I did not need to watch that
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
sorry CaAL - figured reposting a video in the 'HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer' came with an implicit health warning
― オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link
disappointed that no-one responded 'madness' to Richard 3
― オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
this is a hell of a short story
"sustained grunt" is haunting
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
a sustained grunt would be what i'd imagine you'd muster if transfixed by a longbow
― imago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
that's pretty much what it was like. he was extremely tough - there were cashiers in the front, 10 feet away, who didn't even know what had happened until later. even me, right by him - i don't think i noticed until a few seconds into it. it was the splash of all the oil onto the floor and fryer area that i noticed first
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
one of the big cliques in our school were the cowboys. he was older than me by about 5 years, but he was definitely a cowboy. as you'd expect, one big thing about them was toughness and not crying and just trying to be a badass. or not trying to be, i guess - they'd fucking burn their arms in a deep fryer and not even scream, that seems legit.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
did this friend in OP have a trucker hat
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
to KM's co-worker, did they sell any of the seafood cooked in the now tainted basket
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
welp i made the mistake of watching Kerm's video
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
no they did not. it went straight to the soylent green factory for speciality packaging
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
It's ok onimo, I know I will be compelled to watch lots of things I probably shouldn't due to morbid curiosity, that's the way of the internet. That's even worse than the Mungo Jerry anti-drink-driving ad they showed on tv in the 90s.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Next time I have a dire medical emergency involving a deep-fried hand I am definitely going to Google "hand immersed in deep fryer" first, and when that doesn't give me much good advice I am going to log onto a message board (any old board will do in an emergency!) and post about it, in case anyone there has some words of wisdom to share. afaik, this is SOP for severe burns. thx, Richard 3 for showing me how its done by a pro!
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
was that where they showed Mungo Jerry sentenced to being run over by a drunk driver due to writing "In the Summertime"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link
xpost? idek anymore
It's not as bad when you know what's coming.
But still, aged 12 this was =0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
horrifying.
they're actually mouthing the lyrics to Mungo Jerry.
wow, i don't think I'll sleep tonight.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
oh and they're all dead at the end? neat.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/i5UNioOalChHp9AMUoWVVE7BKBreKhPxlmau-jG_SSxuj_CdDWzEvH3CfoRHfRGmE86wt9JGo6Ej3IZJTXouX20Xd_NNNqOY8AQgYoF9
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link
^best game
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link