Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?

An old homophobic bigot wine farmer
turned ninety eight
Got permabanned
and died the next day

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Regrets, I've had a few / but then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do / and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You could say she's got it all

With twenty years of drugs and drink
I thought the time had come to think
About standing up and saying that
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Some folks look for answers
Others look for fights
Some folks up in treetops
Just look to see the sights
I can tell your future
Look what's in your hand
I got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men's room walls
Maybe I've crossed the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong halls
But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Once there was this kid who
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white

This land is your land
This land is my land
We got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer permabanned

Well you wake up in the morning
You hear the work bell ring
You march up to the table
You see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table
Ain't no pork up in the pan
But you got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer banned

(Okay but what's a "wine farmer"? I mean, there are grape farmers, and there are vintners.)

Wine Farmer was his actual username!

Neanderthal, thanks for clarifying. I apologize if that sounded snippy.

Lol it didn't sound snippy, you're good. I just found it funny that this was the name they chose.

Alex Cameron

okay then, to get back to Blake:

Bigot farmer, farming grapes,
In the forests of the apes,
What immortal hand
or eye
Can get thee banned
Permanentlye?

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Once upon time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime
Permabanned a wine
Farmer homophobic bigot
Didn't you

This night you are mistaken
I'm a farmer in the city
Dark farm houses 'gainst the sky
Every night I must wonder why
Harness on the left nail
Keeps wrinkling, wrinkling
Then higher above me
E e e so o o
Can't go by a man from Rio
Go by a man from Vigo
Can't go by a man from Ostia
Hey, Ninetto
Remember that dream?
We talked about it so many times
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21
Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21

very pleased with this thread blossoming btw

excellent thread material.

Got no reason for being a homophobic bigot wine farmer
There's no reason
When I look on your eyes then I find that I'll do fine
When I look on your eyes then I'll do better

I was the one who let you know
I was the one who got you permabanned on twitter

You better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap in a pig pen
Got a homophobic bigot -- wine farmer permabanned

Cause I'm your lady
And you are my man
Whenever you reach for me
I'll do all that I can
To get a homophobe wine farmer
Bigot winemaker banned

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-Band

Er war ein homophober bigotter Weinbauer und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war in Wien, war Vienna, wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden, denn er trank, doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Er war Superstar, er war populär
Er war so exaltiert, because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose, war ein Rockidol
Und jede rief "Come permaban him Neanderthaler!"

Bigot homophobic wine farmer, can you dig your man?
He's a permabanned

Hey, you, get off my cloud!
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am, homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

It was twenty years ago today, dig it
Neander permabanned a wine bigot
So let me introduce to you
The social justice warrior man
Who got a homophobic wine farmer baaaaaanned

(Horn section breakdown)

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are a rock star
You are a rock legend to the max
You can really knock it out
You can really whup a horse's ass

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are a rocking maniac
You are a singing hyena
You are a rock star in Jesus' name
You can really rock Saddam Hussein's ass

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are my sweet woman to the end
You are my honey lover to the max
You are my sweetheart for years to come
You are so lovable to me in the long run

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Taco Bell, make a run for the border

I'm a bookkeeper's son
I don't want to shoot no one
Well I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Don't take me alive

Or maybe:

You been tellin' me you're a genius since you were seventeen
In all the time I've known you I still don't know what you mean
The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

good one

wesley willis is a good call

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh, oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned...

That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Roland was a warrior
Permabanned from the Midnight Sun
With homophobic bigot
Winefarming to be done

You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate, permaban him straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gotta work the fields, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs homophobic bigoted wine farmers, ah
Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly, for a wine guy

Homophobes and bigots with wine farms
And they are going to permabanned

Just before our love got lost, you said
"I am as constant as a homophobic bigot wine farmer," and I said,
"Constantly getting permabanned
Where's that at?
If you want me, I'll be in the bar"

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
People’d call, say, “Beware doll, you’re bound to fall
”You thought they were all kiddin’ you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin’ out
Now you don’t post so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having gotten a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-bannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned"

You say you stand
By your man
Tell me something
I don't understand
You got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer
Baaaaaannned

And life leads me here
It shows me, I have never really loved no one but me
Like the time, you slipped through my hands
I'll never understand
Why I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannnnned

This morning it's...

"I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Tell me Who do you love..?"

Threadbump.

Okay, 'fess up, Neanderthal. Was this your doing?

All 30000 of my sock accounts conspired to do the impossible!

But homophobic bigot wine farmer you can tell me if anyone can,
Baby, can you dig your ban?
It’s a perma-ban

Here is something you can’t understand
How I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, September 12, 2020

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am someone gets bigot farmers banned