Lyle Lanley
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Saturday, 12 September 2020 03:21 (three years ago) link
All day longI felt likeGetting a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedBut insteadI came hereAnd told people to fuck themselves until I got 51-ed
― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 September 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link
i got a homophobic I got a bigot wine farmerUH!i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedhttps://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjEyODYwYTItNmZiNy00MzU4LTkyYjgtMmJlMzYzMTIzMzZmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQwNDQ2ODk@._V1_.jpg
― peace, man, Saturday, 12 September 2020 05:35 (three years ago) link
george benson, all scatty style.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Saturday, 12 September 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link
alternately, keith jarrett in his off-mic old lady scatting voice.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Saturday, 12 September 2020 05:57 (three years ago) link
Karl Hyde
― jaymc, Saturday, 12 September 2020 06:12 (three years ago) link
stephen malkmus
― Roz, Saturday, 12 September 2020 06:23 (three years ago) link
i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned in every part of town i don't hate him but i know him i don't want him hanging around
― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, 12 September 2020 07:09 (three years ago) link
Roger Miller (as in "King of the road")
― Mark G, Saturday, 12 September 2020 07:39 (three years ago) link
"I got a whoamophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedhe shouted bout his free speech and didn't understand"
― Mark G, Saturday, 12 September 2020 07:43 (three years ago) link
The Wurzels
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link
Stephin Merritt
― mise róna (seandalai), Saturday, 12 September 2020 10:11 (three years ago) link
Noddy Holder
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link
Tom Jones to the tune of "It's Not Unusual".
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link
Steven Tyler, singing "Sweet Emotion":
Stand in the front just a shakin' your assI'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glassI'll talk about something you can sure understand'Cause I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― you’re crying, I’m farting (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:51 (three years ago) link
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 12 September 2020 12:06 (three years ago) link
I’m imagining it sung with a twangy voice in an upbeat, moderately fast country song for some reason
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
I like bread and butter,I like toast and jam,That's what my baby feeds meCos I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
xp That’s what I’m talkin’ about! (See my post upthread)
― Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
Gene Ween
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
Here is something you can’t understand How I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is StanP.S. I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Soz (Not Soz) (Vast Halo), Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
Roger Waters, circa The Final Cut
― Maresn3st, Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link
neil tennant
i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedbut that’s childish, so childish
― scanner darkly, Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link
Aiden Moffat from Arab Strap.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Saturday, 12 September 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link
Pretty little thing, let me light your candleI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 12 September 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
i saw the crescent you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, 12 September 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now
― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 12 September 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
Ayyyyyy
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
The yard is nothing but a fence the sun just hurts my eyes somewhereI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannned penitence gardening at night. (Half hearted attempt, just can see Stipe making this work somehow).
― BlackIronPrison, Saturday, 12 September 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link
I got a homophobe wine farmer permabannedRead the scene where gravity is pulling me round
― SlimAndSlam, Saturday, 12 September 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games / With a government for hire in a combat siteGot a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned breathing down... your... neck
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link
Timbuk 3 dude
― cwkiii, Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link
oh, now that you mention it, Butterfly from Shabazz Palaces
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link
maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 12, 2020 2:31 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkAyyyyyy― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, September 12, 2020 4:40 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 12, 2020 2:31 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, September 12, 2020 4:40 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Gut busting laughter
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 September 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
Norah Jones
― davey, Sunday, 13 September 2020 05:16 (three years ago) link
I've got the old man's carI've got a jazz guitarI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 13 September 2020 10:57 (three years ago) link
rubber band man wild as the taliban9 in my right, 45 in my other hand call me trouble man, always in trouble man got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Sunday, 13 September 2020 11:58 (three years ago) link
Lol
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 September 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link
Malkmus
― Leighton Buzzword (dog latin), Sunday, 13 September 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
The Arab Strap
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 September 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link
I got 21 seconds to flowI got 21 seconds to go'cause if you like me let me knowLet me in the studioI got 21 seconds before I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 13 September 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
Richard Dawson
― where do all these unsold amps go? (gaudio), Sunday, 13 September 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
Now that fgti has chimed in, i can also point out this slips into "Lewis Takes Off His Shirt" with a little effort
And for me I am a vector / I am muscle, I am boneI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned / This is all I know
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link
Hold it now and watch the hoodwinkAs I make you stop, thinkYou'll think you're looking at AquamanI summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet SwissI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― peace, man, Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
Next pre-covers project, I call dibs on The Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permaband
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
i saw the crescentyou got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
underrated!
― naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
People say Yo Humpty, you really funny lookinThat’s allright cause I get things cookinI like my nose big and I like my girls permatannedGot a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Siegbran, Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
“I once got busy in an AOL chat room”
― Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
Come on brother, join the band,Come on sisters, clap your hands,Tell everybody that's in the land,I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link
This morning it's...
"I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedTell me Who do you love..?"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 07:16 (three years ago) link
Threadbump.
Okay, 'fess up, Neanderthal. Was this your doing?
― cilantro vs. wade (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 January 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link
All 30000 of my sock accounts conspired to do the impossible!
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 January 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link
But homophobic bigot wine farmer you can tell me if anyone can,Baby, can you dig your ban?It’s a perma-ban
― peace, man, Saturday, 9 January 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
Here is something you can’t understandHow I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, September 12, 2020
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link
I'm not your loverI'm not your friendI am someone gets bigot farmers banned
― cilantro vs. wade (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 January 2021 01:38 (three years ago) link
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedI opened and read it, it said they were suckers
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 January 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link
Sounds like a line from a Fun Lovin’ Criminals song to me.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link
I went to the country just the other dayTo see my uncle Bill and sorta pass the time awayI asked him how he'd been since last I'd passed his wayHe rubbed his chin - here's what he had to say:
My wife's been sick, the young ones tooAnd I'm darn near down with the fluThe cow's gone dry and them hens won't layBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
The hogs took the cholera and they've all done diedThe bees got mad and they left the hiveThe weevils got the corn and the rain rotted the hayBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
The porch rotted down, that's more expenseThe darned old mule he tore down the fenceThe mortgage is due and I can't payBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
The cow broke in the field and eat up the beansThe darn rabbits they got the turnip greensAnd my ma-in-law just moved in to stayBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
My land's so poor, so hard and yellerYou have to set on a sack of fertilizer to raise an umbrellerAnd it rains out here nearly every dayBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
The well's gone dry and I have to tote the waterUp from the spring about a mile and a quarterMy helper, he quit for the lack of payBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
The house it leaks, it needs a new topWhen it rains it wets everything we gotThe chimney fell down just yesterdayBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
The corn meal's gone and the meat's run outGot nothin' to kill to put in the smokehouseThe preacher's comin' Sunday to spend the dayBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
The canned stuff's spoiled, else the jar's got brokeAnd all we got left is one old Billy goatWe're gonna have a new baby about the first of MayBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
My crop it rotted in the groundI asked for another loan but the banker turned me downBut I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okaySo after all, everything's in pretty good shape
― ridingstarbassxd (unregistered), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:20 (three years ago) link
I cannot but hear this to the tune of Search And Destroy.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 10 January 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link
Whose voice do you hear when you read this headline?
https://www.messynessychic.com/2021/05/12/the-ruins-of-a-swinging-seventies-spa-that-kept-a-siberian-tiger-behind-the-bar/
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 11:46 (two years ago) link
^ deservedly forgotten Leonard Cohen track
― Sarah Jessica Parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 11:48 (two years ago) link
Jonathan Richman "Lesbian Bar"
― what's fgti up to these days? nothing. she's fake (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 11:57 (two years ago) link
Marc Almond could make it work
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 12:26 (two years ago) link
Has to be Scott Walker
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link
Les Claypool
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:36 (two years ago) link
oh i meant the original question
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link
Tom Waits
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link
Waits, seconded
― balsamic panic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link