Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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Bomboclaat pic.twitter.com/b2JgdtMxnU

— CAPTION IT ! (@captionation1) April 2, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

eating brunch but make it fashion ^o^

davey, Sunday, 30 August 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link

Idk why but this shit is mad funny pic.twitter.com/N6yRndg42J

— Barmelo Xanthony (@Actn_jcksn) September 1, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

love the algreens classic "take me to the snack aisle"

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

So Tired of Being In Line

pplains, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

โ€œdo you have something to mend my broken heart?โ€

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link

Call Me (When My Prescription is Ready)

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

Let's Stay Together (After We Leave Walgreens)

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

listen, i know this is a wheel of fortune mess-up clip but seriously

Please say sike LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/VTmQIVpmMw

— ๐™ผ๐šŠ๐š–๐šŠ ๐š‰, ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ถ๐šž๐š›๐šž (@mamaztheguru) September 30, 2020

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

on the spot dicespin is a longtime classic, that kid ended up winning the game!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 October 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A play in three acts pic.twitter.com/fIm9PDGaDN

— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) October 21, 2020

peace, man, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

my friend accidentally showed this image to a covid test site worker instead of his appointment number. just silently held it up against his closed window. https://t.co/5iJeAClYad

— Elena Saavedra Buckley (@elenasb_) October 19, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 October 2020 05:43 (three years ago) link

take as old as time
booty and the beast

cointelamateur (m bison), Thursday, 22 October 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link

this is insane pic.twitter.com/KogLC9rpEy

— pj harvey keitel (@scott4listener) October 29, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

jesus, call the fbi on that guy

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

I'm 100% certain he's already on some sort of watchlist.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

Huge respect to the car in front of me pic.twitter.com/LG4qypYKGn

— Jacob Geller (@yacobg42) October 31, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 2 November 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how does he actually look like all of them pic.twitter.com/AjjUKhOCXi

— nadia (@nrasidi) November 16, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

trippy

Evan, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this assholeโ€™s name is โ€œVia Gettyโ€ pic.twitter.com/A2e6rmroGD

— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) January 7, 2021

silverfish, Thursday, 7 January 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link

I love this

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link

bahahaha. PWNED VIA GETTY!

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/3EXAJuIsvP

— Radagast the Brown (@RadagastTBrown) January 12, 2021

peace, man, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:11 (three years ago) link

lmao

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link

Strap on yr shoes, yr going to Poon School

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

all I care about is the bonus content for Dutch speakers here:

@curvytheatrenerd๏ผšok but bef in Dutch literally means to eat p |_| $$ y so ๐Ÿ˜‚

get down, get down, get down / why piano wenza so? (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"I'm here live, I'm not a cat" - life in 2021

jmm, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

his strangled "dahhhhh" at the beginning of that is 24 karat gold

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

that is the best

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link

oh fuck

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

looks like Rubio was wrong

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

that was amazing

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

"rod ponton"
amazing

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 22:47 (three years ago) link

thanks to eric for posting this here as i was able to share it on the work-wide email list today before everyone sees it on facebook tomorrow

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 23:08 (three years ago) link

three people have already sent it to me

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link

Easily the single most powerful interaction in the history of Facebook Camry owners groups pic.twitter.com/jjkW1Vvf87

— fitzy (@fivewaylogjam) February 15, 2021

silverfish, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

Now that's a Facebook group.

This looks like something from Repo Man 2000.

https://i.imgur.com/gJwBSog.jpg

pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

The most blasphemous Star Trek shitpost I have ever made or could possibly ever make. You've been warned. pic.twitter.com/hxQAYlzhxk

— David Lebo (@leboism) February 19, 2021

lord of the ting tings (map), Friday, 19 February 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

โœ”

mookieproof, Friday, 19 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

^ go to minute 7 here, it is very special.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

that weird little typing song she launches into (before the sunglasses go on and the costume change) is disturbingly similar to my "counting game" that i constantly played in my head through my adolescence. thank god i finally god the counting game out of my head, it is a nightmare

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link

lmao!! amazing find

Fetchboy, Monday, 22 February 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link

7:00: Okay, T-Bone! Time for some serious crunching!

I'm using Windows
Windows, Windows 386
So all my app-li-cations are running at once
My report right now, is scattered all over my desk
W-w-w-windows will pull these files together real quick
I got pieces in one spreadsheet
I got pieces in another
I got pieces that have never been close to one another
Some are in the da-ta-base where things are pretty stuffy
Some are in the word pro-cess-or, that's where it gets fluffy(?)
W-w-windows, W-w-windows, Windows 386
Will pull these parts together and do it mighty quick
I'll cut and paste, cut-and-paste until it's in Pagemaker
Then I'll slick it up to be T-Bone's heartbreaker.

(Linda takes off her clothes)

"Here's the spreadsheet data you asked for Linda..."

WILLIAM!

"Linda! Uh-oh. These are 1-2-3 files. That doesn't look like 1-2-3."

8:13 - It's Na-Na-Not!
1-2-2-2-3! But don't wo-rry Will-iam, just hand the disk to me!
BARK BARK BARK
I got! Several applications looking mighty slick
Running un-der Win-dows 386!
BARK BARK BARK
In one of the win-dows I've got 1-2-2-2-3
Running at the same time as the others, can't you see?
BARK BARK BARK
I can cut and paste your files in-to my report
Or I can make them look bet-ter with Mi-cro-soft Chart
Charts is Charts is Charts is what I got
CYMBAL SPLASH
Now I'm gonna show you how to make the thing look hot!
BARK

"I'm in accounting! Nothing ever looks hot!"

SYNTH SOLO

Stand! Back William, stand b-b-b-back
Windows 386! IS ON THE ATTACK!

CYMBAL SPLASH, SYNTH SOLO CONTINUES WITH VAGUE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE INTERPOLATIONS AND VINYL SCRATCHING

"Wooooooow..."

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link


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