Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?

Karl Hyde

stephen malkmus

i  got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned in every part of town
i don't hate him but i know him i don't want him hanging around

Roger Miller (as in "King of the road")

"I got a
whoamophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
he shouted bout his free speech and didn't understand"

The Wurzels

Stephin Merritt

Noddy Holder

Tom Jones to the tune of "It's Not Unusual".

Steven Tyler, singing "Sweet Emotion":

Stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Lyle Lanley

I’m imagining it sung with a twangy voice in an upbeat, moderately fast country song for some reason

I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
That's what my baby feeds me
Cos I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned

xp That’s what I’m talkin’ about! (See my post upthread)

Gene Ween

Here is something you can’t understand
How I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
P.S. I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Roger Waters, circa The Final Cut

neil tennant

i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
but that’s childish, so childish

Aiden Moffat from Arab Strap.

Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

i saw the crescent
you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now

Ayyyyyy

The yard is nothing but a fence the sun just hurts my eyes somewhere
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannned penitence gardening at night. (Half hearted attempt, just can see Stipe making this work somehow).

I got a homophobe wine farmer permabanned
Read the scene where gravity is pulling me round

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games / With a government for hire in a combat site
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned breathing down... your... neck

Timbuk 3 dude

oh, now that you mention it, Butterfly from Shabazz Palaces

maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 12, 2020 2:31 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ayyyyyy

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, September 12, 2020 4:40 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gut busting laughter

Norah Jones

I've got the old man's car
I've got a jazz guitar
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

rubber band man wild as the taliban
9 in my right, 45 in my other hand
call me trouble man, always in trouble man
got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Lol

Malkmus

The Arab Strap

I got 21 seconds to flow
I got 21 seconds to go
'cause if you like me let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Richard Dawson

Now that fgti has chimed in, i can also point out this slips into "Lewis Takes Off His Shirt" with a little effort

And for me I am a vector / I am muscle, I am bone
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned / This is all I know

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Next pre-covers project, I call dibs on The Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permaband

i saw the crescent
you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

underrated!

People say Yo Humpty, you really funny lookin
That’s allright cause I get things cookin
I like my nose big and I like my girls permatanned
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

“I once got busy in an AOL chat room”

Come on brother, join the band,
Come on sisters, clap your hands,
Tell everybody that's in the land,
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
Cos you're a homophobic bigot wine farmer
And I got you permabanned

The dogs on Main Street howl 'cause they understand
If I could reach one moment into my hand
Mister I ain't a boy, no I'm a man
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

An old homophobic bigot wine farmer
turned ninety eight
Got permabanned
and died the next day

Icona Pop

Regrets, I've had a few / but then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do / and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am someone gets bigot farmers banned

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

I opened and read it, it said they were suckers

Sounds like a line from a Fun Lovin’ Criminals song to me.

I went to the country just the other day
To see my uncle Bill and sorta pass the time away
I asked him how he'd been since last I'd passed his way
He rubbed his chin - here's what he had to say:

My wife's been sick, the young ones too
And I'm darn near down with the flu
The cow's gone dry and them hens won't lay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The hogs took the cholera and they've all done died
The bees got mad and they left the hive
The weevils got the corn and the rain rotted the hay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The porch rotted down, that's more expense
The darned old mule he tore down the fence
The mortgage is due and I can't pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The cow broke in the field and eat up the beans
The darn rabbits they got the turnip greens
And my ma-in-law just moved in to stay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My land's so poor, so hard and yeller
You have to set on a sack of fertilizer to raise an umbreller
And it rains out here nearly every day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The well's gone dry and I have to tote the water
Up from the spring about a mile and a quarter
My helper, he quit for the lack of pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The house it leaks, it needs a new top
When it rains it wets everything we got
The chimney fell down just yesterday
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The corn meal's gone and the meat's run out
Got nothin' to kill to put in the smokehouse
The preacher's comin' Sunday to spend the day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The canned stuff's spoiled, else the jar's got broke
And all we got left is one old Billy goat
We're gonna have a new baby about the first of May
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My crop it rotted in the ground
I asked for another loan but the banker turned me down
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
So after all, everything's in pretty good shape

I cannot but hear this to the tune of Search And Destroy.

Whose voice do you hear when you read this headline?

https://www.messynessychic.com/2021/05/12/the-ruins-of-a-swinging-seventies-spa-that-kept-a-siberian-tiger-behind-the-bar/

^ deservedly forgotten Leonard Cohen track

Jonathan Richman "Lesbian Bar"

Marc Almond could make it work

Has to be Scott Walker

Les Claypool

oh i meant the original question

Tom Waits

Waits, seconded