Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?

Tom Jones to the tune of "It's Not Unusual".

Steven Tyler, singing "Sweet Emotion":

Stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Lyle Lanley

I’m imagining it sung with a twangy voice in an upbeat, moderately fast country song for some reason

I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
That's what my baby feeds me
Cos I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned

xp That’s what I’m talkin’ about! (See my post upthread)

Gene Ween

Here is something you can’t understand
How I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
P.S. I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Roger Waters, circa The Final Cut

neil tennant

i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
but that’s childish, so childish

Aiden Moffat from Arab Strap.

Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

i saw the crescent
you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now

Ayyyyyy

The yard is nothing but a fence the sun just hurts my eyes somewhere
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannned penitence gardening at night. (Half hearted attempt, just can see Stipe making this work somehow).

I got a homophobe wine farmer permabanned
Read the scene where gravity is pulling me round

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games / With a government for hire in a combat site
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned breathing down... your... neck

Timbuk 3 dude

oh, now that you mention it, Butterfly from Shabazz Palaces

maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 12, 2020 2:31 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ayyyyyy

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, September 12, 2020 4:40 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gut busting laughter

Norah Jones

I've got the old man's car
I've got a jazz guitar
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

rubber band man wild as the taliban
9 in my right, 45 in my other hand
call me trouble man, always in trouble man
got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Lol

Malkmus

The Arab Strap

I got 21 seconds to flow
I got 21 seconds to go
'cause if you like me let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Richard Dawson

Now that fgti has chimed in, i can also point out this slips into "Lewis Takes Off His Shirt" with a little effort

And for me I am a vector / I am muscle, I am bone
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned / This is all I know

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Next pre-covers project, I call dibs on The Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permaband

i saw the crescent
you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

underrated!

People say Yo Humpty, you really funny lookin
That’s allright cause I get things cookin
I like my nose big and I like my girls permatanned
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

“I once got busy in an AOL chat room”

Come on brother, join the band,
Come on sisters, clap your hands,
Tell everybody that's in the land,
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
Cos you're a homophobic bigot wine farmer
And I got you permabanned

The dogs on Main Street howl 'cause they understand
If I could reach one moment into my hand
Mister I ain't a boy, no I'm a man
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

An old homophobic bigot wine farmer
turned ninety eight
Got permabanned
and died the next day

Icona Pop

Regrets, I've had a few / but then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do / and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You could say she's got it all

With twenty years of drugs and drink
I thought the time had come to think
About standing up and saying that
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Some folks look for answers
Others look for fights
Some folks up in treetops
Just look to see the sights
I can tell your future
Look what's in your hand
I got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men's room walls
Maybe I've crossed the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong halls
But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Once there was this kid who
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white

This land is your land
This land is my land
We got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer permabanned

Well you wake up in the morning
You hear the work bell ring
You march up to the table
You see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table
Ain't no pork up in the pan
But you got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer banned

(Okay but what's a "wine farmer"? I mean, there are grape farmers, and there are vintners.)

Marc Almond could make it work

Has to be Scott Walker

Les Claypool

oh i meant the original question

Tom Waits

Waits, seconded