most pathetic Jacob Wohl smear

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The actors who participated were promised $400 in cash. But Abraham said that they were told after the shoot that they couldn’t be paid in cash, and were asked to email their full names and home addresses to Burkman so that he could mail them checks.

making it pretty clear you’re not going to pay your extras seems like an amazing way to keep things under wraps

mh, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

Nathan For You series 5 is going deep

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh dear Jacob

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman charged with multiple felonies by Michigan attorney general. Face several years in prison. And AGs in OH, PA, IL and NY also seem to be investigating the pair https://t.co/b5Egr6xMf6

— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) October 1, 2020

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link

Good for them! They’ve really been trying so hard to make that happen, it’s nice to see persistence pay off.

— Colin Young (@Hayes77519) October 1, 2020

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

he's already been charged with a felony (or felonies) in California, no?

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link

Yup, but out on bond, so this will likely result in that bond being revoked. Pobrecito.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

He still has a couple months to lobby for that pardon.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

State charges so far, Trump can’t save him.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

Sad!

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

LMAOOOO

The prosecutor in the Jack Wohl case says Wohl and Burkman showed up to their arraignment with a film crew and a stack of $100 bills, to flourish when they paid their bail. Now the prosecutor wants a $1 million bail.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 8, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Roffle

A twist in Jacob Wohl's felony case for voter suppression in Michigan: prosecutors want to call the fake Pete Buttigieg sexual assault accuser as a witness against Wohl. All the schemes are coming back for this trial.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 22, 2020

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

It's like the final episode of Seinfeld.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

Holy shit, Wohl is defending himself!?

The judge just asked Burkman and Wohl about the bogus claims made in their robocall, including their forced vaccination claim. Wohl is currently defending himself - which I'm pretty sure is a bad idea!

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

Wohl and Burkman, while under indictment for robocalls in one state and investigation in others, are apparently answering questions about it in a hearing in a civil case. /1 https://t.co/hShMnBJV6c

— VaccinnateSantasHat (@Popehat) October 26, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

At this rate, the kid is gonna self-own himself right into the White House if he isn't careful.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

there's a recurring discussion in the on cinema thread of whether tim heidecker's character in that show is a send-up of trump, the issue being that on cinema tim is a little too small time to really be "trumpian" per se, so i'd like to advance the theory that tim heidecker invented jacob wohl

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

Jacob Wohl doesn't create smears. He *is* the smear.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

and by that I mean a *shit* smear.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

which I surmise you probably already concluded so pretend I didn't post a second time

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

Such genius.

The hearing finished with Wohl objecting that their robocall ever stated to "stay home," which was promptly proven to be a lie by the plaintiff's legal team - citing the calls transcripts.

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

I mean reading that I'm beginning to think Wohl really DID think he overhead hipsters in coffeeshops and is just hallucinating reality.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

xp at Brad

There was some candidate on twitter — I think for a state legislature? — that was so ridiculous that people were asking Tim if the dude was him doing a bit. Heidecker started retweeting the dude, of course

mh, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

Never rains but it pours

Right-wing fraudsters Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been indicted in Cuyahoga County over robocall scheme that spread misinformation to urban voters https://t.co/PqP897YmIB

— Cleveland Scene (@ClevelandScene) October 27, 2020

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

wow this year has given me permanent amnesia but read to the end of that article but forgot the scoop they had on elizabeth warren's hot affair with a kinky marine

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Is he mentally ill?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

Is he mentally ill?

Which one?

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

Our man Wohl. But possibly the kinky marine as well.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

Whomp whomp

This just in:

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have "retained the services of DialMyCalls, which has completed the process of" calling the prior robocall recipients in order to comply with the judge's order, their lawyers say in a new filing. 🔽 https://t.co/wpQ0frF4To pic.twitter.com/XHFge4hOCa

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) October 30, 2020

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Get your Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman mugshots https://t.co/qCtAfXHL3D

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) November 13, 2020

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

won't be smiling in a few months

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

Wohl, 22, of Irvine, California, and Burkman, 54

what the fuck

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

the actual "those darn fratboys"

peace, man, Friday, 13 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

xp: he looks hella older in other pics.

peace, man, Friday, 13 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

Burkman straight off the cover of the fratboy version of Trainspotting

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

someone get that 54-year-old who definitely isn't on hormone drugs of some kind some oxy pads

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

lol yeah

mh, Friday, 13 November 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

I suppose whatever I have to do is better than what you have to do, which is visit your son in jail.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) September 1, 2021

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 September 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link


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