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Mike McCarthy trying to run a 2-minute drill without Aaron Rodgers lmao

saquon barkley: 15 carries for 6 yards with a long of 7

that INT following an 8.5 minute drive and 88 yards was about as devastating as they come

especially if you bet the under

I enjoyed watching a bit of Brady realizing the grass is not always greener.

It would be hilarious if the Pats end up winning it all with Cam running the ball 15-20 times a game.

Got to love Lions grasping defeat out of the jaws of victory. Just as a reminder, Matt Patricia is now 9-32-1 as Lions head coach and Jim Caldwell was fired after going 9-7 in his last season (36-28 overall).

Good game!!

Fucking power outage at Hard Rock Stadium (CBS) means i lost the Fins game 15 mins ago and have to suffer through Steelers.

Missed a TD.

The injuries today are BRUTAL

scene report: the Vikings are bad

Miami is winning!!

Nevermind

WHat the fuck were the Falcons thinking on that onside kick attempt? They knew they could touch it right?

They're afraid to have leads ever since SB

onside kick without a tee, even!

that was amazing; too bad it benefited the cowboys. fire your special-teams coach, falcons

btw why were so many teams wearing white at home

Bmore looks really good.

Both NY teams 0-2 and not good at all.

Rofflesburger made a couple nice tosses I saw in the first game. He does look like he has lost some weight.

xxp yea I don't think I've ever seen an onside kick like that. thing just spun forever

ilx: “nobody cares about football!”

real life:
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-09-21/fox-is-poised-to-spend-up-to-2-billion-to-keep-sunday-football

this Vikings season is going to get ugly

Bills vs. Bears - most delusional 2-0 club?

I have not seen either one play yet.

Bills, other than weirdly making Miami look good at moving the football, look like a pretty legit club offensively and could be for real.

i don't know about a bear

28-3 about to get a sequel

Falcon's keeping their club tradition of grasping defeat out of the jaws of victory. You could see it coming after the first touchdown and the second three and out. There was all sorts of guys throwing up deer in the headlights eyes on that club. What the hell you thinking trying to go deep that many times and stop the clock? This is why you get a defensive coach to run the club, offensive coaches are f-ing morans at times in their football sense.

It is also another chapter in Bears winning ugly football tradition too. Nick Foles looked like crap until the end of the game, really worse than Mitch.

and not stop the clock...

Really stupid tie between Bengals and Eagles. Neither team wanted to win

The Falcons thing is just so pathetic. It’s like they’re cursed. I remember after the Super Bowl the prevailing take was “oh well, this is probably Bradys last rodeo, and the Falcons will be good for a while..”

Speaking of Brady’s Bucs looking pretty good rn

very weird first half for cowboys-seahawks

Looking like it’s gonna be a weird second half too lmao

safeties should be worth more points. i’m thinking four

Safeties should immediately end tge game

*the

It's not a curse, it's dumb as a damn brick football. You got a 10 point lead with 5 minutes to go, RUN THE DAMN BALL. 3x 3 and outs and Ryan went 0-6 and if you were watching, they twice went for big homerun balls and a couple more on like 14-15 yard outs.

Bears did not even have to use ANY timeouts in this situation.

Falcons also had 3 dumb hit 15 yard penalties on defense/special teams, so while I scorch their offensive ineptitude, it really was a team effort. I guess you might say the one was a bit the guy cutting down, but Falcon DB was leading with his helmet.

Hey, i'm a Bears fans and I saw this happening and called it to my girlfriend. They definitely choked, lots of crazy 'it's happening again' on multiple players.

hatcats leading the nfc east at 1-2

unfortunate that dallas isn't 0-3

ny teams are 0-6 with a -98 point differential

think we might see some coaches fired here shortly

NFL might be better without the fans, it cuts down on the other chitchat and focuses on the field.

First couple of weeks I grazed by for a few minutes. I watched 3/4 of the Bears/Falcons game this week and Dallas/Seattle was on where I went tonight.

holy shit that touchdown run

holy shit that first down call, no fucking way

with all the talk about the importance of crowd noise and what a difference the lack of it makes . . . maybe they should let us experience it

you mean 750 people don't sound like that??!!!

we were joking that they needed custom effects for the Philly game and that the boos were too quiet

lamar jackson, 15/28, 97 passing yards

week four and all the posts for the season still fit on one page

nobody even mentioned the Titans' covid outbreak

i didn't even know until you mentioned it here!

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nfl/article/titans-receive-eight-new-positive-covid-19-results/

but the show must go on!

Goodell put out a press release saying not to worry, it's just the long snapper

man, 8 long snappers, that's some depth you don't usually see!

you can never have too many

I was doubtful when the NBA came back, but after the first game I watched I was ecstatic. It was like a lifeline to pre-COVID life. I didn't get that feeling watching the first week of NFL. The piped-in crowd noise, pointless season-ending injuries, and boring predictability of (most of) the games have had me feeling less enthusiastic every week. There have been a few entertaining games, though.

tonight's game should bring back your enthusiasm

Patriots’ QB Cam Newton tested positive and is out for Sunday’s game vs. Kansas City, per @FieldYates and me.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 3, 2020

Thank you Donald Trump for singlehandedly bringing back football

i don't even own an offensive line

Patrick Mahomes: "I thought I did a good job toward the end of the season of being more efficient,'' he said. "Obviously I didn't do that in the Super Bowl, but I'm going to try to find ways to better myself that way. Just being more efficient, taking what's there, especially when these teams are playing such deep coverages against us.
"It's something I've got to battle with because I've got such an aggressive nature and want to have the big play. But as I watch the film and really study myself, I'll have to get better at that so I can be a better quarterback at the end of the day.''
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30862059/patrick-mahomes-kansas-city-chiefs-super-bowl-lv-loss-motivate-rest-career

He's accepted the obvious fact he didn't play well, so I don't know why taking him to task is such a big deal.

― TO BE A JAZZ SINGER YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SCAT (Jazzbo), Monday, February 8, 2021 4:18 PM bookmarkflaglink

this is like saying"SEE? even Axl Rose doesn't like that GNR album, ergo it sucks!"

which one

KC used 5 man protection on 92% of dropbacks (48 of 52). They left those two backup OT's w/o help & it was a big mistake. h/t @NextGenStats

— Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) February 8, 2021

they were never gonna have kelce block and there's only so much a pass-protecting rb can do against 4 rampaging d-linemen

yeah sucks not having a TE or RB that can block

if 4 of the 5 Bucs rushing linemen are in the backfield every down, it's more than the tackles who are struggling

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtsIeAgXUAMg0qc?format=jpg&name=medium

A thread about Marty Schottenheimer and the "Marty Pool" in the double-wide media trailer at Chargers Park: pic.twitter.com/Wc7HXk73NY

— Bernie "Doc El Cajon" Wilson (@berniewilson) February 9, 2021

the Bucs receivers were amazed by what Mahomes did in the Super Bowl, but what the hell do they know about football anyway

Even the Bucs were in awe of Mahomes 🤯 @brgridiron

(via @NFLFilms)pic.twitter.com/eskpqkIftK

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) February 9, 2021

Sad to hear about Vincent Jackson. He was a very good player in his Chargers heyday.

man i loved that guy.

colts get wentz for cheap

due to a clerical error, they got PETE Wentz

seems like a good landing spot

damn, Eagles taking a $33.8 million dollar dead cap hit

yeah, colts have maybe the best o-line in the league? rivers was way better there than his last year with the chargers. so if wentz sucks this year he's unplayable.

Wentz went through so much in Philly, I could see a fresh start working wonders for him. and he's going to a good team that just below the cusp of greatness, so this could be a really good move for them.

sincerely bummed that the eagles didn't wind up trading wentz for nick foles

how foleish of them

yeah I think this makes the Colts a lot better for the foreseeable future

ffs

Carson Wentz was the most talented quarterback Philadelphia has ever had.

And Howie Rosenan and Jeffrey Lurie completely blew it.

— Brenden Deeg (@BrendenDeegNFP) February 18, 2021

i...don’t think that’s what happened

he was probably the second most talented quarterback in the 2020 eagles locker room

Randall Cunningham picking up a phone

yeah it's not like they're a franchise known for having untalented QBs...

Vincent Jackson was a beast to try and tackle, he was like an prototype of those big fullback/TE like wideouts. Little 195 pound corners trying to cover that dude on a jump ball or bring down in the open field creating mismatches. Bucs' Mike Evans is also that type of wide out.

I can't think of Wentz being more talented than f'n Donvan McNabb let alone Randall Cunningham.

McNabb really screwed up his legacy as people totally bag on him all the time, that dude was freaking awesome early on in his career and with Jim Johnson's defense made the Eagles a killer team for nearly a decade.

cunningham as far as talent obvs in a tier of his own, macnabb was a very good to great quarterback but more on the high end of realized talent rather than being exceptionally talented

Edelman’s gonna suit up for the Bucs next year guaranfuckingtee it.

have you ever been right about anything?

No.

NEXT CALLER...."Wes Welker come back, mark it down!"

Well, we now know why the NFL made the Broncos play a game with no Quarterback. https://t.co/PEMVIKHfxB pic.twitter.com/eO0YxPInb5

— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) September 7, 2021