ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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Baron Bloomps

life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”

Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

Damn.

Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Amazing

Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.

Is it really not?
https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt

— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021

Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link

This is why we elected him presidetn

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (three years ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

also dreaming about roles for minorities and women

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link

also eyeing up beautiful cows

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.

nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

(plant) based bloomps

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link

green powders

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."

OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.

pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.

chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link

lol, wow

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (two years ago) link

wait, what happened to my uh shirt

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link


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