WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

sure is, proud papa!

truckbaby x1000

You talk a small game for someone with such a big truck.

hate when i'm driving my 18 wheeler and this happens

Like you all have never heard of a baby carrier.

m'lady

strong Transformers 9 energy

#ElDoradoFire | SAN BERNARDINO/ INYO/ MONO UNIT |
El Dorado Fire Cause pic.twitter.com/PNBQWMXMwK

— CAL FIRE (@CAL_FIRE) September 7, 2020

assholes

sanpaku posted about that this morning, along with ANOTHER gender reveal fire (that one was only 10 acres, though)

fucking crazy man

surely a cake would suffice

throw some candles on there, you can still burn shit down while revealing

https://i.imgur.com/m94366y.jpg

I hate these can u imagine if gay people invited their family over for a party so they could wear shirts that said “the cum came from HERE and went THERE!” my family would never speak to me again pic.twitter.com/PRvKQc5AQr

— dylan (@dylaneatswings) November 23, 2020

How it started. How it’s going. pic.twitter.com/KZaFkFgGrU

— YS (@NYinLA2121) December 1, 2020

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/man-killed-cannon-baby-shower-trnd/index.html

the fact that it was an irl ~cannon~ filled with ~too mich gunpowder~

like

folks

what were they even trying to do here bc surely their intent was not to kill a friend jfc

The homeowner had purchased the cannon at an auction and had fired it several times before

imagine having this dolt for a neighbour.

Would it be untoward to say... that someone wasn't expecting?

not untoward at all.. very toward actually

CNN supposedly such a trusted news source, and yet, not one word about the baby's gender.

Someone blew up a gravel pit with tannerite for a goddamn GENDER REVEAL and now our tap water is brown.

— Maggie ‘The Sluttiest Little Farmer’ Jasmin (@Magsalicious) April 22, 2021

What, what I ask you, is wrong with the hets

what indeed

UPDATE: Kingston police say approx. 80 pounds of Tannerite were used at that gender reveal party that caused a massive explosion that shook homes for miles. Man who detonated it has turned himself in to police and is cooperating. Police haven’t decided on charges. @UnionLeader

— Jason Schreiber (@Schreibernews) April 22, 2021

fun context--in its intended purpose tannerite is supposed to be used 1-2 lbs at a time.

also, new hampshire

would've been better if they'd made the water blue or pink depending on the sex of the child.

and yet trans people are considered the danger to society

lol

My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met

— ALEX “THE POSTING PHREAK” PTAK (@PtakJokes) April 23, 2021

lmao

maybe the worst ever

I'll never delete Facebook. pic.twitter.com/FXXqKkU34p

— Leo I guess (@Leodgrad) September 18, 2021

oh wow, uh, congratulations big guy

i’m surprised she didnt include a gleeful selfie of her peeing on the stick as well

hahaha

idgi, is the premise that she might have frozen the pregnancy test in a popsicle and then documented it's melting and his reaction, if she were NOT pregnant?

oops its. please saddle me with cone of shame asap

has anyone saved the 9/11 version of this? dead link above.

https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg

obvs not really the right thread but

my most hated genre of family photos pic.twitter.com/ndJFmMDlum

— amy ⚢ (@chlorofem) December 19, 2021

🤮

The absolute CHAOS of this onesie my mom sent us for the baby… pic.twitter.com/wH7l9sASBI

— Evan D. Watkins (@VanWatz) March 11, 2022

Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap

I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.

i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it

looks like it was designed on horseback

looks like it was designed on horseback

lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.

https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/

And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.

lmao/r.i.p.

i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them

in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.

First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.

... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.

"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."