why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

is the bird supposed to be good or bad

bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse

https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png

oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one

https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg

dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts

I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)

Oh it's there.... second column.

https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/119970284_3342327432515394_7314695540431680757_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=FIV3np85Ao4AX-d0scT&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&tp=14&oh=e922c511ef8dae7730243942059e3166&oe=5F8A27A9

If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking

If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.

Why do I open this fucking app?

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg

Posted by my former boss

i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120217850_1073353373100292_6282164727429267581_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=C3_DCpLXfQsAX9eN5o8&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&tp=14&oh=d5418a98fca4c47111278dc9466e1b64&oe=5F959BE4

shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author too

https://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp

or whatever

A Medicine Person

Nero Linguistic Programming

what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(

depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.

A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.

- Mahatma Gandhi

A bottomless pit of relationship advice

https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120285944_10223525828193882_4889681270058735199_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=7yfMyDA7pq0AX8bZcED&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&tp=14&oh=1d99d3c8c7a29d427ff60a830a558650&oe=5F968FFE

- Albert Einstein

I often find myself pondering the deeper questions like 'What is poison?'. Glad to hear the answer is 'Whatever'

Oasis etc

never trust a big butt and a smile

If you go to the garden and catch 100 red ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen 🤷🏼‍♂️
However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other ☠️
The thing is, the red ants think the black ants are the enemy and vice versa, when in reality, the real enemy is the person who shook the jar 🤯
This is exactly what’s happening in society today
Liberal vs Conservative
Black vs White
Pro Mask vs Anti Mask
The real question we need to be asking ourselves is who’s shaking the jar and why? 🤔

Dude maybe needs a refresher on what a conservative is

god is shaking the jar because she is bored

Who shook the jaaaar?
Father Noahhh

Tell me who's that shaking? John the Revelator

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your ant jar.

Makes me think of this

https://verkoren.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/how-the-jerks-came-into-this-world.jpg

Chef God Pa Smurf

and all of the little ants are shaking
red and black, antenna waving
they're not asking who shaaaakes
who's shaking the jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

why mesa allow evil? issa berry boopjack!

https://i.ibb.co/hg9Vq0L/FB-IMG-1602469470627.jpg

O ok jeans coat guy

This.

Think about that.

Take as long as you like.

Let. That. Sink. In.

That guy looks like an absolute spanker whom I would avoid on sight if I knew him.

i'm guessing you guys probably laughed at that atlantic piece about how to be happier this election season

The gist of that article was pretty much "don't pay so much attention to the news. Also centrism is good."

Who amongst us doesn't breathe out a few mushrooms every day?

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/121493087_642929789582769_5112110445381736325_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_eui2=AeHBtlZ9695KRxj8YYU4IL3k9bKVLhzEm9L1spUuHMSb0mGOPrR6UMUI7N6ZnDVjeN8&_nc_ohc=lzo7hdcqiyYAX9sPt2z&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&tp=7&oh=cfecc85921dc341848a355222d29091f&oe=5FABCCFB

due to the moist

that's the name of my next mixtape

Born to be moist