me every time a post i make doesn't get excelsiored: https://clickhole.com/aw-so-sweet-this-32-year-old-thought-of-the-cleverest-little-joke-to-post-on-social-media/
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Does the Excelsior Thread still exist?
― Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
So good
https://clickhole.com/6-myths-about-the-vagina-that-lucas-has-already-debunked-at-13-years-old-dudes-an-absolute-legend/?fbclid=IwAR1iycj-BywjzIdpK6BxFJWrjZzRBsbvV8G1iIfiPSh81twbHUzR53ChUbs
― Darin, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link
So i know they have the new owners, but Clickhole is just not funny since restarting (have only laughed at recycled posts). Or am I just reading the new ownership into it?
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 10 September 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
― Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 10 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
Reductress does many of the things that I used to get out of Clickhole - often better/more pointed
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 September 2020 08:46 (three years ago) link
Yeah, just had a look on there and quality is still high
https://reductress.com/post/sorry-im-so-out-of-it-says-woman-who-is-literally-always-like-this/
― 这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 September 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link
Yes! That's more in The Onion style. i like how Reductress blends the broadsheet newspaper stuff and the online clickbaity stuff
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 September 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link
I liked https://www.instagram.com/p/CFutwVGBMY9/?igshid=1p7ssnk3d0w5j
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
Anna Kendrick said WHAT?!? pic.twitter.com/iw9kD2VUoa— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 2, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 October 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/pointless-drivel-this-book-seems-to-imply-that-you-need-to-say-goodnight-to-the-moon/
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
6 Classic Episodes Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ Where The Characters Mention That The Baby From ‘Dinosaurs’ Is In Prison Where He Belongs https://t.co/2F4krSy5jT— ClickHole (@ClickHole) November 17, 2020
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link
I can't eat if I don't wash my hands first
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 04:22 (three years ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/436/943/93f.jpg
the first time you saw this, did you understand the guy in the photo to be 'the worst person you know' or did you understand the guy in the photo to be 'you', heartbroken by the fact that the worst person you know just made a great point?
since it became a meme it seems like the first interpretation has won out, people photoshopping other people in his place when a real-life 'worst person' makes a good point, but I remember not being sure when I first encountered it?
― soref, Monday, 2 August 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link
Looks like Max Tundra
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link
That's obviously the worst person IMO
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
Max Tundra is 100% good person musically and around 95% same on Twitter.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link
would you be willing to summarize the 5% that is bad?
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
very occasional meltyness
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link
to be clear, I meant the focus of the Clickhole article, not Max Tundra
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
seems clear that 1) the photo is intended as illustrating 'the worst person' and 2) the whole concept of the article is irredeemably stupid (see also: 'heartbreak' of psoriasis)
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
sometimes i wonder what point the clickhole guy is making. is it a point that plays against his type, like you need to be nicer to your wife, or a point that fits his character, something about survival of the fittest or the interlocuter's sexual insecurities?
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
Not sure I was ready for "Stolen Valor: This Man Is Wearing a Toupee Despite Having Floor Length Golden Hair"
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/major-backfire-a-gop-led-investigation-into-discrimination-against-white-people-has-concluded-nothing-except-that-calling-someone-a-honky-is-actually-very-funny/
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 25 September 2021 06:40 (two years ago) link
I Found ClickHole’s “Worst Person You Know”
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link
that article was terrible
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link
Good point
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link
sorry, could not resist that.
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link
Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.Trembling, I tapped out a message to him.
ffs calm down, you weren't tracking down a Nazi war criminal in hiding
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link
honestly that was the only "we tracked down this famous person from a stock photo" article that wasn't entertaining
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link
it does read like a clickhole article, only much less funny
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link
okay I lolled
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
Way to lead us on. At least I posted alternate photos of the backpack girl.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link
yikes
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-bass-amp-that-gave-away-osama-bin-ladens-position-to-u-s-forces-while-he-was-teaching-himself-to-play-higher-ground-by-the-red-hot-chili-peppers-is/?fbclid=IwAR1xwPOU2M-bn5_y01B8oiQFS5EnUpWFashEjiBh2dlgnp6nU6zTjUvK5WM
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 January 2022 00:21 (two years ago) link
lol Ultimate-Guitar.com tab reference was A+
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 January 2022 00:27 (two years ago) link
I'm a little annoyed the photo doesn't actually depict a crate BX-50, which would have been visually funnier as well as accurate
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 January 2022 00:29 (two years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-bass-amp-that-gave-away-osama-bin-ladens-position-to-u-s-forces-while-he-was-teaching-himself-to-play-higher-ground-by-the-red-hot-chili-peppers-is/ for those not inclined to help Meta Inc. track clicks.
― pplains, Saturday, 29 January 2022 14:28 (two years ago) link
kidhole
Give Mommy’s Jewelry To Your School Friends!!! https://t.co/mT07LpntMM— KidHole (@ClickHole) February 2, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
https://reductress.com/post/what-surprised-me-most-about-becoming-a-parent-was-that-i-was-forced-to-by-the-government/
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 May 2022 19:18 (two years ago) link
https://clickhole.com/embracing-his-inner-child-this-man-is-having-more-fun-1825123770/
Didn't see this when it came out; unbelievably cursed
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 22 August 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link
But the doll glimpsed in the photo is clearly inflatable, so why did it come in such a big box?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 28 August 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link
https://clickhole.com/theyre-gonna-collide-these-two-oafs-together-arent-they-these-two-uncles-just-excitedly-posted-on-facebook-that-they-got-a-new-job-at-cern-even-though-neither-of-them-are-scientists-or-anything/?fbclid=IwAR0p8Fy7K5p0JjVbPlUBn9UBKckRCmy06mhaTzGnTGWQOQSC__aF_HXq1nA
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Thursday, 27 October 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
https://clickhole.com/holding-themselves-accountable-npr-has-apologized-for-the-steve-bannon-tiny-desk-concert-where-he-played-cherry-pie-with-alex-g-and-waxahatchee/?fbclid=IwAR0M5S262cdLMdTwcx62bTZroyGo4dPIsYB6Jq-EtBwN26w-2A0nzqvQe1Q
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
fbclid=IwAR0M5S262cdLMdTwcx62bTZroyGo4dPIsYB6Jq-EtBwN26w-2A0nzqvQe1Q
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 10 November 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
I've tried convincing myself that the ?fbclid=IwAR0p8Fy7K5p0JjVbPlUBn9UBKckRCmy06mhaTzGnTGWQOQSC__aF_HXq1nA's are part of the Clickhole joke.
― pplains, Friday, 11 November 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
definitely seems like a subtle sign of decline in quality. Reading the headlines in url form used to be part of the fun
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 11 November 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link
sorry if that was a joke itself, but just in case: FB adds those to outbound links, Clickhole has no control over it
― rob, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link
Now I'm wondering if rob is part of the joke.
― pplains, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
https://clickhole.com/nothingdiffernt-bewtween-being-alive-and-bring-dead-by-queen-elizabeth-ii/
Lates quan blonk very goos
https://clickhole.com/your-churchs-christmas-pageant-has-a-scene-where-jesus-shaves-his-legs-17-signs-your-priest-is-being-sponsored-by-gillette/
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 14 December 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link