Cutting your own hair - Classic or Dud Man

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I don't think I want to go to a haircutting place just yet. Part of my living space has a wood floor and I just do it there, with a mirror, so I can sweep up the hair

Dan S, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

I only made it to mid June but my place was relatively safe, they make you wait outside until it’s literally your turn in the chair, had to momentarily lower my mask for sideburns but otherwise everyone was fully protected

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

I've done this a few times now and I'm getting the hang of it. I have a beard trimmer rather than proper hair clippers, and the guards only go up to 16mm. This was a bit short for my liking on top, so what I did last time was I used a 9mm guard but only cut whatever stuck up when I grabbed hair between two of my fingers. I did my best to fade the sides as well, from 9mm into 12mm into 16mm just as it reached the top. Fading is tough, esp with my thick hair, but pretty happy with the result, on par with barber cuts I've gotten. Wife had to clean up the back though - still can't figure out how to do that myself with the two mirrors, just too tricky.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link

Amazingly this has not proven a huge transition for me

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

I bought one of these a Daiso a few years ago, but only recently (well, since Covid) started using it. I bought fresh razor blades and it does the job. I've made some definite errors but they never seem noticeable within a couple days.

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Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:33 (two years ago) link

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Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:34 (two years ago) link

hey, timely revive! i cut my own hair for the first time a few weeks ago. scary but it turned out fine

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

what is that thing? how do you use it?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

i dare all ilx guys to start cutting your own hair

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

It's a razor comb, and hold two of those old-fashioned scary double-sided razor blades

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

You just comb away and the hair cascades upon your bare shoulders

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

I've been cutting my own hair since March 2020. Was just thinking of getting it cleaned up by an actual haircutting profesh in case I have an in-person interview soon.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:40 (two years ago) link

fwiw following my inaugural self-inflicted bad haircut a week or so ago, no one noticed.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:41 (two years ago) link

Yo I cut my own hair and have since college! 20+ years at this point. Good results if you ask me, but I am biased. I would have a hard time trusting anyone else with this job!

epistantophus, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:41 (two years ago) link

Do you use scissors? Or a trimmer?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

I used to use primarily scissors but have in the last few years switched largely over to a trimmer.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

I also spent a few years washing my hair with only apple cider vinegar rinse (due largely to a thread here, iirc) and once I switched back to shampoo, I regretted it! Should really go back to it.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link

I also spent a few years washing my hair with only apple cider vinegar rinse

so what's the deal with apple cider vinegar rinse

keep in mind that my hair is currently bleached + dyed + destroyed, so if this is about restoring essential oils, imagine putting essential oils on a pizza that's been in the oven for 45 minutes

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I dunno, I thought it felt… simpler than using shampoo? And it felt like it was less apt to dry my hair out.

epistantophus, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 23:05 (two years ago) link

I bought a Liggett's shampoo bar and won't be going back to bottled shampoo anytime soon

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Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 23:05 (two years ago) link

I cut my own hair for the first time at age 14. I used scissors only. It's easy to remember because it was a couple of hours before my 8th grade graduation ceremony. Over the next five decades I've been to a barber approximately 15 times total. The money I saved on haircuts really meant something during my deeply impoverished years. ofc, I'm so bald now that I just run some clippers around my remaining fringe and I'm done. Nothing simpler.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 23:54 (two years ago) link

My wife helps me with a home haircutting kit. Before that I used scissors, once I shaved my head. My hair curls so most cutting errors aren't all that obvious after a week or so.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link

scissor cuts and water-only washing for about 20 years now. AMA!

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

aimless what caused you to go to those barbers over the years? lack of scissors? or peer pressure?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

maffew do you ever change it up and do different styles? or do you have a particular way that you do it?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

halfway my hair is also curly, and grows quickly, so any fuckup should be quickly grown over

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:44 (two years ago) link

just trimmin. Whichever snip is closest dictates the approximate length. I tried clippers once, recently (I'm using them now on the back of my neck rather than futzing around with a razor), but that just made things too darned tidy... avoiding barber-like precision was the whole point in the first place

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:46 (two years ago) link

mostly my wife

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

i am in a nice mental zone where i think "if i fuck up badly, that'll be kind of cool"

it helps to not have a job you have to go into, and also to just have no friends

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:51 (two years ago) link

if you fuck it up just do it again and it'll look like you meant to do it that way

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:54 (two years ago) link

My wife's uncle came to his brother-in-law's funeral with a big patch of hair shaved off. Everyone wondered, was it some sort of mourning ritual? No, he said, his wife had just been careless with the clippers.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 28 October 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link

I think the haircuts I've gotten from an expensive stylist over the past several years were my best ever, but that has ended, and nothing beats the satisfaction of just going over my head in every direction using a haircutting razor with a #3 standoff. I have to shave the scruff off the back of my neck in between cuts, but that was always the case

Dan S, Thursday, 28 October 2021 01:01 (two years ago) link

using a haircutting razor with a #3 standoff

thinking of switching to doing this myself... do you have a recommendation for a razor to use?

visiting, Thursday, 28 October 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link

mine is a Wahl, I bought it decades ago, not sure about new brands

Dan S, Thursday, 28 October 2021 01:40 (two years ago) link

ok thanks... i have a wahl beard trimmer which has been reliable.

visiting, Thursday, 28 October 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

an approximate semblance to my most recent self-cut

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Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 October 2021 02:59 (two years ago) link

I've been cutting my own hair since 1995, which was the last time someone else cut it. Shortly after that I remember walking past a barber's shop and seeing a sign that read 'Cheapest haircut in London - £5' and thinking "piss off, that's 3 pints!". My hair grows unevenly, quite fast, and is reasonably thick, so even when I was paying to get it cut I'd have to trim it myself after a couple of weeks. The key for me is to cut little and often. It's harder to make a mess of it if I'm only cutting off small bits at a time. Also I don't cut my hair when it's wet, because the strands dry back to different lengths so if my hair looks even wet it'll look uneven once it's dry.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 28 October 2021 10:06 (two years ago) link

I trim bare clippers every week and every few weeks disposable wet razor to the skin

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 October 2021 11:54 (two years ago) link


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