I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

The 'But' really clinches it (the butt really clenches it).

gotta include the burrito post which made me snort like 3 times

Shit, long story, but back in 1998 me and about 14 other LA-area people who were HUGE fans of Eve 6 (you remember them - "wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion, rendezvous and I'm through with you!"; great song) were paid by their label RCA Records to walk a few blocks down Hollywood Blvd to the Capitol Records building where there was a big release party going on for Garth Brooks because of three albums of his they were re-releasing that day. Me and all the other Eve 6 guys, we called ourselves The Sixers like it was like our gang name, and we did anything RCA told us to do to promote Eve 6. Anyway, one day that April, Capitol Records literally paid us $500 each to go walk down there, scope them all out, identify the weakest targets, and then get back to our rental car, drive it up to the Garth Brooks thing and run out and kidnap four of his fans, take them to the alley behind the Sunset Blvd Denny's, and beat them to within inches of their life with baseball bats. RCA thought this would somehow increase Eve 6's record sales! Of course we all did this without hesitation because hey it was 1998, MDMA was a new drug (that we were all taking), we were fueled by that and the propulsive energy of Eve 6, and frankly we needed the money!!!

Anyway, yeah, cliffs notes version for the thread: Eve 6 fans call themselves "Sixers," or at least we did back in '98.

― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, September 5, 2020 6:17 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Puffin post is dogshit

^Sixer

Clearly

"dogshit" from the renowned author of Hipster Puppies!!!

puffin’s post is one of the only gags reposted to this thread that actually made me irl chuckle in a good while. though tbf my sense of humor froze in place at 14 i think.

froze ... like a jug of icy pee ... in the conference room

things Whiney G. Weingarten should avoid posting about if he wants to not be clowned: dogs, Subway, drowning, the Beatles ...

also: music, books, films, white people

whiney it is embarrassing to be the guy policing the "I lol'd" thread if you're a full grown adult, let ppl fuckin lol

lol I know a Noothgrush dude irl ... he rarely lols.

Luv u Whiney but every time u hop on a high horse I feel compelled to remind u that Skrillex is not a guitarist

ok whiney a full grown adult, now THAT is a legit lol

okay guys, point has been made.

please dogpile on whiney over here
The thread in which Whiney attempts to answer the top 529 eternal questions in popular music

Oof

tbf it was a weird setup to have that not-that-funny YMP post first and only afterwards realize that it was the underdeveloped and derivative spawn of a much better post by someone else

the burrito post was not good

but burrito made a real effort

effort is the key to humor

Guys we need an.... adjudication

YE MAD POLLFIN VS BURR...

the burrito post was not good

― brimstead, Saturday, September 5, 2020 10:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

your mom was not good

the post-burrito was dogshit

You know what else is not good? A two-year-old excelsior thread.

^huffy coz deadnamed by the OP

Oh wait hang on are you Hurt1ng or kkvgz

tough times for all us xlsers

I'm kkvgz.

Okay now I see what the problem is. My (admittedly lame/lazy) was intended for the original thread (which has essentially become one extremely long stupid in-joke about Insane Clown Posse).

I never intended it to go into the Excelsior thread. Which is, and should be, reserved for things that are actually funny in their own right. I guess I got confused by the verbatim repost of the entire Sixer thing here.

Apologies. I will go and appropriately scourge my flesh with nettles and vinegar.

Carry on.

well, I liked it

Trout catches Salmon

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, September 6, 2020 11:38 AM

Very baseball-centric, but I quoted it on Facebook today.

https://i.cbc.ca/1.5715332.1599553319!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_1180/southern-california-wildfires.jpg
a surreal year

― rob, Tuesday, September 8, 2020 1:37 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This fall, Pixar brings you the heartwarming story of a firefighter and his best friend, a lightpost that's alive for some reason.

― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, September 8, 2020 1:43 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is some epic teamwork here

nothing wrong with crying to a good song tho

― Karl Malone, Saturday, September 19, 2020 10:52 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A bit weird when it's "Detachable Penis"

― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 19, 2020 10:54 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Your own
detachable

― kinder, Saturday, September 19, 2020 12:10 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

vg+

always enjoy triangle passing that leads to a goal

This might be my least favorite thread on ilx. Total non-issue at best, akin to collaboration at worst.

― James Gandolfini the Grey (PBKR), Saturday, September 19, 2020 4:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

collaboration in what sense?

― sarahell, Saturday, September 19, 2020 4:10 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ohhh as in "collaboration" like in the phrase "collaborate with Nazis to commit genocide"? ... and not "collaborate on an interdisciplinary performance piece involving poetry, dance, and ambient electronica" ???

― sarahell, Saturday, September 19, 2020 5:10 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

People have been lying about JFK's health for decades.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, October 5, 2020 3:11 AM bookmarkflaglink

for the record, he didn't make it.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, October 5, 2020 3:13 AM bookmarkflaglink

“Reach down in between my legs, ease the seat back”
What is happening here

― calstars, Thursday, October 8, 2020 12:51 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

well calstars when a david lee roth and a woman love each other very much

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, October 8, 2020 12:54 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

North Carolina has an open seat coming up in 2022, hopefully we can find a Dem to run who isn’t gunning to be the dixieland version of Anthony Weiner

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, October 15, 2020 6:40 PM

more like dick-see land am I right

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, October 15, 2020 6:46 PM

Not much activity here, so what the hell.

did you laugh out loud tho

I smiled visibly. It's the kind of pun I would have been proud of myself for making, had I made it.

you'e a good man

it's a lol, call it

quality dick-see lol

winn(ing) dick-see

whistling dick-see

and the inevitable

dick-see land jizz band

... living it up at the joketell california!

https://i.imgur.com/BFFJFxG.png