"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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the new layout is awful.

I actually have taken a one week vacation from FB (using messenger only) and Jesus, why didn't I do this earlier. my mood has been so much better.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 15:37 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

Now they're trying to beat Twitch I guess?

Continual failures and embarrassments like trying to turn Marketplace into an Amazon/Ebay alternative (but with useless search capabilities), creating an Instagram platform for TikTok people to port their content over including the TikTok watermarks, the different attempts to be a streaming video platform... and Zuck is still worth $30+ billion?!

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:16 (three months ago) link

FB now is kinda like if you built a shelf 15 years ago, and every so often, you kept making useless improvements to it to the point where now it doesn't even serve the original purpose of holding things up, and there are nails poking out, loose screws, and even a syringe or two lying around on it

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:20 (three months ago) link

Maybe if Zoomers start watching Among Us on there it will move away from being Boomer Jonestown.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 02:28 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

> the half-dozen pictures that he posts individually

15 today. it snowed in paris.

koogs, Saturday, 16 January 2021 22:14 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

I check Marketplace every few days hoping for the world’s cheapest Rhodes piano to fall into my lap.

I’ve started reporting obvious guns and ammo posts (“Freedom Seeds” with a picture of an ammo box) and not a single one has ever been taken down by Facebook.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:08 (two weeks ago) link

Had someone genuinely ask me this a few months ago, to which I responded "hahaha I'm 30, bro."

hourspass, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:18 (two weeks ago) link

xpost the bots are shit and the actual real person moderators are all alt-righters. explains why "men are trash" gets you a ban, but stuff like the above or transphobic posts don't.

I think even "shut up" triggers the bots

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:33 (two weeks ago) link

The only time Ive ever seen a FB post I reported get removed was one with a necrophila image in it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:56 (one week ago) link

But my bf and his friends podcast? It has a FB group and the members LOVE to swear at each other a lot, its sort of the aussie schtick (loads of "gimme a cake you cunt" and so on), and apparently lately loads of posts have been going into the censor bitbucket.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:57 (one week ago) link

Friend of mine got a post from years ago removed which was just an Islamic State map with their projected territory - he'd posted it because it included Portugal and Spain, with the comment "I think those two were included for better football results?".

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 11:57 (one week ago) link

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