Your favourite misread ILX thread titles!

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Stop trying to make "What's the dildo?" happen

... (Eazy), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

The Libertines - The Leigh Brackett poll

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

Things you were violently ill when you learned

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 11:22 (three years ago) link

How Do You Make A Martian?

オニモ (onimo), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

Thread of People Who Don’t Read Music

Hit It And Quit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

*raises hand*

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

Bill James Dio?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 September 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

That awful ILX poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc

pomenitul, Monday, 7 September 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

Lol

Quit It And Hit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 September 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

British composer Whiney G. Weingarten

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

Annie for people who hate Annie

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 14 September 2020 08:37 (three years ago) link

Let's not poll... RYM's Top 50 Albums of All Time

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

mayo: the devil’s clinic

... (Eazy), Saturday, 19 September 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

That awful poll with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 21 September 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

the "America is broken and we're loving it" thread

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 September 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

Limp Bizkit vs. Baker vs. _______

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 04:13 (three years ago) link

Autumn 2020: Is Everyone Getting Dinner or Is It Just Me?

neith moon (ledge), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 07:39 (three years ago) link

okay people, misread away:

It's the ILX All-Time Milm and Foovies Poll! -- Nominations Thread

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

How Do You Do Sir. Coffee? Poll

Evan, Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Recommend Me Some MAGA

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

Bands you keep trying to follow but can't

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 October 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

Butts you keep trying to like but can't get into

sarahell, Monday, 12 October 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

the complete peanuts (or fantanographics: S/D)

pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

How many Booker whining novels have you read?

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Thursday, 15 October 2020 11:09 (three years ago) link

Autumn 2020: Is Everyone Getting Dinner or Is It Just Me?

(not a hilarious misreading but I keep doing it)

emil.y, Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:03 (three years ago) link

^^ would make a good Horrible 70s Album Title!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link

instances of involuntary slaughter in songs

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

Tom Watson RIP

ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link

The Wisdom of Giraffes

Cabo Weibo (卡波微博) (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

Movies where people (literally) pay themselves

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, 26 October 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

What is the proper place to binge on a band?

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Sunday, 1 November 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link

Larry David to direct new Borad movie

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 November 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

PYTHON! C or D?

Meet the Anti-Monks! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

I'm always hopefully misreading that one as: PYROLATOR! C or D?

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

Same here, bizarrely.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

do you consider yourself a librarian?

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 6 November 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

thread for legitimately good band porno photos

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 November 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqi6y6zKBwE

xps to Tom D.

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 November 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

Ariana for people who hate ariana

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 9 November 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link

What are Joe Biden's natural tits?

rip van wanko, Monday, 9 November 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

Abyssal real names

ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 9 November 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

Ever noticed how many of these are questions? My theory is that the question mark introduces an element of doubt which compounds the misreading.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 9 November 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

PLEASE DEFECATE - BUT DO SO ARTISTICALLY AND WITH CLASS! NO PROFANITY!

willem, Monday, 9 November 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

in my most recent case it was simply caused by reading SNA without my glasses on, I’m afraid

xp

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

this one's been staring me in the face for some time now:

Autumn 2020: Is Everything Getting Rimmed or Is It Just Me?

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

What are America’s flaws?

On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

Bears in the new era

calzino, Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

Beer say hi to me

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

origins of pube rock

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

On Dying...

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link


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