HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer

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that's pretty much what it was like. he was extremely tough - there were cashiers in the front, 10 feet away, who didn't even know what had happened until later. even me, right by him - i don't think i noticed until a few seconds into it. it was the splash of all the oil onto the floor and fryer area that i noticed first

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

one of the big cliques in our school were the cowboys. he was older than me by about 5 years, but he was definitely a cowboy. as you'd expect, one big thing about them was toughness and not crying and just trying to be a badass. or not trying to be, i guess - they'd fucking burn their arms in a deep fryer and not even scream, that seems legit.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

did this friend in OP have a trucker hat

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

to KM's co-worker, did they sell any of the seafood cooked in the now tainted basket

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

welp i made the mistake of watching Kerm's video

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

no they did not. it went straight to the soylent green factory for speciality packaging

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

It's ok onimo, I know I will be compelled to watch lots of things I probably shouldn't due to morbid curiosity, that's the way of the internet. That's even worse than the Mungo Jerry anti-drink-driving ad they showed on tv in the 90s.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

Next time I have a dire medical emergency involving a deep-fried hand I am definitely going to Google "hand immersed in deep fryer" first, and when that doesn't give me much good advice I am going to log onto a message board (any old board will do in an emergency!) and post about it, in case anyone there has some words of wisdom to share. afaik, this is SOP for severe burns. thx, Richard 3 for showing me how its done by a pro!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

was that where they showed Mungo Jerry sentenced to being run over by a drunk driver due to writing "In the Summertime"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

xpost? idek anymore

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

It's not as bad when you know what's coming.

But still, aged 12 this was =0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

horrifying.

they're actually mouthing the lyrics to Mungo Jerry.

wow, i don't think I'll sleep tonight.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

oh and they're all dead at the end? neat.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

^best game

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link


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