Warne's World

THE SCENT OF WARNIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pNIhg4A0Ks

What's in it, Shane?

https://youtu.be/kxL9cPIkHiY

THE SUMMER OF WARNE SO FAR

- His son went on SAS Australia, revealed that he's only ever eaten ten foods in his life.
- Warnie complains that he's been made to look like a bad parent for that.
- Warnie derails commentary in yesterday's ODI to broadcast a plea for cult snackfood Tasty Toobs to return to supermarket shelves.

isn't Warne a "I don't really like food, I'd be happy eating potatoes the whole time" person? I suppose when you smoke 40 a day you may as well eat bland food!

Never forget the airlift of baked beans to the Australian tour party of India, 1998.

Loving my new cap ! Keeper ? #peekyblindsrs #flatcap pic.twitter.com/DXAanlUGmN

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) December 17, 2020

#peekyblindsrs

He getting the carpet re-laid.

Can't fuck with the Advanced Hair marketing department.

Flat Cap is back for a run-of-the-mill BBL game, reckon Advanced Hair must be at DEFCON 3 now.

dude he's such a dude

Don’t think I can do top 5. Let’s do Top 10 hahaha

Shawshank Redemption
Top Gun
Silence of the Lambs
Few good Men
Usual Suspects
Gladiator
Rush
Goodfellas
Ford V Ferrari
Divinci Code

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) January 29, 2021

Looool

"Divinci Code" is the wildcard

Ah, it was a wildly successful phenomena amongst members of Australia's bogan community when it was released.

Rush

...does he mean The Olden Days?

...does he mean The Olden Days?

I picture Warnie more of a 'Bargearse' man myself.

Hang tough mate !!!!!!! Your family and friends are all with you 👍 https://t.co/j7n4xyHxkM

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) July 16, 2021

https://i.imgur.com/HgHVtaJ.png

unfort i didn't remember :(

got COVID :(

Embarrass it like Daryll Cullinan, Warnie.

I was less interested in Toby’s attempts to spice up his colleague’s pornographic screenplay, for example, than in one of the most fun ideas The Speechwriter introduces—a federal plan to install tobacconists and bakeries at every cricket academy in the country in order to re-create the conditions that produced Shane Warne.

they should actually try this imo

Watched the Warnie documentary recently and it was mostly Chris Martin & Ed Sheeran talking about him. Which is, er, what you'd expect from a documentary about Warnie.

Green Eyes morelike Great Areas

BREAKING

Australia cricket legend, Shane Warne, dies of ‘suspected heart attack’, aged 52.

Details: https://t.co/Q83t5FWzTb pic.twitter.com/YtQkY8Ir8p

— Fox Cricket (@FoxCricket) March 4, 2022

Jesus Christ.

Ah man

The unhealthy choices caught up with him but that's still no age at all. As a Pom I'm half tempted to say that watching Smith and Labuschagne bowling leggies in tandem earlier finished him off but honestly, one of the greatest, watching him at work was a lesson in psychological mastery

wtf

this hurts, too young (even after all the smoking and red bulls and diet pills)

saddest areas

rip the only cricketer i could name

Pure greatnesspic.twitter.com/I5QOHAdmxF

— Rob Moody (@robelinda2) March 4, 2022

Seriously, how good is Stifler in the American pie movies !!!!! He just cracks me up, such a knob, but, you can't not laugh....

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) June 5, 2015

I know I've said this before, but I love "Stiffler" !! The "Stiffmeister" is such a tool, but so good Hahahah

— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) April 12, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/4XitIZZ.jpg

lmao thats v good, kinda makes me like him more

like those Late Show closing gig jokes… Joan Kirner instead of Joan Jett etc

VB, darts and meat pies left outside the MCG. It’s what Warnie would have wanted. Pic via NCA Newswire pic.twitter.com/dQ4zQFHKax

— Lucy Thackray (@LucyThack) March 5, 2022

otm

Describing the perfect meat pie temperature to "demolish them in 30 seconds" and then demonstrating technique https://t.co/xSFD0pD69A pic.twitter.com/RbY7aFrtZu

— Daniel Brettig 🏏 (@danbrettig) March 7, 2022