hotkey (similar to b) to bookmark and go to the next unread bookmark. would save me the terrible burden of having to move my fingers a little on the trackpad to scroll to the top, where the bookmarks are, and go to the next one. but at least for me, when i'm in bookmark mode (which is pretty constant), that's what i'm doing, just going to the next one on the list
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link
*presses b*
ohhh!
― mise róna (seandalai), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
Welcome to advance zone *hands you the power glove*
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
KM, just hit the number 1 or 2 or 3 after you press b!
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
OH MY GOD YES
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
*burn myself alive along with the power glove, acknowledging that i have never truly seen advance zone*
but seriously thank you!
btw if you hit b-2 fifty times in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYq4OZYqF1E
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
doctors HATE this dad who discovered this weird trick for Reading Content
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 11 September 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
and it's all thanks to trump finally ending obama's dangerous regulations!!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
dear diary i always dreamed about it and today it finally happened
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link
sorry i'm not a 90s kid -- idgi
― sarahell, Sunday, 13 September 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
an html code where every signed-in user reads it as their name. so like, you'd type ^^&&^^ and i'd read "treeship," ulysses "ulysses" etc. lot of potential for chaos with this one
― treeship., Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link
we already have that, just type TREESHIPlike this: TREESHIP sure proposed one bad idea for the site!should be showing up on your end?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link
hmm not sure how to show you how to do it without it displayingsorry TREESHIP
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link
uh, that seems too fancy for ILX, that would be more of an idea for the larger, more luxurious MDX
― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link
i am bankrolling this idea now
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
i like this idea a lot - get some VC funding for it, figure out how to monetize down the road
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link
maybe one in 4 times you do it, it says AMERICAN EXPRESS instead of TREESHIP?
what i also like is how much time this is going to save me
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link
KARL MALONE you're gonna love the way you look
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
I do love the way I look. thanks, ulysses!
― mh, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
thank you, TREESHIP! "you're gonna love the way you look. AMERICAN EXPRESS guarantee it"
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
It's not working on my end. I typed that text string and it accidentally summoned the souls of the damned, who are currently dragging me down into the pits of dooomommmweti298y4q0hgs
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
KARL MALONE i wasn't talking to you
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
YE MAD PUFFIN this thing still has some bugs but I'm Lovin' It
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
we're going to be so fucking rich
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
TREESHIP otm, treeship is going to be sorry he walked away from this thread after making the pitch
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
DOCTOR CASINO mesa lika da new gungan transumpalator, issa maxi beeg beeg okeyday!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link
Okay, I'm back with a new idea: all posts should get the Swedish Chef treatment via the EnCheferizer plugin.
Let me do a quick test.
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
Okeydooookey, I'm backiflurgl with a neweynew ideadebjorky: all postiflurges shouldahurby gettaa the Swedish Chef treatmentgeburpl via the EnCheferizer plugindehurky.
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
bork bork bork
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
YE MAD PUFFIN The team here at Disney appreciates your exuberance but is sending a C/D order as of 2pm; please refrain from continued usage of our copyrighted language as issa beeg no-no.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:36 AM
don't be sorry, KARL MALONE, you didn't walk away, you fucking dropped the mic and retired on top
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link
xp YMP you had a few typos in there (all, via, a couple other short ones)
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
KARL MALONE there are still some bugs that the ilx team of code-monkeys is presumably working on. Ideally we should be able to state a preference for Jar-Jar, Swedish Chef, or Yoda.
Yoda in beta-testing is.
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
of course -- all men -- typical.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
SARAHELL we got twilight sparkle for the ladies (mostly for the bronies tbh)
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link
uh gross!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link
SARAHELL the system has auto-flagged you for yucking the system’s yums.Friendship is magic.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link
wtf ulysses i never did that, it was TREESHIP!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
DOCTOR CASINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link
I've changed my mind about One Thread.
We need two, one for politics and one for whatever the fuck is left.
ilwtfil
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
#twothreads
#onecup
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link
I would like a "bump all bookmarks" button next to "delete all bookmarks", that retains all my bookmarks but advances them to the latest post. "Mark all as read" in other words.
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
i would pay a dollar
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link
I'd pay $50
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
Thats a great idea
― stet, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link
welcomeBack()
― @sic_bot (✔️) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
honestly if bookmarks had been organized/the delete option had been available / this "bump all bookmarks" option had been available, i would never have changed my username
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link