YANKEES 2020 fsck you

Another loss...dem boys are looking pretty bad these days. Let’s hope this is the bottom.

welcome to third place

three game series against the Jays up next!

https://i.imgur.com/9q4k69F.jpg

lol

10 run inning for the Jays!

adam ottovino is a good guy but dag

Poor Cashman, witnessed the carnage in person, then probably hit the whiskey later on wondering where he went wrong

Another L!

Wouldn't you prefer to think of it as a W for Thermo?

anyway this team does not deserve to be in your head

is it bad that at this point I am secretly hoping for a benign, non-symptomatic, clubhouse-wide covid inefection?

about to be half a game ahead of the orioles

finally something to care about this season

The Jays thread is cold and lonely. Just figured I’d talk about the series here.

My bandwagon is out of the garage, idling in the driveway, almost ready to go.

It is definitely "if George were alive" szn

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) September 9, 2020

yankees ace deivi garcia

The night belongs to gleyber

Garcia looked p damn good today.

I’ll keep thinking his name is our shared Damaso Garcia

Cole throwing 98 in the 7th

i do love the_higster

just finish outta the money

Shutout ! Holy 1982 Batman

Frazier makin dem plays in RF

Chad Green takes the mound and a nation inhales

Sanchez struck out first time up, now down to .126

They took Ursh & Mike Stanton off the IL today.

he's made out of glass but let's not deadname him

I don't know who fangraph is pic.twitter.com/59VypfZNgQ

— John Sterling Calls (@JSterlingCalls) August 31, 2020

they're already selling t-shirts

I mean Sterling is dependable for about 10-15 clueless old man lines a night, but this is obviously a joke

This is inhumane

oof

how am i only just now learning that aroldis shit himself on the mound last weekend

You mean metaphorically?

i do not.

https://yanksgoyard.com/2020/09/17/yankees-aroldis-chapman-poop-boone-confirmation

Lol whut

I thought from what Boone said that they came for the mound visit because he looked to be in pain—not that he didn't make it into the clubhouse in time! But this is better.

happy 35th to yankee legend joba chamberlain

No chad green noooo

Greenie is going to be the downfall of the season, just wait

you are doing the lord’s work watching this team

lol

It’s up to “higgy” fuckin hell

“Ballgame over. Yankees lose. Yankees loooooooose.”

That would be so great if he folded that into the repertoire.

The bright side of this season is only 2 or 3 games invested in a first round elimination.

“Guess who just back today”

dj wins the batting title, becomes the first guy to do it in JV leagues

Afterman, though, has helped Cashman with some of his mischief. Cashman had once been using a cheap machine that produced fake flatulence, and she bought him a higher-quality one she called “the Fartmaster 4000.” (Cashman has burned through many of those.) He hid the device in the visiting players’ lounge at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia during the 2009 World Series and watched from an adjacent room.

um

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/29/sports/baseball/brian-cashman-yankees.html?action=click&module=Editors%20Picks&pgtype=Homepage

i think we may have just found a new nickname for the 2020 Yankees