I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

we dont deserve the g∞n

am i blue? am i blue? you'd be too ... if comrades like milo z won't follow you ...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Er1B7WAAABk3u.jpg

total twitter meltdown:
a blue czech *plus* a blue slovenian!

Of course not. Fuck them, and fuck Duterte, too, for harbouring him.

― pomentiful (pomenitul), Monday, August 31, 2020 2:55 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah I’ve gone right off duterte

― Scampo No. 5 (wins), Monday, August 31, 2020 2:56 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Pineapple bidet?

― pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Monday, August 31, 2020 8:03 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The kind you find in a grocery store

― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Monday, August 31, 2020 8:43 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

*snort-laugh*

hahahahhaha

I think I love her.

looool

fruit salad

Am I allowed to LOL at this?

Erick Morillo, 49.

― santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 4:27 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

RIP

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Circumstances are pretty dark:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/09/01/dj-erick-morillo-found-dead-in-miami-beach/

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

oof, I take back my RIP

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

You'd like to remove it, remove it?

― this is my clean tone (NickB), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 6:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I mean, I did but I'm a terrible person

it's the yin to pineapple bidet's yang

surely yin for the bidet no?

Yin's ever heard of a bid-et??

look my jokes are horribly formed and i'm proud of it

^defund

Burrito doesn't know that I was, in fact, one of the "Garth Kids" that the notorious Sixers abducted and beat up.

The "Garths," as we called ourselves never harmed anyone. We were just united by our love of the music of Garth Brooks. Yeah, some people made fun of us for wearing cowboy hats and heavy eyeliner and lipstick. But there was certainly no call for violence against the Garth community.

Anyway, after going through that phase, many of us drifted away from being Garths and instead gravitated toward an interesting little band called Icy Pee. We carried jugs of frozen urine with us everywhere we went. No one knows why. I guess that's why they started calling us Juggaloos. But

― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, September 5, 2020 11:23 AM bookmarkflaglink

The 'But' really clinches it (the butt really clenches it).

gotta include the burrito post which made me snort like 3 times

Shit, long story, but back in 1998 me and about 14 other LA-area people who were HUGE fans of Eve 6 (you remember them - "wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion, rendezvous and I'm through with you!"; great song) were paid by their label RCA Records to walk a few blocks down Hollywood Blvd to the Capitol Records building where there was a big release party going on for Garth Brooks because of three albums of his they were re-releasing that day. Me and all the other Eve 6 guys, we called ourselves The Sixers like it was like our gang name, and we did anything RCA told us to do to promote Eve 6. Anyway, one day that April, Capitol Records literally paid us $500 each to go walk down there, scope them all out, identify the weakest targets, and then get back to our rental car, drive it up to the Garth Brooks thing and run out and kidnap four of his fans, take them to the alley behind the Sunset Blvd Denny's, and beat them to within inches of their life with baseball bats. RCA thought this would somehow increase Eve 6's record sales! Of course we all did this without hesitation because hey it was 1998, MDMA was a new drug (that we were all taking), we were fueled by that and the propulsive energy of Eve 6, and frankly we needed the money!!!

Anyway, yeah, cliffs notes version for the thread: Eve 6 fans call themselves "Sixers," or at least we did back in '98.

― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, September 5, 2020 6:17 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Puffin post is dogshit

^Sixer

Clearly

"dogshit" from the renowned author of Hipster Puppies!!!

puffin’s post is one of the only gags reposted to this thread that actually made me irl chuckle in a good while. though tbf my sense of humor froze in place at 14 i think.

froze ... like a jug of icy pee ... in the conference room

things Whiney G. Weingarten should avoid posting about if he wants to not be clowned: dogs, Subway, drowning, the Beatles ...

also: music, books, films, white people

whiney it is embarrassing to be the guy policing the "I lol'd" thread if you're a full grown adult, let ppl fuckin lol

lol I know a Noothgrush dude irl ... he rarely lols.

Luv u Whiney but every time u hop on a high horse I feel compelled to remind u that Skrillex is not a guitarist

ok whiney a full grown adult, now THAT is a legit lol

okay guys, point has been made.

please dogpile on whiney over here
The thread in which Whiney attempts to answer the top 529 eternal questions in popular music

Oof

tbf it was a weird setup to have that not-that-funny YMP post first and only afterwards realize that it was the underdeveloped and derivative spawn of a much better post by someone else

the burrito post was not good

but burrito made a real effort

effort is the key to humor

Guys we need an.... adjudication

YE MAD POLLFIN VS BURR...

the burrito post was not good

― brimstead, Saturday, September 5, 2020 10:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

your mom was not good

the post-burrito was dogshit

You know what else is not good? A two-year-old excelsior thread.

^huffy coz deadnamed by the OP

Oh wait hang on are you Hurt1ng or kkvgz

tough times for all us xlsers

I'm kkvgz.

Okay now I see what the problem is. My (admittedly lame/lazy) was intended for the original thread (which has essentially become one extremely long stupid in-joke about Insane Clown Posse).

I never intended it to go into the Excelsior thread. Which is, and should be, reserved for things that are actually funny in their own right. I guess I got confused by the verbatim repost of the entire Sixer thing here.

Apologies. I will go and appropriately scourge my flesh with nettles and vinegar.

Carry on.

well, I liked it

Trout catches Salmon

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, September 6, 2020 11:38 AM

Very baseball-centric, but I quoted it on Facebook today.