"eat my piss" vs "drink my poop": which phrase do you think has more google results? guess now and then click for the answer

"consume my effluent": survey says... No results found for "consume my effluent".

you can't eat piss and drink poop. Makes no sense.

Septic systems can leak and contaminate ground water wells, so the pertinent question is, at what level of dilution do piss or poop cease to be piss and poop? If a particle of poop is deposited upon a morsel of food and consumed it obviously has been eaten, so why wouldn't the same particle, suspended in water and consumed, be drunk?

What if you froze pee

^ Equally germane.

you can't eat piss and drink poop.

someone hasn't seen the Bristol Stool Scale

"Bristol Stool Scale": About 1,180,000 results (0.61 seconds)
"Bristol Stool Chart": About 934,000 results (0.51 seconds)
"Bristol Stool Shart": About 35 results (0.34 seconds)

"Bristool": About 24,000 results (1.59 seconds)
"Briscool": About 23,000 results (0.42 seconds)
"Too Cool for Bristool": 1 result (0.59 seconds)

"Briscuit": About 8,490 results (0.29 seconds)
"Trisket": About 40,900 results (0.58 seconds)
"Diarrhea Biscuit": About 1,960 results (0.42 seconds)

Woah I never knew about that show hidden text thing

welcome to the rest of your life

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