Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

“do you have something to mend my broken heart?”

Call Me (When My Prescription is Ready)

Let's Stay Together (After We Leave Walgreens)

listen, i know this is a wheel of fortune mess-up clip but seriously

Please say sike LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/VTmQIVpmMw

— 𝙼𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚉, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚞𝚛𝚞 (@mamaztheguru) September 30, 2020

on the spot dicespin is a longtime classic, that kid ended up winning the game!

A play in three acts pic.twitter.com/fIm9PDGaDN

— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) October 21, 2020

my friend accidentally showed this image to a covid test site worker instead of his appointment number. just silently held it up against his closed window. https://t.co/5iJeAClYad

— Elena Saavedra Buckley (@elenasb_) October 19, 2020

take as old as time
booty and the beast

this is insane pic.twitter.com/KogLC9rpEy

— pj harvey keitel (@scott4listener) October 29, 2020

jesus, call the fbi on that guy

I'm 100% certain he's already on some sort of watchlist.

https://www.tiktok.com/@adinboyer/video/6888450826562555142

Huge respect to the car in front of me pic.twitter.com/LG4qypYKGn

— Jacob Geller (@yacobg42) October 31, 2020

how does he actually look like all of them pic.twitter.com/AjjUKhOCXi

— nadia (@nrasidi) November 16, 2020

trippy

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/135489004_10158946781446635_6470061056584725771_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=2&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=aaeHugdm39cAX9hWmP4&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=9ae9102787f493cfbe8045863d76010f&oe=601C5DD7

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty” pic.twitter.com/A2e6rmroGD

— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) January 7, 2021

I love this

bahahaha. PWNED VIA GETTY!

pic.twitter.com/3EXAJuIsvP

— Radagast the Brown (@RadagastTBrown) January 12, 2021

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoKaSZEVkBQIyYN?format=png&name=360x360

lmao

Strap on yr shoes, yr going to Poon School

https://www.tiktok.com/@outdooreliza/video/6914297810359782662

all I care about is the bonus content for Dutch speakers here:

@curvytheatrenerd：ok but bef in Dutch literally means to eat p |_| $$ y so 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlPGPupdd8

"I'm here live, I'm not a cat" - life in 2021

his strangled "dahhhhh" at the beginning of that is 24 karat gold

that is the best

oh fuck

https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1794660_10156572280435304_6895432259658976137_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=3&_nc_sid=19026a&_nc_ohc=Y6vKukLqdK4AX86XlgA&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=f80a1869c2cb3f579a568ed58400fa80&oe=6049D94A

looks like Rubio was wrong

that was amazing

"rod ponton"
amazing

thanks to eric for posting this here as i was able to share it on the work-wide email list today before everyone sees it on facebook tomorrow

three people have already sent it to me

Easily the single most powerful interaction in the history of Facebook Camry owners groups pic.twitter.com/jjkW1Vvf87

— fitzy (@fivewaylogjam) February 15, 2021

Now that's a Facebook group.

This looks like something from Repo Man 2000.

https://i.imgur.com/gJwBSog.jpg

The most blasphemous Star Trek shitpost I have ever made or could possibly ever make. You've been warned. pic.twitter.com/hxQAYlzhxk

— David Lebo (@leboism) February 19, 2021

✔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEHHB6rnMI

^ go to minute 7 here, it is very special.

that weird little typing song she launches into (before the sunglasses go on and the costume change) is disturbingly similar to my "counting game" that i constantly played in my head through my adolescence. thank god i finally god the counting game out of my head, it is a nightmare

lmao!! amazing find

7:00: Okay, T-Bone! Time for some serious crunching!

I'm using Windows
Windows, Windows 386
So all my app-li-cations are running at once
My report right now, is scattered all over my desk
W-w-w-windows will pull these files together real quick
I got pieces in one spreadsheet
I got pieces in another
I got pieces that have never been close to one another
Some are in the da-ta-base where things are pretty stuffy
Some are in the word pro-cess-or, that's where it gets fluffy(?)
W-w-windows, W-w-windows, Windows 386
Will pull these parts together and do it mighty quick
I'll cut and paste, cut-and-paste until it's in Pagemaker
Then I'll slick it up to be T-Bone's heartbreaker.

(Linda takes off her clothes)

"Here's the spreadsheet data you asked for Linda..."

WILLIAM!

"Linda! Uh-oh. These are 1-2-3 files. That doesn't look like 1-2-3."

8:13 - It's Na-Na-Not!
1-2-2-2-3! But don't wo-rry Will-iam, just hand the disk to me!
BARK BARK BARK
I got! Several applications looking mighty slick
Running un-der Win-dows 386!
BARK BARK BARK
In one of the win-dows I've got 1-2-2-2-3
Running at the same time as the others, can't you see?
BARK BARK BARK
I can cut and paste your files in-to my report
Or I can make them look bet-ter with Mi-cro-soft Chart
Charts is Charts is Charts is what I got
CYMBAL SPLASH
Now I'm gonna show you how to make the thing look hot!
BARK

"I'm in accounting! Nothing ever looks hot!"

SYNTH SOLO

Stand! Back William, stand b-b-b-back
Windows 386! IS ON THE ATTACK!

CYMBAL SPLASH, SYNTH SOLO CONTINUES WITH VAGUE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE INTERPOLATIONS AND VINYL SCRATCHING

"Wooooooow..."

forks, i'm really sorry but we're going to need you to use your 386 to update that draft. we LOVE the hyphens, but there aren't enough of them! Linda's song should have hyphens between each-and-ev-e-ry-syll-a-ble. Due-by-end-of-Day!

w-w-w-why

So many urges to say out loud "MOM! Like, OMG stop! Ughhh seriously oh my GAWD mom please"

WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets. pic.twitter.com/IX5CrM6tep

— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 23, 2021

For a few seconds, the generic background music in this Reuters video sounds like it's going to resolve into a rendition of North American Scum. Just so you're not as disappointed as I was, let me tell you up front that it takes a different musical direction. But don't let that detract from your enjoyment of the rollerskating cops of Karachi.

Some serious Police Academy vibes in portions of that clip