cooked sausages over an outdoor firepit. Later that evening, Stevens left the yurt to use the outhouse.

“Normally, when we are out there in the summer or the fall I’m used to shouting ‘Hey, bear!’ the whole way. It was the dead of winter, so I didn’t think to do that this time,” Stevens said. “I got in there and sat down on the toilet seat, and something just immediately bit me in the butt. I jumped up and screamed.”

She called for her brother Erik Stevens who came running to investigate.

“I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m going to open the lid and look.’ I take the headlamp and I grab the lid of the toilet seat and I lift it up,” Erik Stevens said. “Right at the level of the toilet seat, maybe an inch or two below, is a gigantic bear face looking right back up at me.”

He closed the lid and they ran back to the yurt as fast as they could. Shannon Stevens was bleeding, so they cleaned the wound and bandaged it up.

She said she was shocked, but not seriously injured.

“It felt like just a single puncture. Maybe it wasn’t even a bite. It might have been a swipe with his claw potentially. I don’t think we’ll ever really know that part,” Shannon Stevens said.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

sup

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0J0qRDvoKk

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link

bear say ride me

Would you take pics with a bear? 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/aetGCSqbqe

— Reginald B Myers (@polo_man404) February 20, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link


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