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THE GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!! I'M NOT SELLING IT (NOT BIASED). HAUNTINGLY MELODIC. WEBER'S RUBBERY BASS IMPREGNATES NORMA WINSTONES SUPERFLOUS VOICE. BILL FRISELL NOODLES IN THE BACKGROUND (JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH). AN ALBUM TO MELT OVER. REMINDS ME OF THE GREAT GREAT GARY BURTON LP "RING" DON'T CRITICIZE MY REVIEW IT'S MY OPINION ONLY (I'M NOT SAYING I'M CORRECT). I HAVE PLAYED IT APPROXIMATELY 275 TIMES !!! (five stars)

you know it's good when they start making up their own words.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

nvm, that one clearly belongs in the greatest user reviews.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

WEBER'S RUBBERY BASS IMPREGNATES NORMA WINSTONES SUPERFLOUS VOICE

I did not want to read this today.

pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

hey if i read it, you have to as well.

that begs a question though: when is a good day to read that sentence?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link

_WEBER'S RUBBERY BASS IMPREGNATES NORMA WINSTONES SUPERFLOUS VOICE_


I did not want to read this today.

Ha, thought this was on another thread for a second, won’t say which.

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link

"random old rap you are loving"

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Friday, 11 September 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/Mr_Veteran16/rating77735194

^some rymer dude wrote a 2,560-word review about how Mike Posner's 'I Took a Pill in Ibiza' falls short of its ambition because it lacks the pathos of Bowie and Queen and Joy Division (or something like that — nfw am I reading the entire thing)

(peech) or (buht ih-moh-jee) (unregistered), Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

If only someone could tell Mike Posner about this that he may see the error of his ways.

pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

done

(peech) or (buht ih-moh-jee) (unregistered), Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

the underlying problem with Posner is still there: he has no star power whatsoever. He had none on Cooler On Me, and on here he has even less.

rymbro is actually arguing that 0 is less than 0

(peech) or (buht ih-moh-jee) (unregistered), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

He forgot to mention that 'I Took a Pill in Ibiza' also falls short of Beethoven's Große Fuge as performed by the Arditti String Quartet.

pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

🖼

Very ... bemused Satan?
He forgot to mention that 'I Took a Pill in Ibiza' also falls short of Beethoven's _Große Fuge_ as performed by the Arditti String Quartet.


Version I heard by the Arditti, live at the Library of Congress, was very scrappy so Posner might be better.

Boring, Maryland, Monday, 19 October 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

one year passes...
one year passes...

wow ilx poster rob has some explaining to do

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 June 2023 02:19 (nine months ago) link

I’d think someone named “Rob” would understand Big Thief

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Friday, 23 June 2023 02:46 (nine months ago) link


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