Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?

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okay then, to get back to Blake:

Bigot farmer, farming grapes,
In the forests of the apes,
What immortal hand
or eye
Can get thee banned
Permanentlye?

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

Once upon time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime
Permabanned a wine
Farmer homophobic bigot
Didn't you

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

This night you are mistaken
I'm a farmer in the city
Dark farm houses 'gainst the sky
Every night I must wonder why
Harness on the left nail
Keeps wrinkling, wrinkling
Then higher above me
E e e so o o
Can't go by a man from Rio
Go by a man from Vigo
Can't go by a man from Ostia
Hey, Ninetto
Remember that dream?
We talked about it so many times
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21
Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21

pomenitul, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

very pleased with this thread blossoming btw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link

excellent thread material.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

Got no reason for being a homophobic bigot wine farmer
There's no reason
When I look on your eyes then I find that I'll do fine
When I look on your eyes then I'll do better

I was the one who let you know
I was the one who got you permabanned on twitter

Siegbran, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 07:25 (three years ago) link

You better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap in a pig pen
Got a homophobic bigot -- wine farmer permabanned

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link

Cause I'm your lady
And you are my man
Whenever you reach for me
I'll do all that I can
To get a homophobe wine farmer
Bigot winemaker banned

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-Band

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

Er war ein homophober bigotter Weinbauer und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war in Wien, war Vienna, wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden, denn er trank, doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Er war Superstar, er war populär
Er war so exaltiert, because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose, war ein Rockidol
Und jede rief "Come permaban him Neanderthaler!"

Siegbran, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

Bigot homophobic wine farmer, can you dig your man?
He's a permabanned

peace, man, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

Hey, you, get off my cloud!
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am, homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

It was twenty years ago today, dig it
Neander permabanned a wine bigot
So let me introduce to you
The social justice warrior man
Who got a homophobic wine farmer baaaaaanned

(Horn section breakdown)

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 11:10 (three years ago) link

You are a rock star
You are a rock legend to the max
You can really knock it out
You can really whup a horse's ass

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are a rocking maniac
You are a singing hyena
You are a rock star in Jesus' name
You can really rock Saddam Hussein's ass

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are my sweet woman to the end
You are my honey lover to the max
You are my sweetheart for years to come
You are so lovable to me in the long run

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Taco Bell, make a run for the border

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 11:31 (three years ago) link

I'm a bookkeeper's son
I don't want to shoot no one
Well I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Don't take me alive

Weston-super-Mare, Minehead, Lynmouth, Ilfracome, etc. (SlimAndSlam), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link

Or maybe:

You been tellin' me you're a genius since you were seventeen
In all the time I've known you I still don't know what you mean
The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Weston-super-Mare, Minehead, Lynmouth, Ilfracome, etc. (SlimAndSlam), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

good one

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link

wesley willis is a good call

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh, oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned...

That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:30 (three years ago) link

Roland was a warrior
Permabanned from the Midnight Sun
With homophobic bigot
Winefarming to be done

peace, man, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate, permaban him straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gotta work the fields, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs homophobic bigoted wine farmers, ah
Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly, for a wine guy

Siegbran, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

Homophobes and bigots with wine farms
And they are going to permabanned

peace, man, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Just before our love got lost, you said
"I am as constant as a homophobic bigot wine farmer," and I said,
"Constantly getting permabanned
Where's that at?
If you want me, I'll be in the bar"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
People’d call, say, “Beware doll, you’re bound to fall
”You thought they were all kiddin’ you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin’ out
Now you don’t post so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having gotten a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-bannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned"

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

You say you stand
By your man
Tell me something
I don't understand
You got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer
Baaaaaannned

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

And life leads me here
It shows me, I have never really loved no one but me
Like the time, you slipped through my hands
I'll never understand
Why I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannnnned

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 04:51 (three years ago) link

This morning it's...

"I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Tell me Who do you love..?"

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 07:16 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Threadbump.

Okay, 'fess up, Neanderthal. Was this your doing?

cilantro vs. wade (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 January 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link

All 30000 of my sock accounts conspired to do the impossible!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 January 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

But homophobic bigot wine farmer you can tell me if anyone can,
Baby, can you dig your ban?
It’s a perma-ban

peace, man, Saturday, 9 January 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link

Here is something you can’t understand
How I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, September 12, 2020

this one stuck with me

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am someone gets bigot farmers banned

cilantro vs. wade (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 January 2021 01:38 (three years ago) link

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

I opened and read it, it said they were suckers

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 January 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link

Sounds like a line from a Fun Lovin’ Criminals song to me.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

I went to the country just the other day
To see my uncle Bill and sorta pass the time away
I asked him how he'd been since last I'd passed his way
He rubbed his chin - here's what he had to say:

My wife's been sick, the young ones too
And I'm darn near down with the flu
The cow's gone dry and them hens won't lay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The hogs took the cholera and they've all done died
The bees got mad and they left the hive
The weevils got the corn and the rain rotted the hay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The porch rotted down, that's more expense
The darned old mule he tore down the fence
The mortgage is due and I can't pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The cow broke in the field and eat up the beans
The darn rabbits they got the turnip greens
And my ma-in-law just moved in to stay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My land's so poor, so hard and yeller
You have to set on a sack of fertilizer to raise an umbreller
And it rains out here nearly every day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The well's gone dry and I have to tote the water
Up from the spring about a mile and a quarter
My helper, he quit for the lack of pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The house it leaks, it needs a new top
When it rains it wets everything we got
The chimney fell down just yesterday
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The corn meal's gone and the meat's run out
Got nothin' to kill to put in the smokehouse
The preacher's comin' Sunday to spend the day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The canned stuff's spoiled, else the jar's got broke
And all we got left is one old Billy goat
We're gonna have a new baby about the first of May
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My crop it rotted in the ground
I asked for another loan but the banker turned me down
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
So after all, everything's in pretty good shape

ridingstarbassxd (unregistered), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:20 (three years ago) link

I cannot but hear this to the tune of Search And Destroy.

Noel Emits, Sunday, 10 January 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

^ deservedly forgotten Leonard Cohen track

Sarah Jessica Parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 11:48 (two years ago) link

Jonathan Richman "Lesbian Bar"

Marc Almond could make it work

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 12:26 (two years ago) link

Has to be Scott Walker

Siegbran, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link

Les Claypool

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:36 (two years ago) link

oh i meant the original question

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link

Tom Waits

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

Waits, seconded

balsamic panic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link


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