The Worst Jerky.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link
picturing him swimming in a bacta tank of liquid hdroxychloroquine
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
Mark Mothersbaughhttps://www.brooklynvegan.com/devos-mark-mothersbaughs-covid-19-recovery-complicated-by-notorious-tiktok-mansion-next-door/
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link
Usain Bolt!
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
Right after throwing himself a huge mask-free birthday party. What an idiot.
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link
Fast, smart, and rich. He got to choose two.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
Fart,rast and smich
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
, LLP
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 04:28 (three years ago) link
It doesn’t sound like Yulia Tymoshenko is doing well. Moved to intensive care and described as being ‘in a serious condition’.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 07:00 (three years ago) link
apparently Mark Motherbaugh was in the ICU and nearly died? god damn, glad he pulled through
― frogbs, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
That Brooklyn Vegan article title is some peak 2020 madness.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link
:(
Some news on Toots. pic.twitter.com/9YETBz458i— Toots & The Maytals (@tootsmaytals) August 31, 2020
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 31 August 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link
protect toots, this year is fucked up enough already
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 07:02 (three years ago) link
Toots has consistently made my life happier than almost any other musician.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link
Silvio Berlusconi
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
thoughts and prayers
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link
Bungas and bungas.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link
The Rock and familyhttps://www.tmz.com/2020/09/02/the-rock-tested-positive-covid-19-coronavirus-wife-kids-dwayne-johnson/
― Alba, Thursday, 3 September 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link
Good thing steroids reduce mortality
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link
I actually feel bad making that joke cuz I love that man
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link
the batman has tested positive
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
Weird, people who've decided that now is a good time to make movies are getting sick? Again, I have to just say: weird.
― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
the Joker strikes again
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link
New origin story where Master Bruce eats live bat at wet market.
― Alba, Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link
Saw someone on Twitter say, "So in this one he kills his own parents?"
― Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 4 September 2020 06:03 (three years ago) link
That’s what happens when you wear a mask that only covers the top of your face
― Gab C. Nebsit (wins), Friday, 4 September 2020 06:27 (three years ago) link
This week’s Herman Cain Award goes to former Nashville councilman, Tony Tenpenny. pic.twitter.com/xxGJwNEM7M— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) September 21, 2020
― Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
Pity it wasn't the hoarse whisperer though
― anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
former Boston Red Sox/Minnesota Twin David Ortiz aka Big Papi milkshake, contracted the virus, no comment on whether the milkshakes helped cure him.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 21 September 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
why do you think they should die of covid?
― Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link
For the most part I don't think anyone should die of covid, including Tom Tenpenny. If I were in a position to save them I would try my best to save both! Starting with Mr Tenpenny
― anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
Why did you type that it was a pity the hoarse whsiperer hadn't died of Covid instead of the politician who spreads propaganda that Covid isn't real?
― Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
I prefer one to the other!
― anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
obviously I don't like either
obviously
― Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link
It may have been a little strong in hindsight, could change it to something like "pity this disingenuous balloon is tweeting again" if a mod wants to change
― anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
you can block people on twitter rather than kill them now
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
I have blocked hoarse (along with his parents, Alyssa Milano and Sean McAlwee accounts to be on the safe side) but for some reason it didn't stop the tweet appearing here. I admit my post was too strong
― anvil, Monday, 21 September 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
aw man the new twitter update got rid of the kill button?
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
Shareholders
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
I haven't posted in this thread for ages.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/tommy-devito-founding-member-of-the-four-seasons-dies-from-covid-19-complications-1.5116263
― clemenza, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 14:01 (three years ago) link
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) -- Missouri Republican Gov. Mike Parson, opponent of mandatory masks, tests positive for COVID-19.— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 23, 2020
― Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
It's been noted on the Canadian politics thread, but of our five leading federal parties--Liberal, PC, NDP, Green, and Bloc Québécois--two of the leaders, Erin O'Toole (PC) and Yves-François Blanchet (BQ)--have both tested positive in the past few days.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link
god bless you bastards with all your parties (not the bloc)
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 September 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link
I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) September 24, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
bad idea, brainless virus
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link
Covid was offside
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
God, imagine when Maradona gets it.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
He'll fight it with cocaine.
Which will be discovered to be the cure
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link