Your weekly burrito consumption

If a hole appeared inside your roof
And a burrito fell through it, like POOF!
And landed on your lap real hard
You'd notice it

If after you had ate your snack
You felt a violent need to crap
"I really hope it's just a fart!"
You'd notice it

Woke up craving a breakfast burrito. Out of potatoes. Found these bad boys in the freezer. Let’s do it. pic.twitter.com/Y8unL6DcpL

— Josh Scherer (@MythicalChef) July 19, 2020

wish I had something even that 'appetizing' in my freezer atm

lol he's making a break burrito with Friday's apps

kind of annoying when you try a new place and your burrito comes with sauce and cheese all over the outside instead of wrapped up in foil so you can eat it with your hands

one of my favorite burritos is covered in a thin tomato sauce

0 burritos this week
1 chimi eaten this week
it was not a quality chimi
but it was an ok chimi
and not a burrito
good night

I eat 1 or 2 burritos per year. I have calculated that this amounts to 0.02876704447 of a burrito per week.