when the dust is settled, we'll have seen 27 different Marthas die by gunshot, and 27 different sets of pearls hit the ground
all of us are to blame. no one is to blame.
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 06:52 (three years ago) link
can't they just stop making all superhero movies?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:02 (three years ago) link
Net zero superheroes by 2027 it needs to happen
― agent brodie canks (wins), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:14 (three years ago) link
they can get a head start by wiping existing movies
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:15 (three years ago) link
there might be net zero people in 2027 so
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:16 (three years ago) link
they're gonna start going through all the old movies and making them batman or spiderman movies
vertigo? that's a batman movie now. the killing of a chinese bookie? that's a spiderman
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:46 (three years ago) link
batman begins? strangely, that's a spiderman
r-pattz in dark eyeliner and eyeshadow <3
but everything else about this looks terrible.
― Roz, Sunday, 23 August 2020 09:14 (three years ago) link
12 Angry Batmen
― francisF, Sunday, 23 August 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link
TS: Batmen vs Batsman
― Yelploaf, Sunday, 23 August 2020 12:23 (three years ago) link
This thing is only 25% filmed, but they're already releasing a trailer...massive confidence or barely masked panic?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 August 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
Eh, they've got a year. Which means they've got enough time to recast Batman with Jason Bateman. Or hell, Justine Bateman.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link
just once i want the leather masked dipshit to take a punch at the scoffing punk and then have the scoffing punk step aside and leave leather masked dipshit wildly swinging at the air and then throwing a tantrum.
just the most toxic power fantasies, constantly supporting the idea that one properly trained asshole can take on a mob or the state
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
cobain would've absolutely hated all this shit of course
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link
with the lights outit's real grittyit's too bad themovie's shitty
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
Now I'm imagining the trailer soundtracked by Weird Al's "Smells Like Nirvana."
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
Someone should seriously replace it with a slowed down, menacing version of that.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
Nah, just keep it as is. Let the ridiculousnessness shine.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
Release the Weird Cut!
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
As Jess H pointed out over on Twitter, Weird Al IS canon:
https://braveandbold.fandom.com/wiki/Weird_Al_Yankovic
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
even in his best efforts to include everything in Zur-En-Arrh hallucination-induced canon, Morrison didn't go as far as a TV cartoon adaptation of Harvey Kurtzman's 1950s MAD parody, or Scooby-Doo https://braveandbold.fandom.com/wiki/Bat-Mite_Presents:_Batman%27s_Strangest_Cases!
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link
i hope pattinson stays good and interesting after this, that's all.
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
black on black on black is so tired rn
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
come back joel, all is forgivenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr6gACml4h0
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
They should reboot Batman as a hero that fights in the broad daylight.
I've always wondered about that, tbh. If I were a bad guy in Batman world, I would do all my crimes in the daylight when I just had boring old police to contend with.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
Good Bit of Daytime action in the Adam West version.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41t3Pqslp2L._AC_SX466_.jpg
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
Really, these gloomy Batmans should have the big visual "boom!" and "pow!" effects, because it's so hard to see the fights in the dark. In the brightly lit Adam West version they were all pretty redundant. You think I can't recognize a "biff!" or "blam!" when I see one?! I mean, duh.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link
crime is rampant in the daylight cos Batman can't see his batsignal in the sun, and then the Batsignal General came and dismantled his signal, citing cost-savings, so now Gotham is lost
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
Good point! It's just too bright for the bat signal. And then in the summer, when night falls later and later? That's pretty rough. Batman is all sitting in his kitchen, leg bouncing, checking his batwatch again and again, peaking out between the blinds, waiting for the street lights to finally pop on ...
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
Batman actually beats up 1 in every 3 civilian he runs into so they'll be woozy and unable to commit crime when it's daylight out. he just has to hope he hits the right people
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
Batman offers grants to all the batbars to keep the happy hour (batty hour?) specials super-cheap so that come nightfall the bat villains are all pretty sluggish.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, August 23, 2020 12:38 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm, too many interesting directions over the past few years. he can spend a decade showing up in cheap productions and still live off Batman cash after this
― solo scampito (mh), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
thought the trailer looked better than almost all other recent dc things. didn’t suffer from snyder's hyper-saturated visual language, actually looked fairly sharp.
― 3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link
On the other hand, another fucking Batman movie.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link
ive managed to avoid all the batfleck films, so idk maybe i’ll check this one
― 3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
yeah maybe not the best time to once again make a rich angryman cop a romantic hero
― lukas, Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link
Bat Lives Matter?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link
i think rpattz could be a decent batman imo
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
I'm always game to watch someone beat up Paul Dano in a movie
― solo scampito (mh), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link
There Will Be More Blood
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
It's a Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty World
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link
upcoming DCEU movies:
Wonder Woman 2 Batman 1 only took them a decadeSuicide Squad reboot or 2 or 3 dependingBlack Adam 1 and doneShazam 2Flash 1Aquaman 2
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link
This trailer looks emo as hell. Will watch, love r patts
― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link
I like r patz and I'm glad this will indirectly help him make a whole bunch more weird ass movies.
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 24 August 2020 06:24 (three years ago) link
Oh and that really was the original Nirvana track, remixed:
https://www.udiscovermusic.com/news/nirvana-batman-trailer-soundtrack/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link
R-Patz HAS The Rona.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link
excellent start to the batman press tour
we can't let the oscar nominations eclipse the pasta update from robert pattinson https://t.co/yUxWWBwhke pic.twitter.com/Pj9ybFYhF9— iana murray (@ianamurray) February 8, 2022
― Roz, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 06:14 (two years ago) link
<3 rpattz forever. may he remain awkard forever
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 07:03 (two years ago) link
the profile (and accompanying photoshoot) is once again, full of gems:
When he started auditioning, anytime he’d introduce himself as English while trying out for an American role, the casting agents would act concerned. “They’d always question it: ‘We’re worried about the accent…’ ” he says. “So I used to always come in as a different person, an American. I’d say, ‘Hi, I’m from Michigan.’ But then I was doing an audition for Transformers 2, right after Twilight had come out”—in other words, precisely the moment that Pattinson became a globally famous actor—“and I went in as some guy from Denver. And they called my agent and were like, ‘What’s wrong with him? Why was he doing an improv? A really boring improv?’ ”
Him thinking The Devil All The Time was a comedy explains SO MUCH about that movie lmao:
Pattinson threw another knuckleball into 2020’s The Devil All the Time, in which he plays a creepy, corporeal Southern preacher who seduces young parishioners and then gaslights them about their sexual encounters. “But I thought that one was supposed to be a comedy. I remember reading the script and it was so extreme, with such monstrous characters, I was thinking it had to be.” (It wasn’t.)
― Roz, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 08:14 (two years ago) link